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Now I can't stop thinking about how happy I would be if this musical actually existed
Once again thinking about a Six of Crows musical featuring delightful hits such as:
Overture (Instrumental)
Ketterdam [Capitol of Capital] (Ensemble)
The Bastard of the Barrel (Kaz's song)
Stars and Saints (Inej's song)
Trigger Finger (Jesper's song)
Son of the Council (Wylan's song)
Welcome to Hellgate (Matthias's song)
To Hold a Heart [To End a Life] (Nina's song)
Two Step Plan (The Crows)
Tainted (Kanej Duet)
The Ice Court [Infiltration Destination] (The Crows)
Up the Incinerator (Ensemble)
Dance of the Dignitaries (Ensemble)
Two Pair (Wesper)
Hands of Flame (Ensemble)
Waters of Djel (The Crows)
Escape [We Have a Tank] (The Crows)
Jurda Parem (Ensemble)
Stay Afloat (Helnik Duet)
Bastard's Lament [To Lose a Spider] (Ensemble)
No Mourners, No Funerals (Ensemble)
Exit the Crows (Instrumental)
Now if only I knew how to compose music...
I am SHITTING myself, look what I just got in the mail.
Now I can die in peace and pretend that Neil is reading TSH to me while falling asleep lmao.
Edit: I got it from Amazon (Germany) but it was the last one available. It's currently unavailable.
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I’m so convinced the main reason Logan Lerman wasn’t cast as Poseidon in the Disney show was so he could later be cast as Paul Blofis
I desperately need like minds but as a mockumentary. Like for example Alex and Nigel at the morgue over Susan’s Body. Alex having the worst time of his life
Nigel: “she’s yours Jack”
Alex: *sighs, pinches the bridge of his nose and stares at the ceiling*
Cut to Alex being interviewed
“Middle of the night. No explanation. Just "This way" and like an idiot, I follow him. And where do we end up? A morgue. Of course. What did I even expect?” *dramatically throws his hands up* “At this point, I’m beyond questioning it. I’m just… I need a nap.” *stares into the camera like he’s on the verge of a breakdown*
Or an interview after Josh and Alex chloroformed Nigel and dragged him onto a train
Nigel: *perfectly calm* “I get it, I may have freaked him out with the taxidermy and all but chloroform and kidnapping me? That was excessive. I feel like Alex should unpack that urge with a professional.” *after a few seconds silence* “can’t say I didn’t enjoy it tho”
Or the crawlspace scene
Nigel: “we’ve been brought together for a reason. And it’s written here. For eternity.”
Cut to interview
Alex: “Okay so at first I thought he was into me. But then he started talking about 12th century Templar orders and him being my *air quotes* 'implement for killing' and I realized it was somehow even weirder than that.”
New scene, Josh’s funeral:
Alex grieving, looks up and catches Nigel staring at him from across the grave
Cut to interview
Alex: “so I’m grieving, right? My best friend? Dead. In the ground. And then I look up and guess who’s staring at me like some kind of american psycho?? Well I give you a hint. His name starts with N and ends in igel. Just standing there staring, no shame, all intense and broody. Like, sir, MY FRIEND'S DEAD BODY IS LITERALLY BETWEEN US. CAN YOU MAYBE NOT RIGHT NOW??”