The Terror x Sumikko Gurashi - a silly crossover I thought up
Crozier is Tokage because I feel like they have a similar face, Franklin is Mogura because he wants to 'move below', and Fitzjames is Neko cause Neko's character bio says they're always worried about their appearance
Goodsir is the Mame Master cause the little bowtie reminded me of him, and Silna is Shirokuma for obvious reasons
Ebi and Aji are Little and Jopson (Nisetsumuri might make more sense as Tokage's steward, but I think Nisetsumuri can be Hickey, since he's a slug pretending to be a snail)
Everyone else, including these marines, are Tapiocas.
for our economy
the terror (2018) // eat your young
I love you so, I'll eat you whole
Breezeblocks — alt-J // The Terror
mfw I inadvertently give the order to dig my own grave
More Ellies
James Fitzjames
William Gibson
John Smart Peddie
Will never not giggle at Nedward's "happy birthday :)"
All killer no filler in this shitpost, 5/5 stars, will probably reblog again!
unrepentant terror shitposting part the fourth
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It's him. Your beautiful scurvy riddled wife.
fitzjames petting neptune. if you even care.
chilly fellas
WOAH THE FIC IS SO GOOD. You ate everything including the table and chairs! The references, the plot, Tuunbaq, character development?! It’s so amazing!
It has come to my attention that the “under the ice” promotional photos are not well known in the Terror (amc) community
A fact that must be remedied
Also, shameless self-plug:
please read my fizier Zoo AU it’s a spooky and fun WIP and I want to give back to this wonderful community of artists and poets through any way I can ❤️❤️
*about to die right after my first ever meaningful human connection voice* are we brothers francis
she has that raw vulnerable look in her eyes you only see in captains of doomed polar exploration vessels at the end of vanity
she has that raw vulnerable look in her eyes you only see in captains of doomed polar exploration vessels at the end of vanity
magnitude 7 cuntquake.. pussyblast so severe the shockwaves melted the polar icecaps #climatechange
(reseacrh voice) hmmmm... much to think about here.... academically..
yes hello I'd like to purchase one ☝️ long Island iced tea for the beautiful scurvy-ridden princess at the other end of the bar please. she looks like she needs it.
cannibalism is fine actually not bc of morality or wtvr but bc I too would nibble on james fitzjames's jaw if presented with the golden opportunity
Dude, what if I fed you poison to put an end to your suffering, and then massaged your throat to help you swallow said poison while we made eye contact and stuff, idk. Bro that’d be like, super weird, unless…?
Cash cow:
pay pig:
and the third, sexiest option
whore horse: