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when suddenly the door opens in the ancient temple that you and your 68 year old uncle broke into and you find out he had already been trying for 65 years when he realised you are the key because youre now 14 years old and your middle name is Kile which by the way is not even Key or Kilo but is somehow still good enough to unlock the kilo door (KILO DOOR) and so he lured you into the temple to then get you to go down 100 miles to the kilo door (KILO DOOR) using the rope you got as a present from your mom which coincidentally is exactly 100 miles long while this whole time your uncle has been pretending to forget about all the booby traps even though he'd been in there every single day since he was 3 which he did admit to but yes OH MY GOD what a shock
I'm not sure who actually wants to see this, but here is AJ as GOD (secretly undercover as an instagram model)
I was snooping around in the sfth patreon and I realized we're all just big nerds arent we
like everyone in this fandom is so so sweet but also just so theoretical about the longforms and the individual characters and how the different timelines all fit together and what would happen if characters from different timelines would meet and what their life would be like years later
and I just feel like if we were all in one classroom together, we would be giving tedtalks to eachother about our theories
like imagine us all just nerding out together, wouldnt that be great
its so hilarious to me that even when Luke says the most out of pocket thing, they're so used to it by now that it doesnt faze them anymore
look at AJ watching them like this is perfectly normal
'Shut up, okay?' *shocked* 'Shut up.' *immediate defeat*
I will NEVER stop posting gifs of them hugging they're the softest, sweetest lil beans and I love them
I don't think anything has ever made me laugh more than this scene, so I just had to make a tiny little edit of it and share it with everyone
'Am I going to be able to deliver this slap? What if I just slooowly turn around and as I'm turning I keep talking to distract hi- YES I DID IT!'
'Sorrysorrysorry (I really enjoyed that)'
the SOUND of the slaps is incredible
I absolutely LOVED all the sfth content we got yesterday, so here's one of my favourite highlights in the Bill Murray stream -> Garden Ho Gnome Sam
when I finally get up after procrastinating in bed for two hours
I wish I could bottle this man up and bring him everywhere with me
when you see your crush and you want to seem like a dainty lil gorl
Tom: 'BOYS' Luke: 'I like boys' Tom: *giggling* 'He said he likes boys'
*doing a normal scene* -> AJ and Sam (out of nowhere) putting their fingers in each others mouths
a progressively more distressed Tom: 'WHAT AM I MEANT TO DO WITH THAT???'
'Well, I had two things on my list this morning. It was eat breakfast and cure cancer... and my Coco Pops are GONE!'
~ Monica Gaga in sfth liveshow 14-10-24 ~
there was absolutely no hesitation on Tom's part
I didn't think anyone would see my comment on something that was posted on patreon 5+ months ago, but of course Tom did :) what a lovely man he is