Rimworld - Blog Posts
Having fun with Rimworld. Also known as the mod list I used just yesterday now crashes on startup. . .and I unsubscribed from half my mods with a single click because I'm "very smart"
Huh. That's a lot of games.
Genetically Predisposed To Sadness
Isn’t that just depression? But for an entire species?
Guess who's back? 👿🖤
Eat MY PUSSY!
Imagine being a pirate and getting attacked by a group of colonists backed by a cruel DevMode empowered god.
You wake up in the middle of the night to three randos walking onto your lawn equipped with nothing but Temu t-shirts and plasteel knives. You have about ten seconds to get out of bed before all of your turrets just disintegrate. Three of your neighbors ragdoll. Someone’s house just blew up out of nowhere. You watch as the girl you’ve been talking to falls to her knees and ages 300 years in 3.5 seconds then somehow gets high on flake and psychite while miraculously developing severe asthma. You start to run and trip over something, you assume it’s a rock but when you look over it’s your grandpa. He’s been turned into a limbless potato. They weren’t cut off, they’re just gone. He has enough time to shout “Look!!” before you turn around and see your little colony is being Zerg rushed by 25 grizzly bears on go-juice. You start to run again and almost escape before you blink and realize you’re in a 1x1 room surrounded by steel walls and vents. All you can hear are the hums of heaters right beyond the grates and the muffled screams of your dying community. Once that all dies down- and the room you’re in has peaked at a temperature of 280- the last thing you hear is one of the strangers complaining because they didn’t eat with a table.
sorry, I only play video games made by and for a niche group of autistic people
Really wish I had the art skills to make a comic about my raider, vehicle worshiping colony who I based off of War Boys and biker gangs who, after defending against a raid, found a fertilized Saurid egg from one of the dead raiders and kept it.
It hatched after a few days, sitting ideally by my researcher and popped out a lil blue Saurid baby who I named Komoda and the entire gang INSTANTLY accepted her.
These badass biker gang raiders whos diet is 50% flake and chemshine all gained full social acceptance of this baby and all pitch in to help play and take care of her, like one big happy fucked up family.
I imagine one of my colonist John, who was one of the first impids to join and the now leader, wearing one of those baby harness things with Komoda in it as they go for a ride to the nearest settlement to trade.
I absolutely love the story telling in Rimworld.