Romeo: Why aren't there friend pick up lines? Pick up lines to make friends like-
Romeo to Davey: Hey, that's a cute outfit. You know where it would look better? On nobody else, because you're a beautiful individual.
Spot, to Race: Be my friend or I'll set your entire family on fire.
Jack: There are two types of people.
Jack, tearing up the room: Where are they?
Jack, looking under a pillow: Who moved them? Who moved my children?
Jack: Somebody moved my M&M's, and now I am going to start killing.
A: It's simple! You need to take them out on a date.
B (confused): A date?
C (contemplating): A date...
D (eavesdropping): Who's going on a date?
E (genuinely clueless): What's a date? I think I've heard of them! Is it organic?
D: ... I seriously... I can't even right now.