"What if you had been aborted?!"
Yeah Becky, I kinda wish I was, cause then I wouldnt have to deal with your dumb ass.
ALSO I'd never have been alive anyways, I'd have no memory of this world. I wouldn't know anything. I would've NEVER existed!
ALSO Also I'd be happy for my mom. She'd have made a hard choice that would've seriously made her life better shed never have had to deal with my emotionally abusive father, and I wouldn't have either.
I would've never had to have been hospitalized because we couldn't afford my medicine for my asthma.
So next time you're about to say some dumb shit like that... Consider shutting the fuck up.