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bluejaybirb

5 years ago

HAPPY late BIRTHDAY DECEIT

now time for snake puns

A woman tried to order an exotic snake online, but was surprised to find that when the package arrived, it contained only feathered scarves.

Looks like they boa cons tricked her.

What is a snake’s favorite dance?

The Mamba.

What did the snake give to his S/O?

A goodnight hiss

Why was the snake mad at the jewel thief?

Because he wanted his diamondback

What does an exhibitionist snake wear to the beach?

A pythong.

What do you call a snake with no clothes on?

Snaked.