An incomplete list:
“It’s 420 somewhere”
“I’m not a useless furry. I’m just a furry that happens to be useless.”
“You have neither the authority nor the electricity to stop me from masturbating.”
“Buckaroo Bonzai would kick Han Solo’s ass but Tim Curry would ultimately win.” “Before getting killed by Chuck Norris.” “Dude, don’t date this conversation more than it already is.”
Michael keeps referring to Jeremy as one, and I have no idea what that is.