Gayyyyy - Blog Posts
dazai loves all his plushes equally but ts one is special
Wip idk how backgrounds work but working on it
NOOO I FORGOT NY WATERMARK
Dumb shit my friends have said (part 2)
Again no names bc
When in doubt cut something out
You devious little derek
Oh shit/ literally (one of my friends made blue cookies and it kinda made them ill)
We be slaying but in the death kinda way, slaying those wrists
Just because you can’t see the horny doesn’t mean the horny’s not their
Just Because it’s not visible doesn’t mean it’s not their/Don’t judge on size
I know this is ain’t a great time because y’all are espresso depressoing but I’m now panicking at the disco and need help
Your forehead is wider than the whole of the USA
Anything can be used as a vibrator if you're brave enough
I wish my depression would leave me like my dad did
Aw baby wanna get drop kicked?/No but Ill drop kick yo balls/Yes please off a cliff
The 8balls corrections for the word 'sexy' so far:
Santa's bagy
Spidere Adventure BoxY
Blue Plastic Bitsy
Fishing Trophyy
Anti-Rob Packy
Watermelon Seedsy
Corncoby
Pepe Trophyiest
Fishing Trophy
Voodoo Dolle
Adventure Boxy
Cactusy
Elf On The Shelfy
Mole Many
Townie's Eyesy
Streak Freezey
Alcoholy
Prestige Packy
Shovely
Beds are overrated, sleep on your windowsill
Windowsills are overrated, sleep on your fridge
Fridges are overrated, sleep on the concrete outside your house
Concretes overrated, sleep in a tree
Trees are overrated, don't sleep
Sleep is overrated, just don't
You look like a Brussel sprouts that picked up cocaine as a new year resolution
Why the fuck are you rotating you little Brussel sprout
You look like a velociraptor in in a clogged toilet bowl
Your not from Jurassic park your from the prehistoric playground
If theirs a hole theirs a goal
Should I get a baseball bat paint no horny on it and every time anyone acts remotely horny I pull out the no horny bat for them to be bonked.
________ kryptonite right there
You should also get a dog cage as the horny jail, just because I'd really like to see ________ try fit
Why is the bat horny, we'll never know
You're just concerny not horny
When I get that darn baseball bat I'll be the protector of no horny
For the no horny is sacred kiddos
And just remember just cause you can't see the horny doesn't mean the horny isn't there
Which is why the bat must be kept at range at all times
Just *bonk*
*bonk bonk bonk*
BONK
*aggressive bonk*
B O N K
bink?
What like a reverse bonk?
No that would be knob