the more I think about ridiculous Garroth lore the fucking sillier it is. wdym this hooligan saw his crush and boy best friend “kissing” in the woods and was like. “oh god oh no the two people I love the most… my crush who does not know I’m in love with her and my bestie who has made it very clear he also likes my crush… how could they💔” and instead of being like normal amounts of heartbroken he has to join his evil emo brother and terrorise the public about it. like how down bad WAS he Jesus Christ. new doctor/healer arrives he’s like “you can’t heal my… broken heart😔😔” thank fucking god actually he was never up front about those feelings because that level of vicious sad wet dog energy would be too much. it would disturb the public