Ikea Shark - Blog Posts
ooo Blåhaj is playing the Jaws theme
Blåhaj is playing the piano! What song do you think they are playing?
Blåhaj is watching a nature documentary
What do you think Blåhaj is watching tonight?
I cleaned up the blåhaj image, Sirwhere leaving an IKEA (we bought all the sharks.)
General Sirwherepunk shenanigans
and fish
Cyberpunk Sirwhere exiting an IKEA (We bought all the sharks.)
Oh, this is Sirwherepunk, a portmanteau of Sirwhere, my friendgroup and cyberpunk! Every single character is actually a real person in real life too! We run a gang within night city and none of us are sane in the least and that's not because of the cybernetics!
Jolly and me, the two main lunatics made of metal.
The police play Bingo on my DUI, Jolly has definitely killed a man with a barstool and fish... is just a fish.
A danger fish.
@yourgirlsamy and Soup dog Super's designs in a bit more detail.
me too
I love this cat, it has a permanent ":3" face.
oh and this was also posted on my twitter.
I already own a haj, but i am sending two blåhaj to my friends from the netherlands as the big haj is discontinued. I would use this to send everyone a haj. Can i choose who i explode?
Everyone needs haj and @yourgirlsamy needs multiple.
Why did Dutch Ikea discontinue them though?
Hello, beloved aunties of the servers transgirl polycule. In front of you is an infinite blahaj container. For every one you take, a terf will explode. I - yes, i know rhis isn’t a bad yhings. Take them.
A Friend! :D an Ikea shonk!
I love this cat, it has a permanent ":3" face.
oh and this was also posted on my twitter.
I love this cat, it has a permanent ":3" face.
oh and this was also posted on my twitter.
remembering the time i bought a jumbo blahaj on a normal trip to ikea without knowing anything about blahaj. the influence of blahaj is immense. attractor of transgenders. angel of my room. 100% worthwhile investment. i sleep better knowing there is a blahaj beside me to watch over my dreams.
If Ikea invested more into plushies and similar stuff they could outrun Apple in the most valuable company. I dont need furniture I just need more of Blahåj and Djungelskog.
OMG I FORGOT TO PROVIDE AN ORIGINAL FILE OF MY SPINNY BOI ON TUMBLR
Spread this fucker
seeing them everywhere gives me so much joy lol
No new art today, instead I’ll show off one of the greatest things I’ve ever created, the trans flag made entirely out of Blåhajs :3
A little bit ago I was experimenting with custom brushes on Procreate (the art software I use) and I made a Blåhaj brush, which I then used to create this masterpiece
BLÅJAH!!!! <3
Blåjah bin shiver
epic shark adventures and more, from a time when I tried to fight artblock by making silly ms paint doodles (more to come)