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SCREAMINGF WITHOUGH THE S RNNN
fem dazass is hot af guys
Girlhood is a spectrum. It's a whole day with my Odetari "In mah hottie era rn, bish!" playlist and a whole night with my Lana Del Rey "Life is mean, I'm in my sad girl era" playlist.
not to be a dirty commie or anything but i don't think any one person should have enough money to solve world hunger and then get to decide not to
teacher dazai i love you forever
Why does bro have to be h0rny RIGHT NOOWWWWUH
WHY can't I just fantasize about engorphing myself on your freshly bloodied carcass in some misty woods in peaceeuhhh 🙄🙄😒
i think barty and sirius should kiss a litte
Be honest here, who else hates it when you're just trying to do your job and people accuse you of giving an attitude or something? Like lady! I ain’t checking your bag! I'm just making sure things are in their proper place, my goodness!
Reblog if this happened to you.
So I'm totally not complaining because I am LIVING for the content we're getting. I have never been fed so well with a ship. Like, NEVER!
But I would love to see some domestic Chenford at Tim's house. First of all, I miss Kojo 😔. Secondly, I would love to see little traces of Lucy popping up at his place. A picture here, a bouquet there, a shit load of candles lol ijs
“happy reading, pretty girl.” 👖⬇️
thats all i gotta say.
UNDERCOVER — j.m
day five how you get the girl with jj maybank
pairing jj maybank x fem!reader
summary you and jj navigate through the changing feelings of your friendship.
warnings fluff, mutual pining, mentions of a physical fight (reader), smoking a joint, i think that's all but let me know.
obx week ‘23 masterlist ;; jj masterlist
JJ had never been one to crack open a book. He rarely did so for school, and never did so for leisure.
You, on the other hand, were your happiest when you were curled up with a good romance novel propped up in your lap.
One afternoon, you’d dragged JJ to the bookstore over on Figure Eight. The scent of aged paper and the soft creak of the wooden floorboards flooded your senses as you perused the shelves. JJ lingered behind you, watching your fingertips glide over the spines of each book and carefully removing the ones you planned to buy.
By the time your arms were filled with books (not including the one’s JJ had taken over for you), you made your way up to the cash register. Your eyes locked on a novel you’d sought after for ages, and you pouted.
“Damn it. The one time it’s here and I’m already over my monthly budget.”
JJ listened intently. He didn’t say much, but he made a mental note of your wish and stored it in his memory bank for later.
Two weeks after, you received a mysterious package lying on your front porch. You opened it once you got inside, and you were greeted by the sight of the very same book you’d longed for but weren’t able to take home with you.
A handwritten note accompanied the gift: “Happy reading, pretty girl. From, JJ.”
Happy tears welled up in your eyes as you held the book close to your heart. JJ had not only listened to your words, but had taken the time, effort and last few scraps of his money he had to fulfill your wish. The cherished gesture spoke volumes about how he cared for you, how he’d do anything to see that stunning smile on your face. It was the kind of thoughtfulness that made you rethink your connection with him.
That evening, you showed up to the chateau unannounced. You pulled JJ into your arms, squeezing him so tightly that his organs felt as if they were shifting. You pressed three kisses to his cheek, hearing his melodious laughter filling your ears.
“Woah, what’s with all the love?”
Your hands braced on either side of his neck. “You got me my book. You’re amazing.”
He shrugged casually. “It wasn’t a big deal, princess. I know you were bummed that day when you couldn’t get it. Just wanted to do somethin’ nice for you. You deserve it.”
“Well, well. How the tables have turned.” JJ couldn’t wipe the smirk off his face as he tended to the cut etched over your cheekbone. He’d placed an ice pack over your bruising knuckles, and was now using a q-tip to clean and disinfect the small gash on your face.
“Shut up, JJ.”
“‘M just sayin’. You’re always scolding me for picking fights, and yet, here you are doin’ the same.”
He was right. You did lecture him every time he got into a fight with someone the way a parent would with their child. You'd be fuming, telling him that he shouldn't let people's comments get to him, that they aren't worth his time.
You shot him an irritated glare. “Watch it, or you’re next.”
“Woah. Cool it, Southpaw. No need to get feisty.”
He was enjoying every second of that role reversal far too much. The permanent smile on his lips was enough proof of that fact.
JJ helped you off the counter, holding your hips steadily as he walked behind you and followed you into your bedroom. You both got all cozy beneath your comforter, and JJ’s arm slung itself over your shoulders.
“You could’ve taken it easy on her, though. You yanked her hair out.”
“And I’d do it again. She was a bitch,” you huffed.
“So you really aren’t gonna tell me what happened, then?” He asked, watching as you flipped your TV on and started to scroll through Netflix in search of something to watch together.
You hadn’t told JJ that the reason the fight broke out was because that poor girl had made the mistake of telling you that JJ would never be interested in you. That she’d done all sorts of dirty things with him, and you’d never get to say the same. That you were a fool to even have eyes for him.
“It was dumb. She just, she pushed my buttons, that’s all.”
The hand on your shoulder moved to smooth down the hair atop your head. “Well, fuck her.”
“Why? You already did.”
He could sense the icy tone in your voice, and he felt your body grow rigid. His brows furrowed. “What? No I didn’t.”
It was your turn to be confused. “What do you mean?”
“Dude, I don’t even know her name. I’ve seen her a few times at the boneyard, but, I’ve never hooked up with her. Never even spoke to her.”
Your silence was enough to tell him that he’d been the reason you got into that tussle. The same smirk from earlier found his lips again, and he pulled you closer into him.
“You tellin’ me you got into that fight ‘cause you were jealous, pretty girl?”
You kept your focus on the TV, muttering at him to be quiet.
He laughed softly, using his other hand to turn your face toward him. His bright eyes found your nervous ones, and he gave you a reassuring smile. “Don’t worry, princess. I wouldn't choose anyone over you.”
And with that, he turned his attention to the show you’d chosen as if what he’d just said had been a casual thing. Your heart stammered, and butterflies erupted in your stomach.
Did this mean you had a chance?
You were laying in the hammock at the chateau, smoking a joint that’d you’d stolen from JJ’s stash. The gentle sway and creaking of the ropes were a comforting sound. Your mind was lost deep in thought, and the subject taking up your mind was none other than JJ. Lately, things had been changing between the two of you, and you couldn’t help wonder where it was all heading.
As if he sensed your crowded mind, JJ appeared as he hopped down the stairs outside and approached you with a comforting grin. He plucked the joint from your fingertips, hitting it and exhaling the smoke with a chuckle when you frowned at him.
“Hey. I was smoking that.”
“It’s mine now.”
After the two of you finished smoking, he put the joint out and he extended a hand toward you. “Come on. Take a ride with me.”
You accepted his hand and let him guide you to the pogue. The anticipation built in your chest as the two of you glided across the water of the marsh. The breeze tousled your hair, and the stars were beginning to take over the sky, sparkling beautifully.
JJ was the first to break the silence. “You looked like you had a lot on your mind back there. You wanna tell me what’s goin’ on?”
You gave him a faint smile. “Just thinking about stuff.”
He raised an eyebrow, the curiosity in his face evident, even in the dark. “Stuff, huh? Care to expand on that?”
He was always so perceptive, especially when it came to you, so it was a difficult task to hide anything from him. You took a deep breath and decided to take a chance. “I’ve been thinking about us, J. It just, it feels like there’s something more going on with us lately, and I can’t help but wonder where its’ going.”
JJ leaned back against the chair beside you, looking into your gaze nervously. “You noticed that too, huh?”
You nodded, your heart now in your throat. You couldn’t tell if his response was a positive or negative one. “Yeah, and I don’t know about you, but it’s been driving me a little crazy.”
“Well, pretty girl, since we’re both goin’ a little crazy, how about we do something about it?”
A puzzled look washed over your features. “What do you mean?”
He hooked index finger under your chin and used it to fix your gaze on him. Then, his hand moved to cup your cheek. His thumb smoothed atop your cheekbone, and before you knew it, his lips met yours. The kiss was soft and sweet, full of all the yearning the two of you had felt for the past couple of months. Your cheeks flushed with warmth as your hand found the back of his neck, and your fingertips wove into the hair that sat at the nape of his neck. You urged him closer to you, and melted fully into the sweet moment.
Breaking away, he smiled at you. “There’s somethin’ here, princess. Somethin’ special, and I really don’t wanna hide from it anymore. I like you. Like, a lot.”
Your heart soared. “I feel the same way, J. I have for awhile now.”
“Yeah?”
You nodded with a shy smile. “Yeah.”
You two shared another intimate kiss, this time throwing yourselves into it completely as you were now devoid of the fear that had been holding you back for so long. His touch was warm, and everything felt so right. There wasn’t anyone else you wanted like this, no place you’d rather be. All you wanted was JJ, and all JJ wanted was you.
“So, like, you’re my girlfriend now, right?”
You laugh softly. “I better be after that kiss.”
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Ya’ know how Katara (Better then Pakku) can keep up with Aang’s and Sokka’s antics? Look at Wang Fire, and when Aang was the old dude I like to believe that she can also fully lie to Toph due to being able to be completely calm in such situations, and a great hi jinks partner, but chooses not to because Katara would feel guilty for being able to do so. Tl:Dr Katara can lie just as good as Azula and get by Toph’s seismic sense.
imagine atla but zukos a girl. THE POTENTial. shes a moody lil 16 year old. with a half shaved head. and a ponytail. she gets periods (these always fall during the worst times). shes still an amgsty little boi but shes just female. this means that zuko and azula are sisters. THEIR SISTERS. that lowkey just makes their relationship even better cause they can fight over clothes etc. they would get makeovers and spa treatments together. BUT THEIR SISTERS SO THEIR ARGUMENTS ARE TEN TIMES MORE EXPLOSIVE. idk why zuko wouldnt be as good friends with mai and ty lee but the actual potential. and imagine uncle trying to raise a grumpy teenage girl. bro went through it with lu ten pretty ok but zukos more angsty than lu ten was. also iroh probably had to deal with zukos first period like LMAO THATS HILARIOUS HE DOESNT KNOW WHAT TO DO WITH HIMSELF AND JUST BREWS A CUP OF TEA AND HOPES IT GOES AWAY. also if zuko was a girl everyone would 100% have shipped him (her?) with sokka cause atla came out in the 2000s and heteronormative things were m a j o r (said as someone who is younger than gordon cormier so thats basically an assumption based on my unhealthy amount of time spent on the internet)
inspired my this AWESOME AMAZING NEW FAV FIC: https://archiveofourown.org/works/25385173/chapters/61556134
It’s as simple as that! Be kind! Be caring! Be respectful of everyone! You don’t know the challenges others face! Don’t judge them! They don’t know yours! Don’t accept their judgements! Be you and be true to who you are! Spread the love and just be kind! Make the world a better place!
Making gale eat my strap of meny dicks or something
look i dunno much about DTK or support him in any way but why are y’all surprised when the guy claiming to literally be a nazi turns out to be a nazi??
*casually redesigns an old oc's whole personality and backstory based off of a Singular (1) song in Encanto*
ok im actually not finishing this ERHMM LOW EFFORT DOODLE i'd like to imagine light hallucinated l at his grave like at least once im crying
Unpopular Opinion: I think some creators deliberately post videos or make comments comparing Lando to Max, knowing fully well that people are going to drag him(Lando), therefore increasing engagement in their comment section. I just saw a video that has absolutely nothing to do with Lando, but the creator put "Lando > Max." It was literally a Max Verstappen fan edit. I get that right now it's trendy to hate on Lando Norris, but at some point, can we all agree that it's getting ridiculous.
As a Lando Norris fan, I can't wait for this season to be over. I still want him to win by some miracle, but I hate seeing all the hate.
petition to transfer periods to men instead of women 😪😪
Drew this one a little bit ago. The idea was that Johnny and Pony are at Jay Mountain and needed to save their matches, so they try to light from the same one. I know they’re already supposed to have their hair changed at this point, but I wanted to draw them regular. 😅
The image for this one came to me pretty clearly as I was going to bed one night. I actually had to drag out my iPad so I could sketch it right away.
Sketches under the cut!
Jegulus is starting to look a lot like klance.
this has ruined by life because there's no way they'll actually get together and you have made me CRAVE enemies to lovers kipperbees. imagining their wedding rn how dare you do this to me
this is Kristen and kipperlilly to me
(also wow they are very Kristen and fig core. Ex-religious sexually active gay murder sister vs Badass rockstar closed off murder sister)
