someone reblogged my klance post with these tags and this is literally me but with jayvik
i have maternal instincts for tobio kageyama like i literally birthed him by c-section
i looked at a picture of satoru on pinterest and almost cried
i love college au oneshots so much because my actual college life is boring
me when i’m in a loser who listens to radiohead competition and my opponents are keith kogane and katsuki bakugo
i fear keith is sweeping😞
post canon klance again i hate them
keith collecting trinkets and souvenirs while he’s in space because he wants to bring them home for lance. so now lance just has an assortment of rocks, pressed/dried plants, welcome gifts from aliens, gems, and other stuff sitting in a small box on his nightstand.
lance thinks that keith does this to show him the cool stuff he sees in space, which is true, but keith is also trying to make up for the fact that he’s not on earth long enough to get lance normal gifts that people give their boyfriends
lance always cooks a big breakfast for keith when he stays over. keith assumed that cooking breakfast is part of lance’s routine or he’s just being a good host. but it’s because lance is scared keith won’t be there when he wakes up in the morning, so his logic is to make breakfast as an incentive for keith to stay and not leave in the middle of the night (which keith has yet to do, but still)
I HATE THEM I HATE THEM I HATE
successful date i fear
sapphics pray for me and my probably awkward first date i have today🔥🔥🔥🔥
sapphics pray for me and my probably awkward first date i have today🔥🔥🔥🔥
post-canon klance. while keith is daydreaming about going back to earth and settling down with lance, lance is daydreaming about joining keith in space so they can go on adventures together
I HATE THEM I HATE THEM I HATE
klance from keith’s pov is fall out boy
klance from lance’s pov is arctic monkeys
klance from an audience pov is pierce the veil
i wish pete wentz knew i think about klance whenever i listen to his songs about his situationship
happy president’s day only to hatsune miku binder thomas jefferson
tobio “you can fly even higher” “as long as I’m here, you’re invincible” kageyama
vs
keith “the lance who knows exactly who he is and what he’s got to offer” kogane
at the ambiguous love confession contest (it results in a tie)
i love whatever this genre of character is called
“valentines day is a commercial holiday”
idc i love love and making gifts and the color red and my friends
the keith kogane urge to drop out
“do you guys fw [my interests]” i ask my friends as if i’m not going to talk about it anyways
togachako and klance nations, PLEASE listen to “flawless execution” by pierce the veil PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE
voltron textposts because i fear the brainrot is getting worse </3
my secret useless talent is that i can make any pierce the veil song be about klance
rivals to lovers is so good but i would absolutely hate if that happened to me irl bc i am not competitive whatsoever
ESPECIALLY ACADEMIC RIVALS bro i fear im dumb and a theatre major