Idiot - Blog Posts
And then Holley saves their asses while Finn is in la la land waiting to die.
Holley: Oh Ford, you kidnap a tow truck without doing background check, you yell at me for shocking your informant when you had TWELVES HOURS to say something, and you got caught because you didn’t think to look up. And you call Mater the idiot? He at least no idea what he doing most of the time and I was mostly following your orders!
Finn: Shut up woman! We have to stop this violence with the only way I know how: with MORE violence!
Holley: Should’ve seen that one coming. Just promise me your death count will be less than three today.
Finn: Yes.
Omg I just realized Finn is 100% willing to die for McQueen no question.
Finn is the REAL IDIOT!
Future thing for my sporkings or when talking about Finn/ defending Mater.
Fun Fact
it only takes 8 large carrots to consume before the edges of your mouth and palms turn orange
Is my dad only nice to me because he slept with my mom?
me 5 seconds before receiving disappointed looks
I didn't realise it was a shadow for a whole MINUTE and was just so impressed like waaaoooww i didn't even know cows could HAVE three distinct shades like that what are the chances it patterned like thissss before i realised
Necron PSA: You need to hold a scarab very gently like a hamburger.
What did we think? That this was going to matter to anyone? OPEN YOU EYES!!!!
Day two and the sea looks deeper from above.
(I don't remember the story but is great and dark)
Daddy’s a fucking idiot.
Princess only acts out when she needs daddy’s attention .. 😈😈
Go to Pakistan
This has been coming for a long time.
Many months ago, actors Shah Rukh Khan and Aamir Khan made statements about how India is no longer a safe place to live. Their statements were met with a wave of indignant bleating and comments urging (read: threatening) these actors to “go to Pakistan.” The recent Uri attacks seem to have brought these same buffoons out of hibernation. Armed with social media, they now choose to target Karan Johar. Who clearly has everything to do with these attacks.
The irony here is that the same people who so vehemently protest the cast of Karan Johar’s new movie have likely done nothing for the country themselves. Take the MNS for example. What are their legacies?
1. Covering people’s faces with ink (because logic). 2. Aggravated Assault (because the law is unpatriotic). 3. Campaigning for the removal of non-Maharashtrians (All Indians- oops sorry, all Maharashrians are my brothers and sisters…). 4. Corruption (Patriotism is obviously about lining your own pockets while your fellow citizens die of starvation). 5. Pseudo acts of kindness, like building random temples here and there (vote gaining tactics)
Classic examples of the Politician species.
To recap: “Karan Johar sucks!” thus said His Thackeray-ness.
However, in my opinion:- 1. The surgical strikes were a good response to the Uri attacks. The last time I checked, Karan Johar was not shooting soldiers, so I fail to see any logical thinking behind the wave of hate directed at him.
2. The people who really love their country will want to boast about what a wonderful nation they live in. However, to do that, you need something to boast about. Corruption, poverty, overpopulation, terrible sanitation, poor facilities, and yes, even intolerance are problems being faced by all Indians, and ignoring the problem or pretending it doesn’t exist isn’t going to make it go away. The only way to make this nation a nation to be proud of is by addressing these problems and solving them.
3. And finally, to any bigots who think “go to Pakistan” is an appropriate response to this post: you’re only proving my point.
Quack Attack?
My family appears very normal. I have a father who loves sports and crime shows and I have a mother who is obsessed with vegetables and imaginary specks of dust. The only thing (yes, thing) that disturbs this image is the nutball I call my brother.
Don’t get me wrong, in front of other people he acts completely normal. Maybe a little like a clown, but still normal. The worst part is that people actually respect him! They think he is a very responsible older brother who has to babysit his bratty baby sister all the time (never mind the fact that I’m sixteen). This is what he has other people believe. I’m here to shatter all of these illusions.
My brother is an idiot. Now before you start protesting that he is in fact a very intelligent boy and I shouldn’t be saying things like this about my family, let me outline a few of the more prominent incidents. There is of course the one where he woke me up by dragging me feet-first into the kitchen. Then there is also the one where he decided to show off his arm strength by grabbing my feet in one hand and my hands in the other and flinging me onto the bed. But the one day which stands out in my mind is the day he abruptly decided to call me Quack Attack.
He likes to tell people that there is a reason behind this ridiculously idiotic nickname. There isn’t. He just suddenly decided, ‘Thou shalt henceforth be known as Quack Attack’ and that was it. I honestly didn’t know what was going on. One minute I was innocently sitting at my table and doing my homework, the next he had graced me with his extremely unwanted presence and declared that I “shall henceforth be called Quack Attack.”
My initial thought was something along the lines of, ‘doesn’t he have a hobby?’ but I dismissed that thought and, quite foolishly, I admit, asked him where this sudden announcement came from, whereupon he began to laugh and told me that I had been mumbling those words under my breath. Now that in itself is quite plausible, I do generally mutter while I am writing. But I clearly remember doing my Marathi homework at that time, so there was absolutely no reason why I would be saying ‘Quack Attack’ under my breath. But does that deter him? No, he just ignores my logical argument and sticks to his utterly idiotic beliefs!
It has been almost four years since that fateful day, and I would like to tell you that he has changed and has actually become the respectable 20-year-old everyone thinks he is. But I can’t do that because, sadly, he is still as much of an idiot as he was all those years ago. Time has not affected him one bit. His affectionate nickname has become rather famous *sob* and even certain friends have taken to calling me Quack Attack!
To those who believe that I may be exaggerating a little, I assure you, I’m not. Yes, there are times when we get along, and, having put up with him for sixteen years, I am quite used to his needling by now, but still. In my case, the ‘tyrannical older sibling’ myth isn’t a myth at all! I live it every day!
*cue Optimus Prime voice* I am Kirtana Menon, and I send this message out to all those who battle the forces of annoying older brothers. We are here. We are waiting.
a drawing idea could b tom doing that. hi welcome to toms burgers my names chip and im proud to be your service today here's toms burgers home to the tom burger and to the tom tom prize hi my names chip how may I help you today. its been stuck inside my head im sorry I think tom's happy moment should be getting a job there
JUST PUT THE FRIES IN THE BAG MAN PLEASE
gif gif gif if you want want want
being smart has never stopped me from being a complete fucking idiot
Have you ever texted someone and then threw the phone across the room and curl up in a ball of cringe because you panic and were afraid of the response you could get?
I'm not a proshipper but I hope you know that the Diavolo art you reposted is rape
BLOCKLIST FOR JOJO FANS
@/hajnarus- is transmysoginist, homophobic and ableist, makes genderbends, sexualizes minors, and has even made a r*pe joke (see here)
@/mikibagels - whitewashed pucci and doubled down and mocked comments calling them out on twitter, has drawn j*tapol NSFW, is friends with proshippers and is also an aot fan
@/neonufo- depicts asian characters with yellow skin
@/brightgoat - ships d*opucci (pedophilia, pucci was a minor when they first met)
@/yamsgarden/fleurbleueciel- pedophilia (they ship br*gio) and made their twitter followers harass a 14 year old who was calling them out
@/cockneydio- ships j*nadio (incest) and g*omis (pedophilia)
@/highdio- ships d*opucci
@/porunareff- also ships d*opucci
@/herzspalter- has drawn beastiality and incest (for other fandoms tho but still) and some other gross shit (see here)
@/miracide- pedophilia, oversexualization of characters that are a minors, incest (j*nadio), harassment of minors, ableism, and racism
@/wasabu- incest (j*nadio, j*tagio) and pedophilia (j*suhan)
@/snerufu- sexualization of minors, incest, and pedophilia (see here)
@/dabiwantsfood- they have drawn nsfw of josuke, okuyasu, and mikitaka on their public nsfw twitter account and ship g(omis, j*suhan, j*nadio, j*tadio, and k*kpol and got defensive when a minor stumbled upon their nsfw account and called them out for the disgusting shit they drew (see here)
@/sweet2tangy- ships j*tadio
@/coralsunspear - ships g*omis
@/h4ru1nk0 - ships j*nadio
@/tasteofgummies - wrote NSFW of Josuke
@/snipsnak - ships fugo and giorno with mista
@/howtousemagic - ships g/omis
@/allcheesedout - posts nsfw of jotakak (minors)
@/rougepancake - writes aged up NSFW of minors
@/fifthnail/fifth-nail - has created noncon art and ships illuso (adult) with fugo (minor)
@/coralus - ships j*suhan
@/hotsummermartha - did a poll with ships between minors and adults and siblings for jojolands
@/chane-vel - ships g/omis
@/himmelgrauart - ships br/trish (adult and minor)
@/xhayiin - ships rohan and koichi (adult and minor)
Are you sure that 'idiot' begins to cover it?
i feel like we aren’t giving him enough credit for being the idiot he is
I FORGOT PEOPLE ON THE INTERNET CAN LIVE NEAR ME AND GOT JUMPSCARED CUZ I GO TO SCHOOL OUT HERE
Me, leaning against the wall with a flirty smirk on my face: "hey good looking, what's cooking?"
The steel factory:
