How I Met Your Mother - Blog Posts
It's all coming up Astarion.
The Easter bunny
“Daddy, who’s the Easter bunny and what is his connection to the Abrahamic religion system?”
Ronald, the husband, the father, the warrior, gazed down gently at little Michael, his youngest son. His deep voice that overwhelmed the boys ears with hope and wonder spoke. “Let me tell you a story, son. Do you remember the story of the manger? Of our lord Jesus Christ?” Michael nodded excitedly. He had always loved that story. “Well, there’s something I’ve never told you before about that story. A detail I left out. But today, my boy, you’re finally old enough to learn about Mary’s second son. You see, after Jesus was killed, Mary decided it was best for her youngest to run away and to take up a new identity. He lived for a very long time and changed a lot of lives. Lives like yours, Michael. Thankfully he stayed hidden for centuries before he was tragically cut short by an evil man named Pleurisy. Pleurisy was jealous of the man and his strengths. His godlike ability to pull light from the sky and control it as if a part of his own hand made him feel powerless, and when a man feels powerless he can do horrible things. This man was a very large public figure, so his death was covered up as to not cause country-wide outrage.” The other 4 of the sliver fox’s children had gathered around his feet in a circle, listening intently and staring up at him in awe of the story. Ronald had always had such a way of painting pictures with his words. The sights he spoke into existence as simply as tying a knot seemed the gather in towards his towering form and softly floated and buzzed around the seven heads in the room. “well, the man died long after his family and had no one to guide him to heaven to be amongst the others of God’s children. So, he lay waiting in his casket for that very special day that his older brother would rise to join him in the afterlife, and one day, that day came. On easter morning, the man had leapt into the stars, leaving his body and his life behind. Now, children. The Easter bunny. Which one wanted to hear about him? You? The adopted one, right?” Michael spoke again with visible tears on his face “I’m adopted?” They stared at each other for a moment “ Yeah… Anyway, a rabbit priest, a priestly rabbit came hopping along a few years later with quite an intent for disruption. He dug a burrow into the thick mound of dirt he had claimed as his own only to meet something hard. ‘Metal? Cement?’ He thought. Wood. The rabbit has dug so far down that he had reached the man’s casket. And being a curious rabbit, he climbed inside to see if the man had been a practicing Christian. No cross was found around the neck of the picked clean bone he found there. The rabbit was disappointed. It was getting cold out and so he climbed inside of the forms ribcage, hoping he wouldn’t mind the company. The days turned into nights until the rabbit had realized it had become Easter yet again. As the skeleton began to move on its own it pulled the animal out from inside it by the ear and asked it what it had been doing in there. The rabbit assured him that he meant no harm and that he was just very cold. They made a deal that since the man couldn’t come down to earth all year, that the rabbit could keep his remains safe and dedicate his life to spreading his message. They both agreed and they shook on it. It was a beautiful spring day when the rabbit decided to bring the skeleton outside and disguised it inside costume of himself. He egged people houses and he told people to ‘suck it!!’ And all was well in America. And that man, oh how he smiles down upon all of you kids, I just know it.” “Really? How would you know?” Ronald Reagan glanced up at his husband Benjamin Franklin Christ and tucked a strand of his long, silver hair behind his ear. Their smiles two halves of the same ring. “Oh, I know.”
Actual footage of me when someone says they haven't seen Friends (or AHS, or HIMYM, or Psych, or.... you get the idea)
Me: *mentions favorite tv show*
Friend: “I’ve never seen that befo-“
Me:
How I Met Your Mother disorder headcanons
!DISCLAIMER: This is for FUN and just how I perceived these characters!
Barney:
- NPD
- HPD
- ADHD (mixed)
- Gambling & p0rn add!ction
Ted:
- Anxiety
- OCD
- Autism
- BPD traits
Lily:
Bipolar disorder (depressive)
ADHD (inattentive)
DPD
Anxiety
Post-partum depression
Marshall:
Panic disorder
DPD
Robin:
BPD
ASPD
NPD
you ever get so drunk that you end up plotting out a 6+ season story arc for a “How I Met Your Mother” style sitcom starring Sonic the Hedgehog characters?
Because I’ve done it twice now and I’m starting to wonder if the universe is trying to tell me something…
I love how you can tell what obsession I went through on a certain week via my pinterest album on my gallery. Like "oh, here's 3 rows of pics starring tom ellis, i must have been watching lucifer that week"
Do you guys also suddenly get like three new personalities, two new dream jobs and several mental breakdowns after binging a TV show or are you normal??
Fandoms I Follow
Okay, so i will do the following fandom requests and i will NOT do smut for now, sorry ‘bout that. But, any other requests feel free to send in. I will need something to write on, so if you wanna see me write you gotta send requests lovelies.
1- Harry Potter (Any and every ship except Wolfstar. No can buddy)
2- Fantastic Beasts and Where To Find Them
3-Sherlock
4-The Flash
5- How I Met Your Mother. (I am not sure people even read these fanfics)
6.- The Big Bang Theory
7.- Game Of Thrones
8.-Percy Jackson (Sorta, since i read the book a really long time ago, so i dont remember much except Percy LOVES BLUEEEEE! I do take everything for Mangus hase series )
For now, i guess that’s it, but i guess i can write stuff for singers and stuff? If I know who they are. I really need requests, send in some please :3.Pwease?
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Start watching today: https://goo.gl/3p37Xs
ok but i love it when the important moments that have been built up from LONG in stories actually turn out to be really... humanly normal? Yet fitting? The meeting with that once in a lifetime love you been hyping us up for 9 years (see: how i met your mother) actually just happens under rain, on a station and they actually just joke about how the guy once entered the wrong class to teach. Confessions being accidental, transformative moments not appearing like that without the hindsight etc etc.
On A TANGENT, I ALSO love when the moments happen with a full cheesy bang and boom, if it calls for it! yall been beating around to bush for 4 seasons (see: Kaguya-Sama: Love is War) and THE MAN FINALLY confesses with an elaborate set up, on a special night with a hunt and hundreds of balloons timed, the lighting timed and on the damn roof of highschool???
its just good seeing stories be apologetically *themselves*. I think we are becoming too hyper aware of tropes, irony and a lil too critical of unrealistic fantasy that something just leaning into fully being ITSELF, trying hard, being cheesy is just FRESH.
Ah, I babbled.
START USING BARNEY AS JOHN DRAWING REFERENCES I SWEAR
TV Shows that i love but have terrible finales:
How I Met Your Mother
Scorpion
Supernatural
The thing that gets me its that Ted spent 9 seasons obsessed with Robin and still, even after dating her, Barney is the one who told him she was from a rich family.
At that point Ted had spent almost a decade "In love" with Robin and didn't know this about her, Barney did. But i'm supposed to believe that Ted and Robin are endgame
"And that kids, is How I Met Your Mother."
So I will make my very first post a commemoration of the end of my favourite series. It is my favourite scene and is also what I will argue, as the best moment in history.