To juror n3 AKA Magical Waluigi
I am a reporter from the independent newspaper The Daily Circus. While investigating Mr Enoch Drebber's past fraudulent exploits, an anonymous source from the man's vicinity has expressed that you were once present at the enineer's workshop and were presumably **a client of his**.
How do you respond to the allegations?
Mr Nos E. Prick
Dear Sir Prick,
Of course I was a client of his. You forget that, in addition to his scientific fraud, he was also a magician. He made science look like magic, but, more importantly, he made magic look like science. Even a great liar can still have his truths.
P.S. Who is this... Waluigi? Fellow?