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3 months ago

MMMM LOVE MY

Checks watch

5 HOUR NAP

Ha!

Now time for my sugary and disgusting combination of half of a monster and some cold coffee!

*noise of can popping open and aggressive searching through cabinets and fridge*

Noise of cup being set down on the counter top

*the sound of two drinks being combined*

*Slurp*

Now time tonwrite the second draft for chapters 5-13 of my fanfic!!

The assholes in my head: Why.


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10 months ago

EYESTRAIN WARNING: THIS BITCH IS BRIGHT‼️‼️‼️

TAKE THIS SHARK AS A BREAKER BEFORE YOU CONTINUE TRAVELLER‼️‼️‼️

EYESTRAIN WARNING: THIS BITCH IS BRIGHT‼️‼️‼️

Okay anyways, I finished the Scenemo Steven piece 😋😋😋

I honestly just felt like doing this because hes silly billy and if his ass was on tumblr he for sure woulda been one of those “rawr XD” mfers

EYESTRAIN WARNING: THIS BITCH IS BRIGHT‼️‼️‼️

I LOVE THIS FAT BOY RAHHHH‼️‼️‼️‼️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️


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1 month ago

rating monster flavors part 2 (apple edition)

bad apple

literally just apple juice but like a realy good apple juice, I fucking love apple juice, I'll definitely buy this one a lot 9/10

ultra paradise

not sweet enough and to sour in my opinion and has slightly chemical taste, but I don't hate it just a bit overrated in my opinion 7/10


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1 month ago

rating monster flavors part 1

original

the classic you can never go wrong with this one, but it definitely isn't the best either. Don't think I have to describe the flavor everyone has tried it at least once 8/10

mango loco

I like it even tho I've never tried real mango. I feel it has a strong mango taste it's not my favorite tho 7,5/10

ultra white

this is my go-to flavor simply because the can color matches with my hair and that makes me feel like it's meant to be, flavor wise I'd say I like it just as much as the original tho it tastes very different I like how it isn't tho basic ass lemon flavor that every lemon flavored drink has this is good 8/10


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6 months ago
Lol I Had To Draw Over A Picture For My College Course. Thought Some Of You Might Like It.

Lol I had to draw over a picture for my college course. Thought some of you might like it.


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3 months ago

i had a dream i was playing pikuniku with ranboo and some other random people who drank monster and then ranboos house exploded and everyone died except for me i fell asleep there and woke up and went back to my apartment and i had a pet ferret and the ferret became god and talked to me about something i cant remeber

also i think there was something about a music video idk


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5 months ago

LUVV THE STAMPS AND BORDER GIF <33

not a monster girlie but i luv collecting the pretty can tabs from people that do drink it xDDD

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2 months ago
Cute Ass Monster Can

Cute ass monster can


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3 months ago

made this silly thing

Made This Silly Thing

I drew over stuff in my room and used myself as a base for the t Jeff playing flute


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1 year ago

I've had a monster every day for about four weeks and I'm not sure whether my body loves me or hates me.


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2 years ago

The never-ending cycle of people trying to copyright a word...

Monster Energy Goes After Indie Dev For Using The Word 'Monster'
This isn't the first time the beverage brand is going after a dev for using the word.

Monster Energy sued the Dark Deception video game series over the title “Gods and Monsters,” and it won a settlement in which the series can never use the word “monster” in a game title again. This corporation sues over any use of this single normal word in any context it possibly can, has apparently been doing so for many years now, and judges keep siding with them?!?!? They also sue over any use of a green glowy logo over a black background.


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1 year ago

My heart problems are not because of Monster, it's nearly dead from having crippling anxiety since birth.


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4 months ago

im so fucking pissed rn oh my god

at my work we have a little cafe that the staff sit in sometimes and i had a tasty little can of monster in there, near the door, for me to sip at when i had the chance to

then a man walks up

and oh how foolish i was

occasionally old men will come up to the cafe and grab any empty cans and bottles out of the bin outside or the bench near the door

god how stupid of me to leave it in such a vulnerable spot

this stupid man walks up

checks the stupid bins

and his stupid fucking eyes spot my stupid little can of monster

and he takes it

and he crushes it in his pathetic little hands

so i basically go "hey i wasnt done can i please have my last two sips of caffiene :)"

and this fucking fossilized evidence of true cruelty POURS OUT MY DRINK AND TAKES THE MOTHERFUCKING CAN

and he smiles at me like this: 😁😁

oh how i wanted to strangle him

i wanted to take his wretched bag of 10 cents and shove it down his stupid throat

i want to curse him like the internet guy did to the onion chip salsa lady

i will find a book

and i will curse this man with the words of hell

i will find a way to inflict the wrath of the gods upon him, and i will make him regret his actions for the rest of his days

this

this is the start of my motherfucking villain arc


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2 years ago
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2 years ago
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(That Monster tasted nasty, it also looks unnaturally green. Highly do not recommend)


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3 years ago

Here's a pic I took on the bus, at home before leaving, and at school. (Last pic was taken by @sleeplesstormcloud )

Here's A Pic I Took On The Bus, At Home Before Leaving, And At School. (Last Pic Was Taken By @sleeplesstormcloud
Here's A Pic I Took On The Bus, At Home Before Leaving, And At School. (Last Pic Was Taken By @sleeplesstormcloud
Here's A Pic I Took On The Bus, At Home Before Leaving, And At School. (Last Pic Was Taken By @sleeplesstormcloud


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3 years ago
Tumblr Was Being Stupid Abt Me Posting My Pics So I Fixed It
Tumblr Was Being Stupid Abt Me Posting My Pics So I Fixed It

Tumblr was being stupid Abt me posting my pics so I fixed it


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4 years ago

U know I had too


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1 year ago
STRAWBERRY MONSTER !!! XP

STRAWBERRY MONSTER !!! xP

late night art + first post ‼️‼️‼️


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Just saw the best thing in the world: a single Lewis Hamilton Monster on an empty row right next to a full row of Red Bull.


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3 months ago

ah yes, the two types of monster drinkers :

I know what I offer my body as its fuel is its very poison. To have but a shard of my organism's potential at the tips of my fingers, so close I could reach it, I am willing to let a thousand dying suns pour themselves in my veins.

and

Sparkle ma ke me. sparkli


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