Idk Wtf This Is - Blog Posts

My mind consists of naught but sweet hymns to the ears and humorous words

No I will not be elaborating

Regulus: why are you on top of the fridge

James: I CAN STAND WHEREVER I WANT, THANK YOU VERY MUCH

Regulus: where is the spider ?

James: ᵘⁿᵈᵉʳ ᵗʰᵉ ᵗᵃᵇˡᵉ

Park Jonggun, your husband of two years, came home with a little surprise...

You were cooking dinner when you heard your front door being opened.

You heard a deep voice says "Honey, I'm home."

Seeing your husband home before midnight was a rare occurrence in your two years of marriage. He had always been a busy man, either on weekdays or weekends. Simple moments such as him coming home early were your most treasured memories.

"Sweetheart, you're home early!"

You stopped doing whatever you do at the moment, then left the kitchen to greet him at the entrance of your apartment unit. You walked over there all smiling, heart fluttering, and with all kinds of things the honeymoon phase could do to a person.

But that lasted until you saw this:

Your eyes widened at the sight of a toddler cradled in your husband's arm.

"PARK JONGGUN. WHOSE CHILD IS THAT?!"

Edit: Part 2 is here