It Chapter 1 - Blog Posts
How it should’ve ended
Richie: My dick is like life
Bill: short
Stan: disappointing
Eddie: it always gets hard for no reason
Bev: people like to lie and tell you it’ll get better when you get older
Richie: damn I was gonna say fun while it lasted, yours are better
I am now going to go into detail how this would work which would be one of two ideas.
1. Richie is basically like Patty and Mike is Cathy going to live with Richie in Derry and of course some shenanigans ensue. Reddie is already going pretty strong and byler will happen. The clown will probably show up as well as the party.
2. Flip it Mike is Patty and Richie is Cathy going to live in Hawkins still reddie is together. Clearly Richie and El are going to clash and have issues shenanigans ensue and upside gets involved. The losers club comes down at some point and byler will happen.
Also for anyone who doesn’t know what I’m talking about it’s an old show from the 60s that used to watch when I was a young child at like 5am and it’s currently free on Tubi.
If you do write a fic tag me! (I may have ideas but I cannot write.)
The Patty Duke Show AU but it’s Richie Tozier and Mike Wheeler.
I just remembered that cardinals symbolize people who died coming back to visit you
EDDIE AND STANLEY????
I love cardinals
Sooo, hear me out
Richie is a pisces
That's the post.