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Saburo being lactose intolerant just makes so much sense 💀💀
hpmi mini log i guess... old stuff from twitter... (which i havent used literally since the 2nd drb results.... sawry....)
say what you will about the bb&mtc manga but they knew how to proportion men
can u imagine living in the hypnosis mic world, and like your just chilling and all, and some mf walks in with a microphone and says something like “your mama so fat, she look like a chicken wrap” and then just,,boom your entire family is dead, your dead, and then they start singing the chorus and dancing and that’s the last thing u see before u die.
I drew this instead of studying calculus😭
cutie patootie Jakurai redraw
Homies ya girl is back in her hypmic phase
HYPNOSIS MIC 3RD DIVISON RAP BATTLE ANNOUNCEMENT
RAHHH ITS HERE WE GOING BROKE WITH THIS ONE 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥 DOTSUHON FOR THE WIN
【Greenery】 Tsutsujimori Rosho SSR
This is great I definitely didn’t use all my gems just to get the same card three times that i didnt even want
Rosho and Catsara
Just Ramuda.
Ddlc cutscene redraw!
Happy birthday, Ramuda! ✨
gift for my bestie @kostnayabaza ✨
hypmic university au???
russian translation under the cut
⚠️ FULL VERSION UNDER CUT❗❗❗
Nurse Ramuda is my favorite thing ever in the whole wide universe so HE GETS TO STAY!!!
It was really tempting to give Ramuda a candy heart but I thought that since it is something meant to be consumed it wouldn't hit as hard when Jakurai would eat it...
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Ngl but this would do for a good zombie apocalypse AU. It could go something along the lines of:
-Jakurai works at the hospital to find a cure
-Ramuda becomes infected and Jakurai saves him but now he's become kinda crazy since he was a zombie once
-Jakurai gets bitten by one of his patients and now Ramuda works as a nurse to save him???
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Okay now I need to see them in the zombie song nightcore version mv
baby brat saburo
jk i love him
a sloppy fling posse sketch dump
hai hypmic fandom you’ve been my pfp for forever and i’m only posting content now
i used a pic of me as hifumi holding a gun as a reference for this cus That Card is literally one of my fav hypmic cards EVER vvvv
I realized something about two of my favorite fictional men
Mikorin and Hifumin are so different yet similar...
Lol, Tomoshibi was the thing that put me to sleep for around two months. And at some point, I even finished writing a research paper with nonstop Hypmic in my ears (o_o)
Matenrou Supremacy, lol
Which Hypmic character do you think is most likely to commit tax fraud? (for some reason i genuinely wanna see your answer to this question NDBWKJDHWKFLWFNBW)
When I mentioned this as an offhand comment elsewhere, I was definitely thinking Rei, but you know what? That's too easy. We can do better. Let's take a deep dive into Hypmic characters and their potential to commit tax fraud.
Ichirou - Ichirou would never knowingly commit tax fraud because he is a good boy at heart, but would he know to pay enterprise tax? Is Ichirou receiving cash under the table from the ol' grannies of Ikebukuro and not reporting it to the government? Does Yamada Odd Jobs even have a business license? This is doubtful, considering that Ichirou is breaking child labor laws by employing Saburou. (Children under the age of 15 cannot be employed for the kind of work the BBs do.) Unless Saburou is not listed as an employee, which means that Ichirou is either paying him off the record (tax fraud!) or not paying him at all (also illegal!). There's also some questionableness about him employing Jirou, as children under the age of 18 cannot be employed for anything that is dangerous or harmful, and any jobs involving rapping with the country's weapon of choice would certainly qualify as dangerous. This whole operation is a lawyer's nightmare. Like father, like son.
Jirou - Do you seriously think Jirou knows how to calculate and file taxes? Hoo baby. This is, of course, assuming that Ichirou (as his employer) doesn't do it for him and also assuming, of course, that Ichirou pays Jirou and pays taxes, both of which I'm not sure we can comfortably decide on our own.
Saburou - Saburou is one of the very few people in this list capable of filing taxes and simultaneously one of the even fewer people in this list capable of creating an offshore account in the Cayman Islands in which to hide his ill-gotten wealth.
Samatoki - Samatoki works for the Katen-gumi yakuza, an organized crime syndicate, but yet he doesn't smuggle weapons, doesn't deal drugs, doesn't extort the locals for money, doesn't act as a pimp for sex workers, doesn't own any casinos, and doesn't loanshark. In fact, he's made clear his disdain for almost all of the things on this list and beats up those who do happen to do the activities on this list. So what exactly does this gang do that's actually criminal? By process of elimination, it's probably tax fraud. They probably own a bunch of restaurants and other small businesses as fronts and just, like, pay half taxes on everything. Scandalous.
Juuto - I cannot look at Juuto and say with a straight face that he doesn't commit some kind of tax fraud.
Riou - He doesn't pay property tax on the land he camps on. I doubt he owns it, so this is less tax fraud and more being a squatter. Either way, illegal.
Ramuda - I don't think Ramuda has a legal government identity - or rather, he probably does, but it's shared with all the clones. This means that while another clone is owning his shop and business (and thus paying property tax, personal income tax, and enterprise tax), he and the other clones are still, presumably, eating food and thus all paying consumption tax. Ramuda's legal identity is therefore paying MORE taxes than anyone else. Does this count as negative fraud?
Gentarou - Assuming that Gentarou is not his legal name, Gentarou is apparently filing taxes under someone else's name which definitely counts.
Dice - Dice is a freeter, and so the matter of his income tax is left up to his various employers. I am positive that the Tobaris did not pay income tax for that smuggling operation he ran in FP/M+ chapters 1 - 4, meaning that Dice has once again unknowingly committed a crime.
Jakurai - Jakurai seems like the one person who would sincerely do all his taxes and, moreover, do them correctly.
Hifumi - Prior to the H Age, Hifumi was a good boy who filed all his taxes properly. Now that the local government office is overrun by women, Hifumi is too terrified to go file for a tax return, which can be necessary if an employee makes over 20,000,000 yen a year. I don't know how much Hifumi makes, but this isn't outside of the realm of possibility. Tax fraud! (Or he just makes Doppo do it. Or there's electronic filing. But shh.)
Doppo - I think his employers would just handle all his income tax by withholding it from his salary, as is standard. There might be some screwy-dewyness from the amount of overtime he works, but this is really on his employer, not him.
Sasara - He would do it only once, and never again, just to say "Tax fraud? More like I'm tax flawed, am I right?"
Roshou - Roshou might run into trouble as an employee of Rei, who is most certainly not filing taxes. This is kind of fraud by proxy.
Rei - Yeah.
Kuukou - As a priest, Kuukou may be exempt from paying income tax for activities that are "related to the purpose of the organization [of the Buddhist temple]" (page 167), but this necessitates that Kuukou has an income. Certainly, we've seen him buy things before, but... where does the money come from? Presumably, he has an allowance from his father or is actually paid by his father for whatever priestly duties he does (cleaning the temple...?), and so the question then becomes whether or not those activities count as religious (I'm going to hazard a guess that cleaning does not count) and whether or not his father handles the bookkeeping correctly, as I don't trust Kuukou to handle his own taxes.
Juushi - I bet he has Hitoya help him with his income taxes. He's a good kid who wouldn't mess it up on purpose.
Hitoya - Hitoya writes off both Kuukou and Juushi as dependents, which probably isn't legal as Juushi almost certainly makes more than 480,000 a year. It also isn't legal in the sense that they're not financially dependent on Hitoya, but his argument is that they're emotionally dependent on him, which should qualify him for an even larger deduction.
Final takeaway:
[Image description: Griffin McElroy holding up a sign that has been edited to read, "I don't understand taxes and at this point I'm too afraid to ask." End description.]