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All of My Opinions on the Mean Girls Musical Movie
Firstly, loved all the original film references. Of course the obvious ones like having the same lines, the thing about fetch being slang from an old movie, but also!!
. Janis' suit being purple for spring fling!! and omg let's not even talk about how pretty Aul'il Cravalho was throughout the entire film. Her eye make-up was so impressive
. that part in Sexy where they're cycling through potential outfits and one of them is the white shirt with the purple bra holes cut out !!
Slightly upset about the fact they cut out Meet the Plastics and it ended up being more like, Meet Regina, but I get that. On the topic of songs, I understand a lot of them were cut out because they were "too theatrical" but I can still miss em!! Truthfully when I heard the new Stupid With Love I was devastated because it's one of my favourite songs and they fucking tiktokified it, but I actually think it works really well in the film- it gets the "cringy first proper love" aspect across, which is its purpose, so I'm happy.
THEY GOT RID OF "WHO HERE HAS EVER FELT PERSONALLY VICTIMISED BY REGINA GEORGE" which was absolutely criminal
AND THE PRINCIPAL AND MS NORBURY ARE TOGETHER which was actually adorable, and I didn't think about the fact that could be something that happened, but I'm very happy it did.
The bus at the end of Rather Be Me was such a jumpscare but also so funny. THEY MISSED OUT THE DIALOGUE TO DO IT THOUGH SADD. Plus she was so goofy that entire song?? Why was she running in and out of all of those random rooms.
The rumours spreading via phones looked half cool, but it's dated the film imo, which is what Tina Fey originally set out to avoid! Like "fetch" was made up slang so in years to come the film wouldn't seem cringy for having slang teens actually used to use at the time.
Big drum-roll: We did not see enough of Regina's meanness to actually justify her being a mean girl. A lot of it got filtered out through songs, and the majority of stuff was just her, like, responding badly to sexism?? Also tell me how I'm gonna villanise Renee Rapp she fucking SLAYED what a queen.
Also WHERE IS COACH CARR'S SEXUAL ASSAULT. THAT'S THE WHOLE REASON MS NORBURY GETS ARRESTED!!?? That, to me, is one of the biggest indicators in the original film of just how powerful the "Mean Girls" are, they know about this, and the other teachers don't. Not only that, but it highlights just how immature they are, because they don't do anything about it. They're girls who run the school, without having any sympathy or context to do something about bad stuff they know happens. It's just "a funny thing to write". Not having that made me sad tbh.
Changing the line to "you wrote this" in World Burn was clever but I wish we got to see more of the girls turning on each other, rather than direct fighting.
KEVIN G BEST SONG IN THE MUSICAL
Where was the 4 way phone call, DEVASTATING. We literally did not see the plastics actually interact with each other. There was no meanness, no impact, all we got were the "events" when OTHER THINGS HAPPEN. You could say it lost a lot of filler, but the filler was actually context! And part of what makes the film so good!
Devastated she doesn't say "damn you're mine" in Someone Gets Hurt. I do think it's hilarious they just didn't make the actor guy for Aaron sing at all lol
"That filter you use looks just like me" WHY. I appreciate the change from the line about weight but like, this DOES NOT MAKE SENSE. at least say "that filter you use has nothing on me" THE WHOLE POINT IS SHE'S ABOVE IT
I didn't like the extended version of Revenge Party, sorry, too used to the old version
And I did not like the girlbossification of Sexy. I get it's supposed to be powerful like "watch me as I run the world in shoes I cannot walk in" but I feel like the whole point of "I expect to run the world in shoes I cannot walk in" is supposed to point out the irony, like, being slightly critical of "modern feminism". I will say though that the wobble from avantika as she says that is superb.
Overall I thought the film was enjoyable and a nice blend of the original film and the musical, but I think both ended up losing individual meaning because of how much they intersect. You don't have time to appreciate the lyrics and power of the musical because you don't hear them all, and some of them get cut, and you can't follow the plot in a meaningful way because the songs are happening, and they skip a lot of context to fit them in.
Would totally watch it again though, if only to see Renee Rapp say "get in loser" cos she actually nailed that
I love female celebrities with no PR training. Speak your fucking truth, diva. PR training is a conspiracy theory to silence women's voices. Anyone who complains about lack of media training hates joy and whimsy.
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with wonka, mean girls, and hunger games, theatre kids have pretty much taken over the industry 😋
Don’t tell anyone but before today I was kind of eh about Renee Rapp because I thought the lyric was “can a gay girl get a nae nae?”
I’m in love.
RENEÉ RAPP attends the VANITY FAIR OSCAR PARTY 2025
"I bet you could" 🫠
Renee has no filter and I love her for that lmfao
IM A REAL BAD GIRL BUT A REAL GOOD KISSER
LEAVE ME ALONE BITCH I WANNA HAVE FUN!!
please this song is my ANTHEM like actually
OMGGG
also this song is SO ADDICTING I CANT
ALBUM OUT 1ST AUGUST
pillow princess
"Fuck Gina!" You moaned while being buried face deep into the mattress. Regina fucking George was taking you for all you had in her own house in her bed. You don't even remember how you got here. The last thing you remember is being at a party with your friend, Regina crashing the party during your smoke sesh and catching you while you were in your state of uncontrollable bliss. "you like that baby"? She asked, voice laced with lust and desire. "fuck yes". You said biting your lip to suppress more noise. Regina softly grabbed your chin and turned your face to look at her. "oh nah baby, my mom isn't gonna be home for another two hours, mommy's gonna need to hear you". She said smirking to herself knowing she has you wrapped. Literally.
texting Regina
Regina: hey y/n why don't you sit with us tomorrow during lunch
Y/n: i- are you texting the right person?
Regina: this is (your full name) isn't it?
Y/n: yeah but-
Regina: but nothing, I command it.
Y/n:......
Regina: see you then baby ;)
Smoke sesh
It was the weekend and all you wanted to do was go home and smoke a blunt. The week was catching up to you but it wasn't anything you couldn't handle. Unfortunately for you the plastics were causing trouble in the cafeteria and all you wanted to do was eat lunch and dip to the next period. While standing in the lunch line to grab your food you felt eyes on you. You groaned not wanting to have a confrontational awkward ass conversation with anyone so you just kept to yourself. Finally getting your food you walked across the cafeteria passing the plastics and sitting in front of them by your table. "Hey loser". You heard a familiar voice say behind you. You sighed to yourself and turned around slowly. "wassup"? You asked. "cmere". Regina said playfully. You stood up and walked towards her carefully watching Gretchen and Karen. "I have no plans this weekend, what about you"? She asked. "Im just catching up on a smoke sesh you feel me, I ain't got nothin on my plate." You said chillin. "why don't you come to my place and we can have a smoke sesh together". She purred smirking to herself.
Sleepover at Regina George's house
after school Regina invited you to her house for a sleepover, the weekend was approaching so you figured why the hell not your parents wouldn't really give a damn anyway. You were definitely feeling her and she was feeling you. Upon approaching regina and the girls she dismissed them and told them to respectfully fuck off and leave with whoever else to see them later. She hopped in the pink jeep and turned to look at you. "get in loser". She smirked. You hopped inside and road home with her. Your type of course was veeeery layed back. You wore slides, grey sweats, an oversized hoodie and a beanie almost everyday. But what caught her eye was the pink and black outfit you had on that day. Pink oversized hoodie with a black beanie and black sweats with pink slides. The hoodie read Barbies bitch across the front so you can see why it attracted her. "so Jaden is it"? She asked. "wassup"? You asked. "how long have you been going to this school? She asked curiously, quite literally speeding home. "about a couple months now. Was a transfer. Why"? You asked. She shook her head and shrugged softly. "well shit it's not like your not the hottest fucking living creature roaming the halls in school. I mean you literally talk to no one, sit with no one. It's like you just carry yourself." She said. "yuh, I mean I'm chillin". You said smiling softly. She knew off the bat you were a stoner and she had a plan. Pulling into her driveway she took you with her upstairs and set the mood with some chill music and turned the lights off turning the LEDs she got for Christmas on. A soft pink color cascaded the room and you immediately lit a pre-rolled blunt from your pocket. "you don't mind if I hit this do you"? You asked. She bit her lip and shook her head. You inhaled taking a huge hit and let it sit for a while until finally you exhaled and blew the smoke out your nose, merely inches away from Regina's face. "oh hey". You said softly. "hey". She said. Your eyes trailed down from her eyes to her lips and she got the message fairly quickly. She placed a soft kiss on your lips softly biting your bottom lip and letting a moan slip through her throat first. You were so high to figure out what was going on but let her do her thing. You put your hands on her waist letting her take control to see where things could potentially go. "Jaden you are so fuckin hot you know that daddy"? She said straddling your lap. Smirking softly to yourself you tugged the bottom of her shirt and she let you take it off of her. Taking another hit of the blunt and carefully putting it back onto the ashtray you pulled her closer to you and softly needed at her beautiful round boobs, sucking on her already hard nipples letting them go with a pop. "fuck J" she moaned. You stood up with her on your lap turning around to lay her down on the bed. "wait. Don't move". She said. "lemme look at you". She said biting her lip. You slowly began removing your hoodie, then taking off your slides kicking them aside softly. Seeing her eye you like her favorite toy only coaxed you more and more. Getting to your sweats she stopped you only for her to replace your hands with hers. "this right here, this is mine" she said purring. She slowly pulled down your sweats taking you in her hand and giving you a firm tug. You were so high all you could feel was a wave of warmth rush over you. You softly moaned and whimpered as she strokes you getting you hard enough for you to put it down on her just like she wants it. "are you ready baby"? She asked. You nodded and climbed on top of her giving back the kiss she gave you the first time. "please". She whispered. You slid inside of her with ease, vision going blurry, head filling with clouded thoughts but clear enough to see. She trailed her hands all the way down your torso to your ass. "oh my god". She moaned. You started off slow and sensual, wanting her to feel all of you. You didn't ever want her to forget any of this. She leaned in close to whisper in your ear. "take me however you want me baby".