Where the fuck are all the Josh Lambert fanfics?!
Why did writers decide that simp characters are out and cold Duke of the North ones are in? Don’t get me wrong some aloof male leads are really good but most of the time their whole personality is their successful carriers and deep trauma that made them cold as stones. Simps are much more entertaining to watch/read about in my opinion.
The world needs more characters like Basil Hallward and Armand, but right now, only kdramas (to my knowledge; if you have recommendations, please share) are giving us the much-needed simps, which is tragic.
And I’ll hold your hands when I say this: my favorite trope has to be Theo Nott x russian girl. I believe the Italian bf and russian gf pairing is the hottest pairing possible.
I imagine them going to Moscow every winter break, to visit her family and spend the most fairytale-like winter there, walking the streets, buying her a new fur coat, dressing up for a night out in the Bolshoy Theatre, partying with her russian friends (and do believe me Russians know how to party), maybe inviting the whole slytherin gang too.
They’d then take a 3 day trip to St. Petersburg to see the art exhibition at the Hermitage museum (I just know they both are massive art enjoyers) and maybe do some sightseeing and walking along the streets of the old city center.
Now thinking of how they met…
Theo turned into a puddle the first time he saw her, some animalistic urge - to get this woman to be his - gnawing at him. He yearned, in fact. It didn’t help that she was straightforward, confident, HOT and so so feminine, it’s like she carried a bag of pheromones with her. Her Russian background, though, and her formidable father kept the guys at bay. Not Theodore though. My boy was cooked the day he heard her swear in russian.
As tough as she may have seemed, she couldn’t resist his Italian charm (can’t blame her). Some pining on both sides and one angry love confession after they became inseparable. And trust me when I say they matched each others freak perfectly.
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"and I love Vermont, but it's the season of the sticks and I
saw your mom she forgot that I existed
and it's
half my fault, but I just like to play the victim"
-noah kahan!!! my beloved!!!
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hello again!!! i definitely have kept on track and missed no days!!! mother nature making us hivemind? so many things added together (loss of scopaesthesia due to phone use, opting for different choices then either supporting or vetoing each other until reaching a consensus, pheromones, etc.) make hivemind in nature, so us too?
answer plz help
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honatoya thoughts.. sometimes their dates include them going to different cafes and trying out the different things they have there and just generally hanging out together :) they have a little ranking list of the different cafes they’ve gone to as well