Scp Shitposting - Blog Posts
Dazai and Jack Bright would get along extremely well
Jack: I want to die Dazai: I want to die with a beautiful woman Jack: I can be a beautiful woman Dazai: Jack: Dazai: Jack: Dazai: Would you care to join me in a double suicide?
This is temporary agent squids from the amphibian division reminding you that YOU DO NOT RECOGNIZE THE BODIES IN THE WATER.
translation: Well, well, well, underwear possession is forbidden! inspiration from this artwork above ура я чето выложила!
I would like to make it known that I, Dr. Thompson, can now officially say that I can successfully use echolocation to navigate in the dark. No, I will not elaborate...
Dr. Wondertainment is indeed in fact just Willy Wonka, I dare anyone to even TRY to change my mind.
i'm on my bed, lying on my front and kicking my feet with a big goofy grin on my face, one that would make outsiders think i'm at that age where i start thinking about Boys.
as you inch closer to my laptop, you realise i am reading the SCP Wikidot.
The SCP Foundation son and AO3 daughter
I'm sorry lmao I just had to
I ain't a writer, but a while ago I made this, and I think yall crazy tumblr people would like it:
SCP-10111991:
SCP: 10111991 Containment Class: Safe Disruption Class: Vlam Risk Class: Caution Clearance Level: 2 (Restricted) Threat Level: Green
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-10111991-1 is kept in a standard humanoid containment cell, and is to be taken care of by the Site child psychologist.
Any civilian individual that comes within one mile of SCP-10111991-2 is to be escorted off of the premises, and told that the area is privately owned property. All foundation personnel on site should be given false identities of hired security of the area or forest rangers.
All interactions with civilians or on the rare chance there is any anomalous activity within the area, all reports should be directed to Doctor T███ F██.
Description: SCP-10111991-1 is a biologically human child believed to be around ██ years old. emerged from a cave leading to the inside of SCP-10111991-2 on █/██/201█. SCP-10111991-1 has rarely spoken once since its capture. SCP-10111991-1 has thaumaturgically high durability, and an ability to damage any biological creature much more than the average human child, no matter what weapon SCP-10111991-1 is using to harm any biological life. SCP-10111991-2 is a cavern located under a mountain located near Manchester, New Hampshire. On the western side of the mountain is a shallow cave with some variety of Thaumaturgical shield with the effect of not allowing any sentient life to pass through it. SCP-10111991-2 is believed to have multiple different biomes within. The Biomes within consist of (but are not limited to) a Snowy Forest, a Volcanic Region, a Flooded area, a Desert, and several areas that have developed buildings and technology. There are signs that there were or are a race of sentient beings living within SCP-10111991-2.SCP-10111991-3 is an unknown substance scattered throughout a large section of the underground area of SCP-10111991-2. SCP-10111991-3 is believed to possibly be the remains of deceased SCP-10111991-4 instances. SCP-10111991-4 are a species of thaumaturgically composed sentient life, believed to exist or have previously existed within SCP-10111991-2. It is theorized that some may still be alive, and it may be possible to contact SCP-10111991-4.
