I just got hit by the most universe starting cramps. I'm on the floor, writing my will, vomit pooling on the floor beside me. This is it. This is the end. Tell my cat I love her.
Cramp Sandwich
All you need:
Mustard
Pickle
Tortilla
Pepper
Sounds disgusting, could be worse. It gets rid of muscle cramps (sorry not period cramps thow) so quick!