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3 months ago
*Members of the Red Dwarf crew, Dave, Cat and Holly are discussing the cat civilization that evolved whilst Dave was in stasis...
"Are you telling me, whilst I was in stasis, on this ship, there were literally thousands of cat girls here AT the same TIME, all of whom worshipped me?"
"Guess so, Monkey."
"That's correct, Dave... Dave?
*panel of complete silence.
Holly: "Maybe he needs a reboot?"
Cat: "Maybe he needs a stiff drink?"
Rimmer enters the panel: "Maybe he needs a cold shower".

In my defense *cough, pretty standard humor for the source material...


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9 months ago
Sloppy Makeouts For The Win! Aka: How Rimmer Should Have Reacted To Becoming Hardlight (ft. Cat)… I

Sloppy makeouts for the win! Aka: How Rimmer should have reacted to becoming hardlight (ft. Cat)… I am so incredibly sorry to everyone who knows me. T-T


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