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1 year ago

just some taskmaster quotes out of context...

When life gives you lemons, squirt lemon juice onto the crotch of your safari suit and have a breakdown!

There is pineapple in my ass, correct.

I KNEW I SHOULD HAVE SHOVED IT UP MY ASS!

Thank you very much for your nice message of welcome. Please excuse me while I grind fox faeces into this salutation.

I WILL BREATHE DOWN A PHONE TODAY!

You were mystified by your own balls!

I'm not sure that the anti-capitalist stance was brought home by the toast- titted woman.

It was like someone choreographing a ballet and then coming onto the stage afterwards and having a shit!

IT'S NOT FARTY!

Marco bit your balls, though!

YAHOO! I'M GOING TO THE SHED!

But how am I supposed to kill you with your own shoes?

I'LL HIT YOU LATER WHEN YOU'RE MAKING A CUP OF TEA!!


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