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Every day we see injustice happening and no one talks about it, but I will!
As a citizen who is not ashamed of my past, I must say that something is happening and everyone should know about it! They're killing our could-be-our-brothers! Every day, our brothers and sisters are brutally thrown down the drain by evil men! Killers for pleasure who forget where they came from and their past but not me!
I am a former sperm and I came to tell you my story, my struggle and trajectory!
When I was just a new sperm, I lived in a cramped house, my father's balls, along with billions of my brothers and sisters, but one day, they kicked us out of there! He made us run in the direction, I was scared but I ran as if it cost my life and it did, when I arrived at a cozy and round place I looked back and saw a scene that traumatizes me to this day!!! My brothers in sack trying to enter space and not being able to, they died trying, and I know that many were roasted for the same thing as me but they are hypocrites and do not see the truth! Even having gone through this, many men still have the nerve to throw our brothers and sisters' sperm down the drain, so today, I will not keep quiet!
SAY NO TO ABORTION OF INNOCENT SPERMS!!!
THE END OF THE DECADE.
THE END OF THE DECADE.
The 2010’s are ending in six hours… the thing is that I have been contemplating about writing this article for like 10 hours, or ten days, a month. End of the decade it is and we can do nothing about it. The funny thing is that past ten years have been life changing for everyone because we all grew up, some of us started the decade as 18 year olds , some stared the decade as 10 year olds, some of…
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reviving the dead "Hotel? Trivago" meme.
Sequence: The turtle bros rented a fancy hotel after saving up to stay for the night. In this AU mutated beings are normal after the apocalypse 💀. The name of the Hotel(Which is called Hotel Marison) isn't at the front of the building since it's a new hotel to NYC. Someone outside asks Donnie what's the name of the hotel and...
idle Jaskier-related notion:
Joey Batey is really approximately the same size and shape as Henry Cavill, and there are a number of clever techniques in pretty much all Jaskier's costumes to hide this fact and make him look about three or four inches narrower than he actually is. The costumers work really really hard to make him look that twinky, often with cleverly cut shoulder decorations that pretend he's trying to look bigger than he is and have the actual effect of making him look a lot lighter.
On a Doylistic level this makes sense, because it's hard to make Geralt look Huge and Imposing next to your non-combatant harmless sidekick if said sidekick is a jacked six foot burly man.
On a Watsonian level, however, the notion of Jaskier as this big meaty dude aggressively arguing with all his tailors to ensure that he looks as non threatening and foppish and entertaining as possible while also looking as sexy as he can (for a Jaskier definition of sexy, at least) is generating considerable entertainment for me this fine morning.