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cringepocalypse

1 year ago

He ruined his coat

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bat2pony

7 months ago

Princess Celestia dump. (Guys I love her)

🎶cause I am just a pony! I make mistakes from time to tiiiime🎶

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lieugod

1 year ago

gaaaayyyyyy *throws rocks at your head*

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krystal-blossom

10 months ago

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krystal-blossom

10 months ago

It's always people with pfps like this who have the best music tastes, right?

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krystal-blossom

10 months ago

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krystal-blossom

10 months ago

Rainbow Dash is silly, because she makes herself out to be the most tough and badass of the group, she's averted to cute things or being seen as cute, but some of her screencaps are like:

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krystal-blossom

11 months ago

Being new to MLP was when you tried applying the show's lessons to real life, but they wouldn't work, except not because the lessons were bad, but because people were too shitty

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krystal-blossom

11 months ago

[camera comes on] [creepy forest night noises]

Good evening, everypony! Fluttershy here!

Today, we're gonna find the creepypasta forest monster, and try to make friends with it! :D

[camera Comes On] [creepy Forest Night Noises]

[Image source unknown]

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krystal-blossom

11 months ago

Most cursed alignment of Pinterest posts ever to be algorithmicly suggested:

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krystal-blossom

1 year ago

People joke about Fluttershy being a metalhead, but I imagine Rainbow Dash being the type of person who's so out of touch with music at large, she listens to easily-digestible butt rock like Nickleback or Imagine Dragons, thinking they're extremely badass.

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krystal-blossom

1 year ago

So, like, I was drinking water out of this glass, and like, is it me, or am I going fucking insane?

This is literally a mason jar.

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krystal-blossom

1 year ago

(Small artist; reblogs are more important than likes)

Donation info here

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krystal-blossom

1 year ago

(cw: questionable eating habits, unhealthy lifestyle choices regarding fitness)

>Be me, Celestia, ruler of all Equestria

>Just start the morning as usual, grabbing some coffee, eating some pancakes

>My sister walks into the room

>"RISE N GRIND, MOTHERFUCKERS" she yells

>She's in her workout suit

>She goes to the fridge and eats some really bizarre fucking salad; it looks like it tastes like shit

>She crudely chugs a thick, grainy protein shake

>She flexes her muscles; "YEAH", she yells

>She runs straight out the door, to "power train" as usual

>She's been like this for months

>Ever since her falling-out with her girlfriend, she got really into fitness to cope

>She's extremely utilitarian with her diet and nihilistic towards flavor and taste; she only cares about maximizing nutrients

>She works out to an excessive, worrying degree

>Fitness has become her entire personality

GenuineConcern.jpg

>She's now doing her daily routine of running several miles straight, as usual

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krystal-blossom

1 year ago

The “Kubrick Stare” is one of Stanley Kubrick’s most recognizable directorial techniques, a method of shot composition where a character stares at the camera with a forward tilt, to convey to the audience that the character in question is at the peak of their derangement.

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krystal-blossom

1 year ago

Is this officially a meme blog now?

(oc)

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krystal-blossom

1 year ago

So, there's Appledash, Flutterdash, Pinkiedash, some Twidash even, and I can even picture Raridash being a thing.

I swear, the fanon must be that Rainbow Dash is a polyamorous lesbian power fantasy.

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