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Welcome to the Whatever the Hell is in my Head town, this is my first post but I must say it.
Councilor Emery is a trans woman's but he got a job right so he can't really worry abt it.
kotlc fans should be called "keepers".
you agree.
reblog.
Sophie: If you get in trouble I'll act like a lawyer to you
Keefe: Okay
*later*
Mr. Forkle: Keefe! Sit down on that chair, you're in trouble
Sophie: Deny everything
Keefe: That isn't a chair!
Keefe: that's what family is
Keefe: people who can't kill you because they will be the first ones questioned
Sophie: no offense but your family is already killing you
Dex: only his mom at least
Sophie: no, one time cassius dropped him on his head as a baby
Dex: maybe it was an accident..........
Keefe: Have you met him?
Tam: well..... that explains a lot
During lodestar
Fitz: I'm playing a new drinking game
Fitz: it's called everytime I'm depressed, I take a drink
Dex: that game exists, It's called alcoholism.
Kotlc x b99
Glimmer: what kind of a woman doesn't have an axe?
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Keefe: there is nothing gendered about a sexy cat.
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Sophie: I'm wired to thrive on dysfunction
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Fitz: I want someone to take me out
Tam: like on a date or with a sniper?
Fitz: surprise me
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Mr. Forkle to iggy in neverseen: do not blow this for us
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Biana: I think I just got stabbed by that guy
Fitz: oh yeah you did. You definitely did.
Dex: what's up? I got your text- oh my god biana there is a knife in you!!
Dex: Fitz did you stab biana?
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Linh: life is a party and I'm the piñata
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Fintan (in his ice prison): I'm not totally useless
Fintan: I can be used as a bad example
Marella: I can see that
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Maruca: how was i supposed to know there'd be consequences to my actions?
Wylie: *sighs*
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Sophie whenever something goes wrong: cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool
There are a lot of blonde elves in kotlc but ......
BUT if bronte was blonde then i just know it would cure me, i would shed tears of joy
his favorite movie would be legally blonde
but he's regina George
No, but keefe was the only one holding sophitz together in legacy ?????????
He wasn't even in the relationship
There should be a reality show on the elvin families before sophie.
Show me grady being fatherly with brant but also threatening him! Show me edaline disapproving of jolie and brant but loving them anyway! Show me kesler and juline showing middle fingers to the matchmakers and the councilors! Show me the councilors trying to make laws against each other (somebody ate all the mallowmelt)! Show me Cassius being an arrogant bitch ! Show me unicorns flinging shit at the hekses! Show me alden and della reading alvar bedtime stories! Show me prentice making wylie practice some mind defenses! Show me tiergen and leto accidentally giving some info on this "supposed" rebellion !
I probably can't fit all of the things i want to see but pLS
I swear to god the councilors are so fcking dumb that even gorgodon shit could handle the elvin world better than them.
They are literally an example of "smart individuals but when together there is not a single braincell present"
Rereading the kotlc books and realizing that magnate leto said "you kids" in everblaze and him being hurt and asking her if she really meant "that they shouldn't heal prentice" that was probably one of the accidental giant slips that the fork man referred to in the neverseen
Also the forklenator calling keefe a beauty in neverseen was absolute gold
It still gives me the icks that oralie just agreed to give up her child to the black swan, like no shade on them or anything but im not going to be comfortable with the knowledge that my child is probably going to be experimented on and face a LOT of trauma.
And she just told sophie "I did it because it was the only way I could ever have a child" like excuse me!!??! This a job that requires a lot of responsibility not something you can just check off from you to - do list.
And we know she was a councilor at that time and she probably wasn't resigning soon so she knew that sophie would be matchless
Oralie definitely deserves the way sophie is acting towards her (which isn't even that extreme)
What happened to tinker in the past .... do we get to know more about her backstory in the 10th book ?????? Do dex and her become good friends ??? Do they have competitions in who can builda better gadget???? I NEED TO KNOW MORE ABOUT THEIR RELATIONSHIP
If they have competitions then tinker prolly lets dex win cause he's competitive
Elysian probably receives the souls and abilities of dead elves.
Think about it like Elysian is probably who gave all the elves their power so it would make sense if it takes it back after elves die...
Keefe's ability detecting power now makes some sense
I think it’s honestly a crime Keefe spent majority of his time in London. Wdym he didn’t witness the trenches of city life in US. ;And I mean NY to NJ life.) specifically I wanted him to a gas station 7eleven
I drew Sophie Foster a bit ago and decided to post her on here :D
Nothing else really to add other than contributing to the fandom, oh, and hi, I'm new here!