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2 years ago
MK Faces His Fear Of Spiders And It Doesn’t Go As Expected…
MK Faces His Fear Of Spiders And It Doesn’t Go As Expected…
MK Faces His Fear Of Spiders And It Doesn’t Go As Expected…
MK Faces His Fear Of Spiders And It Doesn’t Go As Expected…
MK Faces His Fear Of Spiders And It Doesn’t Go As Expected…

MK faces his fear of spiders and it doesn’t go as expected…

with bonus Sandy tea party that doubles as a therapy appointment. Macaque is supposed to be there but he’s running late 🏃💨


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7 months ago

LGBTQ+ Headcanons (LMK)

Please remember that these are only headcanons, if you disagree with me then that's all chill.

MK: Trans, also bisexual. I'll admit, I don't normally headcanon characters as trans unless the narrative is trans coded, but there's a rather particular line that caused this headcanon. When the spider queen's minions would call him 'Monkey boy' he'd shot back that he's a "monkey man" which seemed odd to me as he doesn't seem to be the type to be insecure about his masculinity and with him declaring himself as the "monkey kid" he certainly isn't insecure about being seen as a kid. The only thing that made sense for why he'd do that was that he just likes to randomly declare himself as a man, which just seems like a very trans thing to do.

Pigsy: Bi, no known preference.

Tang: Gay.

Sandy: AroAce spec. He can feel both romantic and sexual attraction, but he needs to get to know them properly first.

Mei: Bi, with a preference towards men.

Monkey King: Pan.

Macaque: Pan.

Red Son: Bi, with a preference towards men.

DBK: Straight.

Princess Iron Fan: Straight.

Spider Queen: Bi, no known preference.

Syntax: Gay asexual.

Huntsman: He's honestly just into someone being able to kill him if needed, lol.

Ne Zha: AroAce.

Lady Bone Demon: AroAce.

The "mayor": I don't know what the fuck he his but he ain't straight.

Azure: Pan.

Peng: No clue, but he ain't straight.

Yellow tusk: Gay.


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2 months ago

Soooooo

I had some free time tonight, and I decided to finally draw Sammi (Samhain) again (ignore that her horns change size like every drawing xd

Soooooo

here's just another drawing of Sammi

Soooooo

BunnySam cus you cant stop meeee

Soooooo

Bebe Sammi with Sandy (he's showing her his magic

Soooooo

Sam chillin on North's absolutely ginormous shoulders xd

Soooooo

Toothiana is absolutely mesmerized by Sam's teeth xd (also forgot to shade in her eyes here)


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4 years ago
It’s Been Quite A While Since I Made This For A March Issue Of A Zine, It Feels Like Ages Ago! Anyway

It’s been quite a while since I made this for a March issue of a zine, it feels like ages ago! Anyway I thought I should post it. Here’s to the Spongebob Musical, a surprisingly great show!


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10 months ago

A Fiery Lovestory (Red Son x Mk) part 12

(I suggest you check out parts 1-11 if you haven't already)

(With Sandy) Sandy woke up and stretched he looked towards the side of his bed expecting to see Mo there. It took him a moment but he realised his cat wasn't there quickly. "Mo!?" Sandy called out instantly going into a state of panic due to not having his precious kitten with him. The gentle giant began going through his boat house lifting up couches checking high and low for his cat.

Eventually after around 30minutes of searching he decided to go over to the noodle shop. "What's up with Mk?" Tang said to Pigsy inside the shop, "Don't know maybe h-" Pigsy was cut off by Sandy rushing into the shop. "Sandy! Geez trying to give us a heart attack" Tang shouted before slowly calming down. "I can't find Mo!" Sandy exclaimed his voice full of worry. "Wait what? Are you sur-" Pigsy asked before getting cut off again, "Yes I checked around the whole boat house!" Sandy replied knowing what the rest of the question would be.

Pigsy let out a sigh, "Maybe he just managed to escape and went somewhere?" He spoke out quickly not wanting to be interrupted again. "Where would he go?!" Sandy replied, "Sandy don't worry, Mo is a smart cat he's probably safe and is trying to get back here" Tang said in an attempt to comfort his worried friend. "Yea Tang is right he probably is sa-" Pigsy was cut off a third time by Mk rushing back in. "Sorry! Forgot a few orders....Sandy? Why are you here?" The noodle boy asked as he quickly noticed Sandy. "Mo is missing" The gentle giant replied sadly, "Wait actually?! I'll keep a look out for him while I'm delivering and when I'm done I'll go around" Mk replied making Sandy smile.

(Meanwhile with Red Son) The fire demon teleported into Megatroplis and had Mo on his shoulder. "You're one lucky cat..." Red Son said to Mo who meowed happily in response before nuzzling against Red Sons' cheek. "And you're cute..." The fire demon mumbled before putting on a hoodie and walking around. "The noodle shop was this way, right?" The fire demon asked the cat, Mo gave him an 'idk' look. "How can you not kn-...never mind I can't be mad at you.." Red Son said before continuing to walk.

"Well...here we are..." The fire demon said before looking through the window, "He should be gone by now..." he added noticing Mk in the window, from his time with him he quickly learnt what times Mk had work. Mo meowed happily once he saw Sandy in there. "There he is...you can go now..." Red Son said, Mo hissed in protest wanting the fire demon to take him in. "Really like being treated like royalty..." Red Son mumbled as he listened to Mo.

The fire demon hesitantly went in covering his face with the hoodie and looking at the ground. Mo suddenly relaxed in Red Sons' arms. "Oh hey a customer!" Mk said out noticing the person aka Red Son come in. "I-I'm not a customer...j-just came here to return someone I found..." Red Son responded before Mo jumped onto the ground. "Mo!" Sandy exclaimed happily.

Mo nuzzled against Sandy happily, the noodle boy looked at Red Son finding his voice sort of familiar. "Weird...so what's your name?" Pigsy asked, as he stared at Red Son clearly not knowing who it was, "I-I umm my name?" The fire demon responded clearly not expecting this. Pigsy nodded, "W-well" Red Son really didn't want to tell them his name and couldn't think of one on the spot. Mo suddenly climbed back onto Red Son and pulled back his hoodie. "Shit..." The fire demon mumbled.

"Red Son?!" The group exclaimed clearly not expecting this. "Maybe you're the one that kidnapped Mo!" Pigsy hissed angrily before he was ready to through and ladle at Red Son. "R-Red Son did you really?" Mk stuttered out, "No I didn't you noodle brains!" The fire demon responded as he tried leaving. Sandy looked pissed at the thought of someone kidnapping Mo, just as Pigsy was about to Mo stood in front of Red Son and hissed at the others.

(Had this in my draft for 50 fucking years because I kept thinking it wasn’t good enough but now I don’t care and just gonna upload it)


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1 year ago

A World Without Him

Chapter 3

Tang waits a moment in front of the boat door, hearing a faint commotion coming from the other side.

Then the door swings open, with a cheery blue giant standing inside. "Tang! It's good to see you, my friend! Come inside, I'll be with you in a moment." He walks away from the door to make space.

"Ok, thank you, Sandy." Tang replies as he enters, closing the door behind him.

Sandy's boat always had a calming feeling to it. Maybe it was the color scheme, with shades of blue for the walls and soft browns, yellows, and oranges used for decor and furniture

Or maybe it was the atmosphere, with the copious amounts of friendly therapy cats, the lingering smell of tea, and maybe even the occasional rock of the boat from the waves.

Whatever it was, Tang was glad as it gradually calmed his nerves.

He had sat down on a plush couch with a coffee table in front with sandy in the side kitchen, most likely brewing tea.

Almost as soon as he relaxed into the cushions, a calico cat with bright amber eyes pounced onto his lap.

"Oof- heh. Hey there, Stella." Tang greeted the rambunctious cat. Stella had been bothering Tang ever since the gang came back to Metrapolis with things like small pounces or bites on his fingers.

He thought it was a bit annoying, but he did still keep extra cat treats in his messenger bag whenever he's planning on visiting Sandy.

Speaking of, Sandy had seemingly finished whatever tea he had been making as he came back to the sitting area, tray in hand.

He put the tray down on the coffee table and carefully handed Tang a steaming cup of tea. Sandy took one for himself as he sat to Tang's left, and Tang noticed the cat paw pattern that adorned the cup. He smiled to himself.

"So Tang, how was that book you mentioned? I remember you saying how the images were grainy and underdeveloped. Mytho... eh..."

"Mythos. The Mythos Sites: Professional Study. I finished reading it last night. I don't know why I did, though, because it felt like reading a last-minute book report done by a five year old!" He exlaimed loudly, waving his free hand in the air before taking a sip of his tea. Ooo, lavender.

"Haha! I can see why you didn't like it that much. I thought it might've been good since it's about Journey to the West and had a good summary." Sandy says, swirling his tea before taking another drink.

"It's not your fault, Sandy. It did look promising on the cover and in the intro," Tang comforted before grumbling into his cup. "...but it just devolved into ramblings about how these Mythos Sites "prove that the world was controlled by aliens" and "how the earth is hollow with otherworldly beings living inside" blah blah blah." Tang mocked as he moved his hands sporadically, almost spilling his tea on Stella, who just jumped and ran away.

"I still feel a bit bad, though. Hmmm... oh! Tang!" He suddenly says, leaning over to look at Tang. "Did you bring your sketch book?"

He reaches into his messanger bag and pulls out a small leather-bound notebook. "Yeah? I take it with me everywhere."

Sandy just smiles as he offers Tang a hand. "Then let's go and find some inspiration!"

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In the end, Sandy had taken an entire canvas with him, paint pallette and all, while him and Tang wandered around Metrapolis looking for things to draw and paint.

They went to Pigsy's first, Tang with the excuse of getting "everyday life" sketches. They ended up talking with Pigsy most of the time, barely doing anything, but Tang did get some quick sketches of Pisgy's cooking process.

When they left, they had found a flower shop with sunflowers on the logo. Tang sat down next to Sandy as he started to sketch, sometimes looking at the painting next to him.

The next spot was the main square, full of advertisements and skyscrapers. This is where the weather station is, broadcasting new weather updates and changes.

The final stop was the library, in the back with the lamp and city records. The atmosphere was nice. Sandy had pulled out a third canvas from... somewhere, and is now skimming through random books off the shelves.

Tang was just reading a new edition of Monkey Cop: Back in the Streets, as he had also finished his sketches, when he suddenly heard rounds of footsteps entering the library.

This is when he suddenly remembered what he set that alarm for yesterday, and why he had set it up in the first place.

It was the day where the new book of "The Monkie Kings Bride" had been set to be shelved (one adaptation he personally doesn't like, too many cliches and it has a weird artstyle to him)

And he knew exactly what fans were coming... the chaos that would ensue. He needed to get Sandy and him out of there before they were suffocated by the crowd.

"Hey, uh, Sandy? We need to leave. Like, now." He stated as he quickly stuffed his sketch book, pencils, and erasers back into the messanger bag.

"What's wrong Tang? Why do we have to leave now?" Sandy asked as he started to follow Tang through the bookcases. "Why are we- oh. Oh, now I understand."

"Aw, CRAP." Why do I always get stuck with the annoying side plots?

The entrance is no longer visible, as hordes of people come in and group around the doors, waiting for that stupid book.

"Ughh..." Tang groaned as he took off his glasses and rubbed his eyes.

Great. Just great. Now he had to either a) push through the GIANT crowd to get through the overflowing entrance, b) wait for an opening to get through, or c) find out some other way out-

"Hey Tang?" Sandy speaks, pulling him out of his thoughts.

"Oh, uh, yeah, Sandy?" He says nervously. He has never liked crowds, and he doesn't want to stay here more than he has to.

"Can we go out through there?" Sandy points to a... fire escape door. Wow, how convenient!

*phew* "Thanks, Sandy." Tang says as he dodges a few stragglers on his way to the door, waving Sandy to come with.

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They both walk out of the side alley that the library was connected to, swerving through the smaller outside crowd.

"Oh dang, I totally forgot about that! *huff* Sorry, Sandy." Tang says as he leans against a store wall.

"It's alright Tang. In any case, I really enjoyed today! I really liked getting out of the boat for a bit, and I'm very excited to hang up our paintings!" Sandy reassures.

"Heh, thanks, Sandy. I hope we can do something like this again!" He smiles. He then starts to wave Sandy goodbye.

Tang gets home without any issues. No annoying voices, loud music, or big fights. Just pure white noise in the bustling city, and the breeze.

He's glad for that. Everything is ok, and will be ok. He wants everything to stay like this.

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7 years ago
I Made A Turtle Today In The Beach X3
I Made A Turtle Today In The Beach X3
I Made A Turtle Today In The Beach X3
I Made A Turtle Today In The Beach X3
I Made A Turtle Today In The Beach X3

I made a turtle today in the beach X3

Then I made it in to a uniturtle cause my sister found a pointy shell XD


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7 months ago

Spooktober Day 8

SpongeBob Costumes

Mine

Spooktober Day 8

SpongeBob and Patrick face their most evil foe....The Flying Dutchman....giving out miniature candy, Broccoli, toothbrushes, and pencils for trick or treat....evil

Jared's:

Spooktober Day 8

SpongeBob and Patrick in some spookier apparel


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7 months ago

Spooktober Day 5

SpongeBob Monsters

Mine

Spooktober Day 5

SpongeBob is a weird eyeball Eldritch monster thing, Patrick is a Frankensteins Monster, Squidward is a vampire with elements of the vampire squid, Sandy is an invisible mad scientist, Mr Krabs is a ghost pirate, Plankton is a robot piloted by a brain in a jar

Jared's:

Spooktober Day 5

SpongeBob as Frankensteins Monster


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11 months ago

SpongeBob Au day 23

SpongeBob Au Day 23

Freakbob

Equivalent of Helptale or Underworld or Freaktale

Sp____b_b S_____p__ts, Patpatpaapapapatttpatri, Chtluluwarse, Scratchy, XX Krabs XX, Tonplank


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1 year ago

SpongeBob Au 19

SpongeBob Au 19

Prehistoric but based on prehistoric creatures

SpongeBob Au 19
SpongeBob Au 19
SpongeBob Au 19
SpongeBob Au 19

The things I referenced


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1 year ago

SpongeBob AU Day 18?

SpongeBob AU Day 18?

Western Pretty simple: Them but western. Inspired loosely by the western episode but different The Krusty Krab is a tavern (staple of any western town) that serves ice cream. SpongeBob makes the ice cream. Squidward serves it and also plays the piano tho he sucks at it. Mr Krabs owns the tavern and is also the corrupt mayor. Patrick is the town idiot. The One Eyed Bandit is a bandit that terrorizes the town and tries to steal the secret sauce added to the Krusty Taverns ice cream. Texas Ranger is a mysterious outlaw who showed up one day to battle The One Eyed Bandit and has started training SpongeBob to be the town's sheriff since their sheriff (Larry) is not particularly good


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1 year ago

SpongeBob au day 16

SpongeBob Au Day 16
SpongeBob Au Day 16
SpongeBob Au Day 16
SpongeBob Au Day 16
SpongeBob Au Day 16
SpongeBob Au Day 16

Human....but in Picrew

Was gonna draw.....but....Didn't have a pencil and I was already screwing around on Picrew so I made a challenge to pick a random Picrew and try and make the SpongeBob human form on there


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1 year ago

SpongeBob Au Day 15

SpongeBob Au Day 15
SpongeBob Au Day 15
SpongeBob Au Day 15

Not one but actually a group of characters from different Aus The SpongeBob version of the Spider Society or the Good Sanses

These aren't the only members and imagine some characters from previous Aus like Horror Sandy, Fell Plankton, and Spongetale Patrick would also be here too. But these are basically from Aus I had ideas for but didn't feel like fleshing them out fully

30s SpongeBob: SpongeBob as a 30s cartoon....not much else to him

Cat Squidward: Squidward as a cat

Lego Patrick Man: Inspired by the Lego Patrick Man series by Crazyfilms1121 that took up a huge portion of my life

Apocalypse Squidward: In an au of the SpongeBob SquarePants Movie where SpongeBob and Patrick actually failed to get Neptune's crown and died in Shell City. Squidward Managed to escape control but burnt off half his face and had his legs cut off. But he escaped to start a rebellion against Plankton

Human Sandy: Meant to write musical Sandy.... Sandy from the musical

Nuclear Plankton: An au I was gonna work on but didn't like and scrapped where Plankton got so desperate he nuked the Krusty Krab resulting in a nuclear fallout in Bikini Bottom where he implants his brain in a robot and tries to right his wrongs by trying to rebuild while surviving

Survivor Krabs: Au of the second SpongeBob Movie where SpongeBob and Plankton got lost in time and never make it back. Everyone starves except Patrick and Mr. Krabs. Krabs loses his sanity but he's put on this team cause he's not actually evil just unstable

Ink! Patrick: Ink! Sans but Patrick

Handsome Squidward:.....c'mon....if he wasn't here it wouldn't be complete

Pat-Tar: Idk why he was invited but he go unga bunga and must be well fed

Horror Mermaid Man: This is from my Horror au where he and Barnacle Boy were unaffected but Barnacle Boy was eaten by the elderly fish. Mermaid Man blames himself and is secluded in his lair. His starfish at his lower face. Sandy tries to ask him for help but he's given up on being a hero and just sits in solidarity with Barnacle Boys corpse. He was brought here against his will

Gangsta SpongeBob: That one thing of SpongeBob gangster

SpongeBoy: The one they all stem from. Not necessarily a god or anything but just the original who's universe was wiped away so he works to make sure the same never happens to any other universe. He's the leader....or was

Cyber-Eye: Her past is unknown but she helped found the team by travelling through dimensions for recruits and has been slowly working to overthrow SpongeBoy to wipe out any au she deems useless or chaotic and wants to bring a balance to the universe

Some members I didn't draw:

Bubbles: The third founding member who Cyber-Eye kicks off the team

TV Spongebob: SpongeBob with a TV head from another scrapped au I did. He's just a creepy TV SpongeBob obsessed with entertaining people and doing anything for a laugh

Jimbob: Saving him for later


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1 year ago

Spongebob Au day 14

Spongebob Au Day 14

Spongetaleswap

Spongetale but Underswap.

Squidward swaps with Sandy. Plankton with Patchy. Garry with Bubble Buddy. SpongeBob with Patrick

Songs (for the names of the songs the replace in using the names of the songs of my Underswap take):

Plankton: It All Began When I Fell Down (A Long Time Ago); SpongeSwap (UnderSwap)

Gary: Ur Fun Pet (Ur Best Tem); Ur Horror Pet (Ur Tem Nitemair)

Spongebob: bobby. (paps.); Tubular Song To Listen To Jam To When You Possibly Fight The Spectacular SpongeBob (Cool Song To Listen To When You Possibly Fight The Great Papyrus); PIRATEBUSSLE (MEGALOTRUSSLE)

Patrick: Gyuh Huh Huh (MWEH HEH HEH); Patrick Man! (Comic Sans!)

Squidward GYAAAAAAAAAH! (EHHHHHH!); Clarinet of Victory (Axe of Tenacity); Vengeance of a True Musician (Battle Against An Anime Hero)

Sandy:Science Squirrel (Nerdy Fish); Homesick (But This Is The Truth); Sandy Just Wants To Go Home (Undyne Takes Battle)

Patchy: Seven Seas (Determined); DAVY JONES LOCKER! (MEGALO END)


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1 year ago

SpongeBob Au day 13

SpongeBob Au Day 13

Just them but they're the objects that they live in now

Idk why.....Just thought it'd be cool


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1 year ago

Spongebob Au day 12

Spongebob Au Day 12

Fantasy

Spomgebob is a little chef guy who is looking for magic ingredients to make magic Krabby Patties. Patrick is the brute who wields a big mutton club. Sandy is a knight but also an alchemist Squidward is a bard. Together they search for the magic ingredients to get them before the evil wizard Plankton does


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1 year ago

Spongebob Au 11

Spongebob Au 11

Everything is the same except the characters switch their species which was decided by a wheel

Sponges -> Starfish

Starfish -> Snails

Krabs <-> Octopi

Plankton <-> squirrels

Snails -> Sponges


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1 year ago

SpongeBob Day 10

Trigger warning death+suicide

SpongeBob Day 10

Creepypasta Au

Different from the horror au

I call it HashSlinging Slasher

In this au plankton brainwashes SpongeBob to be the hashslinging slasher and kill all his friends

The first victim is Mr. Krabs who is after hours at the Krusty Krab counting his money and is attacked and knocked into a grease trap

The murder of Mr. Krabs is all over the news and Sandy suspects it was no accident so she enlists spongebob to help investigate

When his brainwashing kicks back in the next night he targets Squidward but isn't able to get him but raises suspicion with Patrick

Before SpongeBob can go after Patrick Gary attacks him because he notices SpongeBob is not himself but SpongeBob bashes the poor snail to death

The next night SpongeBob gets Squidward alone, cuts off two of his legs, and chokes him with his clarinet but just then Sandy and Patrick arrive but SpongeBob flees

Sandy then confronts SpongeBob and tries to save him she succeeds but not before he's already slaughtered Pearl, Larry, Bubble Bass, Fred, and Mrs. Puff

After he regains his senses he doesn't stop trying to grab Sandy but she pushes him away confused not realizing he was trying to save her from a bomb that was planted in her suit during the scuffle

Now SpongeBob confronts Plankton and Karen

Karen informs SpongeBob that she knew this was going to far and had to be stopped and that Plankton captured and began torturing Patrick to make him the new killing spider and to make it irreversible. She tries to help him but it's too late for that and SpongeBob smashes her screen.

He then confronts Plankton who begins explaining his plan but while he's distracted SpongeBob snags a bottle of acid and burns plankton with some acid bubbles but not before Patrick is released and sent after SpongeBob

In the battle of the friends SpongeBob is force to kill Patrick

Afterwards he picks up Patrick's gun and finishes himself off


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1 year ago

Spongebob Anniversary Day 7

Spongebob Anniversary Day 7

The Spomgevengers

Based on an old au I made I don't even remember all the fusions

All I remember is Hulk and Patrick, Gary and Nick Fury, and Plankton and Thanos. The rest I just thought fit. Squidward and Hawkeye cause both don't offer much to the Table. Krabs and Captain America cause both are war vets. Sandy and Iron Man cause both are smart and wear special suits. And SpongeBob and Thor cause I thought his spatula would be a good replacement for the hammerI even did this on my Marvel book as a surface to write on


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1 year ago

SpongeBob Anniversary Day 6

SpongeBob Anniversary Day 6
SpongeBob Anniversary Day 6
SpongeBob Anniversary Day 6
SpongeBob Anniversary Day 6

This is a dark somewhat Underfell style au

SpongeBob is a jittery ball of anxiety whos always getting into trouble and is constantly roped into Patrick's schemes

Patrick is still an idiot but an idiot with goals. He's always trying these get rich quick sort of schemes that usually gets him and SpongeBob into trouble. Also as a running gag he constantly accidentally injures himself gruesomely

Plankton actually tries to help Bikini Bottom and wants the Krabby Patty formula to try and give people more affordable food. Unfortunately he's always squished but he never gives up on his dreams

Squidward I'm still working on but he has basically completely lost it. His art is often very dark and twisted usually featuring lots of gore or suicidal themes however he is a significantly better artist than in OG SpongeBob universe. He's currently taking anger management and frequently has heart attacks

Sandy is a mad scientist who came to Bikini Bottom to run inhumane experiments on the sea life. She likes toying with SpongeBob and Patrick tho they are probably the people she treats the best. She teaches SpongeBob self defense but not karate rather she teaches him dirty tactics on how to win street fights

Mr. Krabs is a war veteran and is a very stuck in the past kinda guy. Not open to any new ideas which has made his business very unsuccessful. So he resorts to underhanded tactics to eliminate competition to make his restaurant the only place for common folk to get food but it's still very expensive. He's a strict boss and has no problem killing anyone who tries to steal his money, formula, or points out his little arm

I also did some human designs for this au


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1 year ago

Spongebob Anniversary Day 4

Spongebob Anniversary Day 4

Horror Au

After human scientists stole Neptune's Moon, the magical rock that controls the evolution of the SpongeBob cast, the creatures of Bikini Bottom were stuck mid evolution between primal and evolved. Besides being unsettling these creatures have large appetites and after they lost the ability to read they soon were unable to use the Krabby Patty Secret Formula and food became scarce. They then resorted to eating each other. Manray, who was one of the few to keep most of his intelligence, set his sights on larger prey and began preparing a super weapon to kill humans on a large scale for his feast. So it's up to Sandy to stop him while surviving in this hellish distorted version of Bikini Bottom


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1 year ago

Spongebob Anniversary Day 2

Spongebob Anniversary Day 2

Technically the first day of this still but like I said yesterday I made the human au but didn't post til today

Anyway today is swap Au

Wonder if you can guess who the characters are swapped with


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1 year ago

Spongebob Anniversary Day 1

Spongebob Anniversary Day 1

Ok. So I missed the actual date of the anniversary cause I had so much going on that day and I made this tomorrow but forgot to post it

For the 25th anniversary I'll make 25 different versions/aus of SpongeBob over the course of this month

Technically I made this yesterday so I'll be posting another one today since I didn't draw today's yet

Anyway this is my human au


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12 years ago

You can thank Sandy

"You can thank Sandy"  A friend got a marketing E-mail for some webinar saying that due to an overwhelming demand from people affected by Hurricane Sandy the discount registration period was being extended. The E-mail opened with large, bold type "You can thank Sandy." Shortly thereafter, he received another E-mail from that company apologizing for the insensitive tone of the first E-mail. E-mail #2 also added that appropriate steps were taken to make sure this would never happen again.  I have to say that I didn't find the Sandy reference insensitive and I certainly hope that appropriate steps doesn't mean that someone lost a job. How do other people feel about this? Given that the current Noreaster is being referred to as Son of Sandy is anyone really offended?


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1 year ago

beachy morning


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1 year ago

“Shy Confessions” Pt. 1

Reborn Sun Wukong x Gn Reader

Story by: @queenofroses22

Written by: Lotus_Constallation

“Shy Confessions” Pt. 1

When hearing about the great tales of Journey to the West, you’ll often hear the stories of the great and all-mighty Monkey King, also known as Sun Wukong. The great sage equal to heaven, the celestial monkey that was born from a stone and set off to cause mayhem amongst anyone that crossed his path without any concern or hesitation.

You would also hear about the laughingstock of heaven and, honestly, of hell as well. The tales of Zhu Bajie, also known as Pigsy, a man who used to be a heaven official but made the mistake of refusing to believe he’s lightweight when it comes to alcohol, leading to his banishment and being cursed to be a pig demon for all eternity.

It’s also no doubt that you would hear about Tang Sanzang, formally known as Tripitaka, the powerful yet peaceful monk who had set off to fulfill his destiny!

There is also Sha Wujing, also known as Sandy, there’s not much about him but everyone knows he’s a water demon who fought courageously.

And finally, Ao Lie, the white dragon horse, who was also disguised as a white horse for Tripitaka to ride on while they make the hellish adventure to get those scriptures.

All of the people I have listed so far are very obviously well known. Some more than others. All have backstories worth mentioning even if there isn’t much. However, what if I told you there was one other person who, too, followed the demons and the monk on their journey, but you won’t find them in any stories. Not even a brief mention of their name. And that’s because this person was no one special. I apologize profusely, but those are the words I’ve heard from time and time again when I would ask why this person isn’t written down in history like the rest.

Surely, if they were a part of The Journey and were brave enough to follow the rest down the path of chaos and destruction, with a high risk of death, and trusting your life with 3 demons, that in itself is special, no? Unfortunately, people don’t see it that way. If you do not have some sort of spectacular fact about yourself that would capture the eyes of a dozen citizens, then you are nothing but a worthless little pebble under someone’s shoe. It’s a harsh reality.

However, that is why I am here! I am here to tell the tales of {Full Name}, Whether people like it or not, Because I firmly believe that they too deserve to be written down in history, just like the rest! And who knows, maybe you’ll learn a thing or two, but enough chit-chat, Let us begin!

𓆩ᥫ᭡𓆪 𓆩ᥫ᭡𓆪 𓆩ᥫ᭡𓆪

This story starts with a small village that sits just at the bottom of a mountain. And on this mountain, lived a vicious demon.

The demon had been around for what felt like centuries, and often loved to cause havoc amongst the town’s people. The demon would poison the soil so nothing would grow, destroy stalls, steal from said stalls, smear mud and dirt on any clean laundry, and would run people over with a mysterious carriage. People of the village constantly prayed and prayed to any god to take care of this demon, but upstairs always remained silent. Eventually, after realizing that no one was going to save them, they decided to take matters into their own hands.

Chaos could be heard from a mile away as the townspeople shouted over each other.

“We must slay this demon!” Someone from the crowd shouted.

“With what?! Pitchforks and dainty knives? We’ve all seen what this demon is capable of, what we have won’t do shit!” Another one rebutted.

Throughout all this chaos, a rather average looking person stood off to the side, trying to share what they had to say, but their hushed voice was drowned out by all the other booming voices in the room. It’s quite funny, really. This person, {Name}, spent– heaven knows how many hours practicing what they were going to say, was also the first few to show up, only to be pushed into a corner. And no matter how much they tried to step through the crowd or raise their voice, all their attempts were futile. Eventually, {Name} let out a heavy sigh, before making their way through the crowd to leave through the front door.

Upon stepping outside, {Name} felt the spring breeze gently caress their skin, they inhaled deeply, letting the faint smell of blossoms ease their mind. It was a rather peaceful evening, despite all the ruckus going on in the house behind them. The air wasn’t too hot or too cold, flowers were starting to blossom from all around, the petals and their scent being carried by the wind, and the sun was just starting to set over the horizon, with the skies becoming a mixture of blue, orange, and a dash of red. Honesty, all of it was a sight to see, but sadly, everyone was too frightened to pay it any mind. Who could blame them though, really. With this demon who’s caused nothing but constant dilemmas and chaos for heaven knows how long, it’s no wonder everyone here would be in distress all the time.

{Name} sighed heavily once more before rubbing their temples, not knowing whether to laugh or cry. All the commotion, and the sudden sound of glass breaking was truly starting to get on their nerves. Unfortunately, however, it had always been like this, whenever the town’s people would try to talk about getting rid of this demon, it always ended up getting physical, and In the end, getting nowhere. Honestly, all of it was ridiculous and {Name} was starting to get irritated by it. I mean, that’s why they attempted to be a part of this meeting in the first place. They thought maybe, just maybe, they could take some initiative and try to have everyone think rationally for once, and not be so hostile and rowdy.

Though, I guess looking back on it now, it was stupid to think someone so bashful and run-of-the-mill as them, could make a difference. If they can’t even fake the confidence to take matters into their own hands. Then hell, what good are they? The thought alone made them feel…useless. {Name} tilts their head back, in a poor attempt to keep the tears from falling. However, the tears trickled down their face regardless. Embarrassed by their current state, {Name} took off towards the direction of a nearby forest. They didn’t know where they were going, they didn’t think of how close it was to nightfall. All they could think about was getting to a safe place to let out their woes without any judgment.

𓆩ᥫ᭡𓆪 𓆩ᥫ᭡𓆪 𓆩ᥫ᭡𓆪

The labored villager continued to run throughout the unfamiliar territory, making impetuous twists and turns for heaven knows how long, trying their best to jump over fallen logs and moss covered rocks, and unaware of their ankles getting little cuts from open thorns and sticks.

{Name} continued on until they found a spot behind a tree, sinking down to the floor as they finally let go of all their sorrows. They didn’t want to continue living like this; Living in constant distress, with nothing ever being solved because everyone was already so stressed out and exhausted from this blasted demon. I mean, what did the people in the village ever do to him? Why must he keep coming back to attack everyone — even children? Is there some sort of unknown history we were all unaware of? Does the demon know something we don’t?

Whatever the case may be, {Name} just wanted it all to end. They couldn’t take another second of living in that village; where the people do nothing but scream and yell at each other and don’t take a second to just think rationally. There needs to be a change before this demon eventually gets bored of terrorizing everyone and does something worse. {Name} wanted to be that change. But they were foolish enough to think that would ever happen. “Why?” {Name} spoke. Their voice low and raspy from crying so much. They looked up at the starry night sky, unable to realize just how long they’ve been crying for. “Why must this happen to us? What did we ever do?” {Name} honestly didn’t know who they were talking to, or if they were even talking to someone at all. Hell, it would be a blessing in itself if their voice was even loud enough to reach anyone. “We have done everything. Prayed, made offerings, dedicated ourselves to you,” {Name’s} voiced a little louder, their face contorted with anger. “So why do you choose to ignore our pleas? Are we simply not worth your time?” A gentle breeze passed by, but {Name} paid it no mind as they waited for a response, a voice. A comforting breeze will do no good, it will not just magically make up for the constant neglect from the Heaven’s. {Name} knows they shouldn’t dare think this way, they know such thoughts would poison their soul, but they felt like they deserve some sort of proper response from someone. Their childhood had been damaged because of this vile creature, they watched as their parents went from kind and caring folks to aggressive and hostile ones. They used to welcome {Name} with loving arms, often trying to encourage them to be more confident in themselves, to not be afraid to stand up for what was right. But slowly, over the years, they started getting more…aggressive and uncaring towards {Name}.

Out of respect, I will not mention the things they have done. Though, I will say that it unfortunately got to the point where {Name} had become very skilled in tending to wounds.

The lonesome village felt another tear prick at the corner of their eyes, their head dropped as the fresh set of tears left little stains on their clothes. Please, just send someone, anyone, to take care of this demon. I would do anything in return, I promise.

The rapid crackling of leaves suddenly reverberated around the forest, {Name} nearly jumped out of their skin when they heard it. The lonesome villagers quickly wiped the remaining tears from their face before attempting to see the source of the noise.

From where they were, they managed to see a tall, humanoid figure running as fast as they could, the figure was wearing all black colored clothing so they could’ve easily blended in with the night. The only reason {Name} could see them was because of another figure dressed in all white colored clothing that was lazily thrown over the other one’s shoulder.

“WUKONG!! SAVE ME!!” The person in white yelled.

Without thinking, {Name} got up from their spot and started chasing after the strangers to the best of their ability. Their name wasn’t Wukong, but regardless the stranger was in trouble.

𓆩ᥫ᭡𓆪 𓆩ᥫ᭡𓆪 𓆩ᥫ᭡𓆪

The figure dressed in black was fast, {Name} will tell you that. The figure was jumping around while also making unexpected turns—which threw {Name} off a bit—all while the person in white continued to cry out to someone named Sun Wukong. Which, {Name} had no idea who that was, but they’re assuming Sun Wukong is this guy’s friend. Though, what’s a bit strange is that this guy, despite crying out for help, made little to no effort to fight against the person who was holding him captive.

After what felt like hours, {Name} managed to follow the figure to a cave that was located at the top of the mountain. {Name} heaved while trying to force themselves to walk further up the steep hill. Once at the top, they leaned up against the entrance of the cave, trying to catch their breath. “I wasn’t built for this shit,” they thought.

A moment or two had passed before {Name} looked further into the cave, borrowing the faint moonlight, {Name) couldn’t help but sigh in awe.

The cave was covered in foliage, with a few small waterfalls that flowed down from a few openings in the walls, and the moonlight only gave the place an ethereal glow.

“Shy Confessions” Pt. 1

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{Name} was astonished, never in their life have they ever seen something as elegant as this. It all made {Name} ponder about their own life choices. From their younger years, there were always these rowdy kids who always dismissed the adults' concerns and went as far as they wanted into the woods. The kids offered for {Name} to join them one time, but they timidly refused. Now looking back on it, Perhaps it wouldn’t have hurt to accept their offer.

After what felt like an incense time, {Name} carefully moved towards the cave, the light from the moon slowly warning the further they went, relying on the tiny luminous blue flowers that scattered throughout the cave. As time passed, {Name} couldn’t help but grow more nervous. I mean, what were they going to do? How were they going to save this stranger from someone who could be armed and is undoubtedly stronger then {Name} was, when just prior they were sitting in the dark crying because they can’t even get their voice to go up an octave or two.

Honestly, the smartest thing to do would’ve been to go search for this “Wukong” guy but nOoOo, they just had to prove themselves.

Sighing heavily, {Name} continued on, trying to ease their mind by taking in the scenery. Whoever that black-clad man was, and as horrible as it sounds, {Name} was glad this was the place the man led them to. While they walked, they suddenly came to an opening with a bunch of stone staircases leading in all different directions, leading to multiple different rooms. {Name} was about to walk past it before a rather rejoiceful voice echoed throughout the room. “How lucky, How lucky I am today!!” {Name’s} blood ran cold, they recognized that voice. It was the demon. {Name} had followed the demon back to where he lived!

Shit.

“Shy Confessions” Pt. 1

End of part 1!

I really hope you and Queen enjoyed it. I can’t guarantee when the next part will be out, but keep an eye out 👁️

Love you all!!


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