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Joey's Ted headcanons
He apparently did the cameo in 2 seconds, so here, lol. Also, he does think I'm the official Ted artist in the fandom 😭 honor
Remember, these are just actor headcanons, nothing official 👍
Ted genuinely loves Pete
Hes' very romantic, but he puts on a facade of a bullshit guy cause he wants to seem cool
He does think Paul is his best friend
Ted's one of those guys who doesn't wear pants at home, he's just in boxers
He does wear a tie tho, in case he needs to go out or have a zoom meeting
He uses excessive amount of cologne
Ted constantly goes on dates. Most women in Hatchetfield have "gone on a date" with him, but they last 5 minutes cause how much of a terrible guy Ted is
Lot of people know him in town and think he's a creep
All his deaths need to be embarrassing
Always orders take-out, never cooks for himself
He takes Pete out constantly and tries to be cool in front of him, but Pete is embarrassed by him, but still thinks he's cool (side note is that Joey'd like a NMT episode of Bill and Alice hanging out and Ted and Pete hanging out)
Ted loves dogs and maybe has a dog at home we don't know about