Spencer Reid Scenario - Blog Posts
Emily: i can't find my pen. are you sitting on it again?
Y/n: no.
Emily: stand up.
Y/n: i don't want to.
Emily: why?
Y/n: *mumbling* because i'm probably sitting on your pen š
when ur enjoying a fic then y/n gets a name and a race out of nowhere
(do i seem like a suzie to you????)
when they canāt fill out their sleeves
iām afflicted with
onlylikingsubbyand/orpath-eticmenosis
(omgā¦)
(me right now)
the duality of man
*teary eyed* āi love you both so munchā i mean muchā
why canāt I find a boy my age?
my type:
when your types a nerd
at this stage in spencerās life heās living out being a horny teen, because he was 12 in high school
āheās so baby girlāā¦. is a 40 year old man
I like my men smart
I canāt fix himā¦. But I can fuck him
14x08
Spencerās handsā¦ save me
The fact that neither of them is into me š„²
literally in love with the fact that both spencer reid and mgg are into magic
Hi Mei!! ā” How about Reid dating a sunshine!reader who tells obviously wrong facts when he is in earsight, just to mess with him? Bc I think it would be so funny šš Anyway, have a nice day, and thank you so much for all your quality content, you're saving lives <333
"Oh my god Emily, you're never gonna believe this," You lean in towards the brunette grinning at you, but your voice stays loud enough for Spencer to hear across the desk, "I just found out that bowling is more dangerous than dinosaurs are."
Her brow dips but her lips quirk up, "Alright, you've hooked me. What's the punchline?"
"No punchline," You shake your head, feeling Reid's curious stare on the back of it, "In 2019 someone died at a bowling alley after slipping on the floor and splitting his head open. But in that same year, there wasn't a single death by dinosaur. Isn't that insane?"
Spencer is already piping up before Emily can properly laugh, but you can still hear her beneath his frantic, "Uh, honey, that's not- that's not exactly right. I mean, dinosaurs would be incredibly dangerous, if any of them were still alive. Which, in 2019- uh, they were not."
"Statistically speaking, Spence," You use his favorite phrase against him, but you're not sure he picks up on the teasing grin set on your face beyond the concern he's stewing in, "You can't argue with the numbers."
"Well- you can't, but in 2019, the number of dinosaurs alive was zero, so that's- that's the only number that really matters, baby, but if you wanted to read more about the risks associated with communal sports venues, I'd be happy to share some articles I've looked into on-"
"Ah, leave it to Reid to turn a sick-ass discussion about dinosaurs about the dangers of fun," Morgan scoffs. He wasn't in on your plan from the beginning, but he's happy to jump on the bandwagon, "Besides, the last Jurassic Park movie was made in 2022, so there were dinosaurs alive, duh."