How It Should Have Ended - Blog Posts
The Bookworm and her Fluffy Pillow
Commission.
This is EXACTLY my reaction when I finished the book.
I also read the book for fun. Don't judge me.
I was very unsatisfied with the ending of The Lord of The Flies.
(Spoilers…I guess?) So, like they’re all going savage and trying to Murder this poor kid and the Naval Officer is just like, “I would’ve expected more from British boys.” and he asks how many are dead and Ralph says two (Technically there are three, including the boy with the birthmark but I think he was referring to casualties in the war) and the guys just like, “Oh, wow.” Bruh, these kids killed the guys and they’re just cool with that?? No punishment or even a real reaction????? Jack And His Merry Savages just get to go home?
I would’ve been Much Happier if:
1. Jack had died, which sounds really horrible and demented but he was the reason there were so many problems and he murdered TWO CHILDREN! (Who were my favorite characters btw)
2. The “Savages” got at least a punishment or the Naval Officer gave an actual fuck that two kids were literally murdered.
And yes, I did read this book for fun, don’t judge me you Illiterate swine.
The fact that this wasn't a one-off and Elsa still has little cameos in the X-Men videos (so she really is on the team in the HISHE "canon") is one of the most underrated bits in the whole series.
HISHE's original Let It Go cover from their Frozen video was so much better. Bloody Disney...
Bro I'm making myself believe this is how it ended
They fight monsters and kiss!
My Mean-spirited Anti-parody
Had an idea today that I don't think I'll ever make it might be a fun occasion series.You know that youtube channel 'How it Should of Ended'? Web animated parodies that about exactly what it says on the tin? My idea is sort of the opposite of that. Movie parodies that deliberately respond to often critiqued or parodied movie scenes, plot points, or plot holes, showing how the story would be actually worse if they did exactly what we said they should have done.
For example, Glynda just tells Dorothy that the shoes can take her home the moment she gets them. She never actually learns that "there's no place like home" and then lives the rest of her life regretting coming back, wanting to return this fantastic world she didn't get to see, and ends up in a psychward after attempting to run into the next tornado to hit her farm.
Indiana Jones doesn't actually have to retrieve the Ark of the Covenant because it kills the Nazis after they try to use it? Alright, let's see the movie where he just sits around waiting for that to happen, then it does, and he brings it back to America without any issue. Marion's dead because they killed her for the medallion, but who cares? I got the magic god box.That sounds like a way better movie, right?
The fellowship takes the eagles to mordor. Not even a third of the way there, the ring corrupts the eagles, and they successfully destroy all the kingdoms. Because they're gods that we all mistook for a taxi service.
Give me enough time, I bet I could come up with a reason why fixing the ending of Grease would be actually way worse.