Inspired by this tweet by @glindaupland (i think). May delete because, well...
Earl Carpenter: Duh, the OG sad wet cat OG.
Kevin Gray: Definitely a crazy bitch, but makes me a sad wet cat watching him.
Ian Jon Bourg: Sad wet cat pretending to be a crazy bitch.
Tim Martin Gleason: Name a difference between his final lair and a kitten left out in the rain?
Hugh Panaro: Psycho bitch who becomes a sad wet cat for 1.5 seconds when he says "my angel."
Davis Gaines: Sad wet crazy bitch.
JOJ: Crazy wet cat.
David Thaxton: Is a crazy bitch because he's a sad wet cat.
Ramin Karimloo: Extra crazy bitch. No cat in him whatsoever, unfortunately.
Jeremy Stolle: Was a sad wet cat in his early days as an understudy but graduated to crazy bitch and sex god in the 2020s.
Greg Mills: People literally call him finger lickin' Greg...but he's still a wet cat.
Ben Crawford: Crazy bitch who swears he's not crazy.
David Shannon: Sad wet cat who is also injured.
John Cudia: Sad wet cat who makes my cat w—*phone dies*