VIDEO GAMES
SUPER MARIO
Luigi
Falling In Love
“He asked for no Pickles”
SALLY FACE
Sal Fisher
Stupid, Beautiful Boy
Why Would You?
AHHHHHHHHHHH
popular reader
Larry Johnson
Bikini Kill
BALDURS GATE 3
Astarion
Like Real People Do
Reader is Horn
GENSHIN IMPACT
Kaeya
Drabble
HONKAI STAR RAIL
Caelus
Another Me in Another World
Sunday
Get used to it
Snow Day
Boothill
I’m just baking cookies
Veritas Ratio
Stubborn Stubborn Stubborn
Life Is Strange
Nathan Prescott
The Rich Asshole
𖦹.✧˚ MY MAN MY MAN MY MAN 𖦹.✧˚
༘˚⋆𐙚。⋆𖦹.✧˚The Classic Luigi Dilemma™ → Luigi is too nice for his own good. When the waiter sets down his plate and he realizes they got his order completely wrong, he just freezes for a second, staring at it like it personally betrayed him.
༘˚⋆𐙚。⋆𖦹.✧˚Internal Panic Mode → His brain immediately starts short circuiting. Do I say something? No, that’d be rude! But I didn’t order this! But maybe it’s fine? But I was really looking forward to- oh no, they’re walking away :(
༘˚⋆𐙚。⋆𖦹.✧˚The Nervous Little Smile™ → Instead of complaining, he just awkwardly chuckles and goes, “O-oh! Haha, well, um… guess I’ll just eat this, then.” Meanwhile, you can see the disappointment in his eyes
. ༘˚⋆𐙚。⋆𖦹.✧˚Your Protective Instincts Kick In → Oh, absolutely not. This is Luigi, your sweet, beautiful, anxious boy. He deserves to eat what he actually ordered. So, before he can talk himself into suffering through it, you wave down the waiter.
༘˚⋆𐙚。⋆𖦹.✧˚Luigi’s Immediate Reaction → His eyes widen in pure terror. “W-wait, no, it’s fine! I don’t wanna cause trouble—”
༘˚⋆𐙚。⋆𖦹.✧˚But You’re Already On It → With the sweetest but firmest voice, you politely explain that they got his order wrong and ask them to fix it. You make sure to be nice (because you know he’d feel bad otherwise), but there’s no way you’re letting him sit there with something he doesn’t want.
༘˚⋆𐙚。⋆𖦹.✧˚Luigi.exe Has Stopped Working → He just stares at you in awe, cheeks heating up. His brain is going, Oh no they’re standing up for me I think I’m in love all over again.
༘˚⋆𐙚。⋆𖦹.✧˚The Waiter Fixes It, and Luigi is So Grateful → The moment they walk away with his plate, he looks at you like you just saved his life. “You… you really didn’t have to do that,” he mumbles, embarrassed but so touched. ༘˚⋆𐙚。⋆𖦹.✧˚You Just Smile → “Of course I did! You deserve to get what you actually ordered, Luigi.”
༘˚⋆𐙚。⋆𖦹.✧˚Flustered Boyfriend Mode Activated → He gets so shy but also so in love. He keeps fidgeting with his napkin, mumbling something about how amazing you are.
༘˚⋆𐙚。⋆𖦹.✧˚The Happiest Green Bean → When his correct order finally arrives, he thanks the waiter about five times and then immediately takes a bite, beaming. “Mmm! Grazie!” he says, looking at you with pure adoration.
༘˚⋆𐙚。⋆𖦹.✧˚Bonus: Extra Softness → The rest of the meal, he keeps sneaking little glances at you, still blushing. At one point, he shyly reaches for your hand under the table and squeezes it. “You’re the best, you know that?”
⋆˚✿˖° Picture this ⋆˚✿˖°
Dinner was supposed to be relaxing. A nice little date, just you and Luigi, eating at a cozy restaurant in Toad Town. The kind of place with checkered tablecloths, candles on every table, and the smell of fresh-baked bread in the air.
Luigi had been excited, too he’d spent the entire walk here rambling about how much he was craving their famous mushroom risotto. So when the waiter finally brought out your food and set a plate of… was that seafood pasta? in front of him, you knew something was wrong.
Luigi blinked at the plate. Then again. Like he was hoping it would magically turn into what he actually ordered.
“Oh! Uh… haha…” He let out a nervous chuckle, shifting in his seat. “W-well, um… I guess this looks good too…?”
You frowned. “Lu, that’s not what you ordered.”
He waved a hand, already trying to play it off. “Oh, it’s no big deal! I, uh… I like pasta?” He stabbed a shrimp with his fork, his expression betraying him entirely.
Yeah, no. Absolutely not.
Before he could talk himself into just eating it, you waved down the waiter. Luigi’s eyes immediately widened in panic.
“W-wait, no, no, it’s fine! I don’t wanna bother—”
“Excuse me,” you said, smiling at the waiter, “but I think there was a mix-up. He actually ordered the mushroom risotto.”
The waiter glanced at the plate, realization dawning. “Oh! My apologies, I’ll fix that right away.”
“No problem!” you said cheerfully.
The moment the waiter walked off with his incorrect order, Luigi turned to you, absolutely beside himself. “You—you didn’t have to do that!” His face was already pink, hands nervously fiddling with his napkin. “I mean, they’re busy, and I-I didn’t wanna be a bother, and—”
You reached across the table and squeezed his hand, effectively shutting him up.
“Luigi,” you said, giving him a look. “You deserve to eat what you actually ordered.”
His mouth opened, but no words came out. He just stared at you, completely flustered, eyes full of awe like you just pulled off the most heroic act imaginable.
“I-I…” He cleared his throat, squeezing your hand back. “…Grazie.”
When the waiter finally returned with the correct dish, Luigi thanked him at least five times before eagerly taking his first bite. His entire face lit up in pure happiness.
“Mmm! Oh, it’s so good!” He practically melted into his seat, finally able to enjoy his meal. Then, he glanced at you, still pink in the face. “You, uh… you’re really amazing, you know that?”
You just grinned, nudging his foot under the table. “I do know that, actually.”
Luigi let out a shy little laugh, cheeks still burning. But before he could get too flustered, he shyly reached for your hand again, holding it under the table as he ate.
You didn’t miss the way his thumb softly rubbed against your skin.
Yeah. Totally worth it.