Steve Cobs Ii - Blog Posts

I am eating little Steve Cobs😋

I am sure that MePhone4 was born with the brainrot. His first words were “skibidi toilet”💖💖💖

And that’s the reason why Steve Cobs hates him💖

I really want to make an au in which Cobs had a child before he created the Meeple Inc.

So… That child was an apple, and that child really liked robots and had a dream about creating their own company which will make helpful robots! And then that child dies.

Cobs makes the Meeple Inc because of his child’s dream; he wants to achieve that dream just for his child. And he starts building robots BECAUSE his child used to like them. And the Meeple logo is literally the silhouette of his dead child.

And Cobs really wants one of his creations to act like his child, because he really misses his child. But the robots will always act different, no matter how hard he tries. And then he builds MePhone4.

MePhone4 acts exactly like how Cob’s real child used to act. But, unfortunately, it doesn’t help; Cobs isn’t happy. In fact, the way MePhone4 acts just always triggers Steve Cobs (which is the reason why he treats MePhone4 so badly).

I HAVEN’T GONE CRAZY YET I SWEAR😭

Buuuuuuuut… I really want to write a fic with this kind of plot

So. I have some things to say about this scene, and in particular this piece of dialogue between the finalist duo and cobs.

I've been thinking about how inherently unsettling the way cobs says this is - "you both are safe", "there has to be a winner". cobs basically views the show as if he was the one who made it, and treats the contestants like characters. he has shown through 'killing' the contestants that he does not see them as real people, and acts like he’s the show’s... producer or director, toying with/manipulating MePhone and seeing himself as pulling the strings behind the curtain. Brian Koch said during one of his livestreams that he even has favorite 'characters' (Knife and Cheesy), which just dehumanizes them more.

So the fact that Cobs is talking about how he basically has plans for the season finale, to give it a ‘proper ending’ - plans for Knife and Suitcase, when he doesn't even view them as real and simply as just an extension of MePhone's immature nature, cannot mean anything good. He's keeping them both 'safe' only to finish the show, which who KNOWS how he intends to end it!! Maybe he hangs the finalists and the other contestants' safety over MePhone's head, blackmailing him into coming back to Meeple Headquarters. Maybe he pits the finalists against each other in some messed up way, maybe even violent! Maybe he manipulates the duo into being infuriated at mephone, and he leverages that anger against him. Would he even let them go back to the hotel?? They're stuck in Meeple Headquarters basically, stuck with HIM.

Cobs is essentially showing that he is in control now, that he intends to end the show HIS way. He even explicitly SAID that the only reason they aren’t in danger (from MePhoneX) was because there 'has to be a winner'. And for me that just gives off extremely Unsettling Vibes.

Idk if this makes any sense - basically, the knifecase duo are probably in trouble, and I am ANXIOUS to see what cobs is cooking up for them.