Funny Texts - Blog Posts
The whole thing makes more sense if you click the first picture to where you can see the whole image (the same can be said for the last post)
The blacked out parts include my ✨legal name✨
a mood
Just a second ago my friend was walking across the room and grabbed his sketchbook off the table and as he did like 8 pieces of paper flew out of it but instead of going and picking them up he just stood there looking like the world just ended
I have absolutely no bases for this but My personal head cannon for assassin's Creed Valhalla is that Eivor's Raven Synin is actually a trash bird. Like instead of being super helpful and a good raven it instead acts like a angry toddler. I just imagine this Eivor has confronted a order of the ancients (I haven't finished the game yet) And just before they stabs them they here Synin trying to eat something shiny and then it's just.
Eivor: it's time to die.
Synin:*choking on a shiny coin or object that they tried to eat*
Eivor: NO NO NO NO! BAD BIRD!! SPIT IT OUT!!! SPIT IT OUT!!!!!!!!!
Bad guy: so should I go or do you need help?*dies from being stabbed by a throwing axe*
I was driving around with my mom today and she got a text from my dad, so I started reading it out for her. Apparently this man finishes all of his texts with this emoji
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I though that that was just a one time thing for when he texted me. Nope, all of the other texts without my dad's wizard sign off are out of the norm.