Hi! Can you please do a reader that has a beauty at the same level as Hancock, and like some big names in pirates and marines are in to her. ( It's like a harem) And by the way she's a straw hats. That's all, thank you 😋
ohh! this is a nice idea! i hope u like this!
Queen of Chaos?
At the Grand Pirate Festival, your legendary beauty turns the entire world — pirates, warlords, and marines alike — into a chaotic, simping mess.
var! one piece x reader | ONE SHOT
tags: fluff, oocs, sfw, harem, chaotic
a/n: this js me trying to write ffs, this is experimental and for fun only, so expect this ffs a bit cringe
word count: 1.7k
masterlist | ko-fi
: 𓏲🐋 ๋࣭ ࣪ ˖✩࿐࿔ 🌊
The Grand Pirate Festival, held once a decade on the neutral grounds of Fullalead Island, was in full swing — a dizzying mess of fireworks, endless banquets, and drunk pirates staggering from booth to booth.
The Straw Hat crew strolled through the chaos, you right at their center, laughing at Usopp's drunken juggling and dodging Sanji's hearts floating around his head. Your beauty — infamous across the seas — was enough to stop even the wildest pirates in their tracks.
Tonight was no different. If anything, the chaos was worse. Because everyone was here.
And everyone was looking at you.
“Oi, Y/N, stick close, yeah?” Zoro muttered, eyes sweeping the crowds warily, hand lightly resting on his sword hilt. Even though he was notoriously laid-back, there was something in his gaze that said I’ll end you to anyone who dared look at you for too long.
You rolled your eyes, grinning. “Relax, Zo~. They’re just looking. Nothing to worry about.”
“You act like she's not the most gorgeous thing on the island,” Sanji swooned, literally spinning around you in a circle like a lovesick fool. “My sweet Y/N-chwaan! Let me be your guard, your knight, your eternal—”
You gave him a small, amused smile but said nothing. Zoro, however, wasn’t having it. He shoved Sanji aside, muttering something about “too much sugar in your system.”
“Back off, curly-brow,” Zoro grunted, tugging you closer by the wrist almost possessively.
You just laughed, amused by their antics.
But then the real chaos started.
“Oi, Luffy! DAHAHAHA”
A loud, cheerful voice called out. You turned — and saw a man waving a sake bottle.
Shanks.
The Red-Hair Pirates were approaching.
And Shanks' eyes, bright and mischievous, were fixed directly on you.
“Well, well, well,” he grinned lazily, stepping close enough you could smell the sake on his breath. “You didn’t tell me you had someone this stunning on your crew, Luffy.”
He bent down slightly, his gaze sweeping over you with clear admiration.
“You free later, sweetheart? I think the stars would look better with you under 'em.”
“Hey, that's not fair, captain, you’re hogging her already!” Lime Juice complained, elbowing past, his grin just as shameless. “Let me have a shot!”
“Feh,” Benn Beckman exhaled smoke, giving you a long, appreciative look. Even the normally stoic first mate cracked a half-smile at you. “Gotta admit, even I’m tempted to ditch the booze for a dance.”
You blinked, caught between laughing and being slightly overwhelmed.
Then it got worse.
From the opposite end of the plaza, a booming voice interrupted.
“MAMAMA~MA! WHO IS THAT BEAUTIFUL GIRL?!”
You could hear Big Mom’s voice booming from across the plaza, followed by the thunderous approach of her children. Perospero was the first to make his way over, his usual air of arrogance only intensified by his infatuation.
“Charmed, darling~! You’re a sight for sore eyes,” he purred, reaching out to offer you an impossibly large tray of sweets. “Care for some delicacies?”
“I’m good,” you said politely, although you couldn’t help but chuckle as he continued to follow you like a lost puppy.
Katakuri, who stood behind him, was much less vocal but clearly just as entranced. His gaze never left you, and even his calm demeanor was cracking. He awkwardly cleared his throat, still not able to tear his eyes away from you.
You caught his gaze and smiled playfully. “You’re not bad-looking either,” you teased, giving him a wink.
His face turned red for a brief second, before he turned sharply and walked away in a hurry, leaving a very confused Perospero behind.
You gave a tiny, apologetic smile, scratching your cheek. You didn’t mean to be a magnet for attention.
But it wasn’t over yet.
The Warlords were here too.
Mihawk, Doflamingo, Crocodile, and…
Boa Hancock.
You felt the intensity immediately.
Hancock’s stare burned holes through your head.
"Who dares…" she hissed, crossing her arms, glaring at you like you'd personally offended her. "Who dares to outshine me?! Do you know who I am?!"
You tilted your head, smiling lazily at her — completely amused.
You had no intention of competing with her.
But it was hilarious how serious she took it.
Hancock bristled visibly.
Meanwhile, Mihawk approached, his cape billowing dramatically behind him. He simply stood in front of you, staring, hawk-like eyes unreadable.
“You,” he said at last, voice deep, almost admiring.
“You have a dangerous aura, There’s something about you."
You tilted your head, giving him a soft, mysterious smile. “Maybe that’s just my natural charm.”
Doflamingo was far less subtle. his hands on his pockets as usual, eyes scanning your figure with a look that could only be described as both calculating and interested.
He threw an arm casually around your shoulders, laughing, ignoring Sanji’s shriek of rage from somewhere behind you.
“Fufufufu~… How about ditching the kiddie table and coming with me, babe? I’ll show you a real good time.”
He got a faceful of Zoro’s sword hilt and a furious Nami slapping his hand off you before you could even respond.
Crocodile stood back, eyeing you thoughtfully from under his cigar smoke, offering you a slow, thin smile like he was plotting something dangerous.
“Not interested in brats, huh?” he said smoothly. “Good. You deserve someone…seasoned.”
You had to bite the inside of your cheek to keep from bursting out laughing.
The Whitebeard Pirates weren’t to be left out, and soon, the unmistakable figure of Whitebeard himself appeared at the edge of the festival. His massive frame was a sight to behold, and behind him, his crew was just as loud and rowdy as ever.
“woah~ look at this beauty-yoi” Marco said, a playful glint in his eyes. “You’ve certainly got everyone’s attention tonight, haven’t you?”
You smiled, giving him a knowing look. “I guess I can’t help it.”
Ace, ever the charmer, spotted you almost immediately and made a beeline for you. “Well, well, looks like my brother's crew have a beauty among them,” he said, a teasing grin spreading across his face. “You’ve got everyone at this festival wrapped around your little finger.”
You laughed, shaking your head. “Seems like it. And I’m only getting started.”
“I can see why everyone’s after you, but they’d better step aside. I’ve already got dibs,” Ace continued, clearly enjoying himself.
Whitebeard himself gave a hearty laugh, slapping Ace on the back with enough force to send him stumbling forward.
And then there were the Beasts Pirates — or, more accurately, King and Queen, both leering from a distance.
“Pretty thing like that… should be on our side,” Queen slobbered, nudging King.
King just grunted, his red eyes glinting — but the stare he gave you was intense enough to count as flirting.
Heart Pirates weren’t any better.
“Trafalgar Law” tried to act cool, leaning against a wall, arms crossed.
But when you smiled at him, he actually choked on his own words and looked away, cheeks turning faintly pink.
Bepo padded up helpfully.
"Captain thinks you're very pretty!" he said loudly.
Law smacked him on the head, mortified.
"Shut up, Bepo!"
You covered your mouth to hide your giggles.
Even Eustass Kid, the angry, metal-covered mess, stomped over and glared down at you.
“Tch. Pretty people are annoying,” he grumbled.
But then he shoved a flower (a very crushed, mangled flower) into your hand and stomped away, muttering under his breath.
You stared at it, utterly bewildered.
Luffy howled with laughter.
And of course, your own crew was a disaster.
Sanji, in his usual fervor, was flipping out, his eyes barely visible behind his hearts. “Y/N-chwaaan! Please tell me I’m the only one worthy of your love!” he wailed dramatically, ignoring the fact that everyone was staring at you with hunger in their eyes.
Zoro just stood there, arms crossed, glaring at anyone who dared to approach you. His hand was on the hilt of his sword, ready to defend you at a moment’s notice. “You’re not getting anywhere near her,” he muttered under his breath.
Usopp was bouncing around, chest puffed out as if to say “I’ll protect Y/N from all these fools.” He was quick to start claiming that he, as the “Great Sniper Usopp,” was the only one worthy of guarding your heart.
Luffy — bless him — just laughed and slung an arm around your shoulders like it was the most natural thing in the world.
"She’s our nakama! You can't have her!" he declared proudly.
Nami, on the other hand, had already started haggling for a better deal on all the gifts you were getting. “Wow, you must be so useful,” she said to Mihawk, smiling as she held up a massive diamond necklace you’d just been handed. “Do you have more where this came from?”
Brook tried, too — asking you for your panties in his usual way — but you only patted his head like a grandpa, much to his disappointment.
The Marines were no better.
Smoker had a cigar nearly falling out of his mouth, jaw slack as he stared at you.
Kuzan gave you a lazy half-wave, actually bothering to open one eye and give a faint, approving “ararara~… a pretty girl...with bazookas.”
Kizaru practically teleported next to you, grinning like a devil.
“Whew~ you’re quite dazzling, aren’t you?~”
Koby, bright red from the ears down, could barely stammer out a hello without squeaking.
And from the shadows, a few SWORD agents watched you intently, whispering hurriedly to each other like gossipy schoolkids.
By the time night fell, you were absolutely buried in gifts: flowers, jewels, sweets, swords (from Mihawk?!), a flaming guitar solo (from one of the Red-Hair pirates), and a drunken marriage proposal (from Queen, who got punched by King before he finished the sentence).
You sat on a bench at the festival's edge, exhausted but laughing, surrounded by a mountain of unwanted trinkets.
Luffy flopped down beside you, grinning.
“Everyone’s weird. but you’re just Y/N, right? SHISHISHI”
You smiled at him — a real, warm smile.
“Right,” you said.
“Just Y/N.”
Across the festival, you caught Hancock staring at you still — seething, furious, clutching her fists.
You gave her a lazy wink.
She shrieked and turned to stone three random pirates by accident.
You just laughed and stretched your arms over your head, feeling the salty sea breeze wash over you.
It was chaotic. It was ridiculous. It was perfect.
Exactly the kind of night you wouldn’t trade for anything.
© ᵈᵒˡˡʸʷᵒⁿˢ ᶠᵒʳ ᵗʰᵉ ᵈᶦᵛᶦᵈᵉʳˢ <³
Can I give probs to the only marine in the whole situation who though shooting a cannon might be effective?
The idea wasn't great but the person got the right spirit you have to admit.
Not sure if it was the person on the right or left of the cannon so included both.
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