Hancock: Oh my Luffy.
Rayleigh : Don't you mean 'oh my god'?
Hancock : You worship your god, I'll worship mine.
Kidd : As a responsible adult- Killer : *chuckles*
Kidd : … As a responsible adult—
Brook : I dare you to kiss the next person who walks into this room.
Franky : Screw that, I’m not kissing any of you.
*Robin walks in*
Franky : Fine, I’ll do it. Rules are rules you know.
Luffy : What goes up but never comes down?
Dadan : The amount of stress you're bringing this family.
Luffy : What goes up but never comes down?
Dadan : The amount of stress you're bringing this family.
Sanji, talking about Zoro : WHAT THE FUCK I WAS ARGUING WITH HIM AND I SAID “OOH YOU WANNA KISS ME SO BAD” AND GUESS WHAT? HE DID. HE KISSED ME. WHAT THE FUCK WHAT DO I DO.
Sanji : *sharpens knife* We've got ways of making people talk.
Sanji : *cuts piece of cake*
Pirate : ...Can I have some?
Sanji : Cake is for talkers.
Usopp: We both look very handsome tonight.
Sanji: You know, if you'd just said that I looked handsome, I would have said, "So do you."
Usopp: I couldn't take that chance.
Luffy (to the crew): "Even if we die, we'll still hang out in hell."
Luffy: "I have a permit."
Marine: "This just says 'I can do what I want'."