Tales From Ashore - Blog Posts
"Tell Tale Heart" is the extreme reaction to "Miley Cyrus Blue Eyes"
Who Was Killed?- England: alright, no strong feelings about this one
Reported The Body- Nyo!Germany: That tracks, she seems like the responsible type
Who is Your Partner- Austria: I don't feel like this is going to be too productive but it could be much worse
The Grieving Widow- Nyo!Germany: ?!?! I mean, I guess that makes sense why she reported the body?
Your Clue- Perfume smell: god I would get such a headache from that
Who Saw Him Alive Last- France: Help why does this make sense
Prime Suspect- FINLAND??? HUH???
Suspected Accomplice- LATVIA???
Was Killed After Being Questioned- ESTONIA??? That's it Latvia ain't a suspect anymore. Unless Estonia faked his death, which feels like something he would do
Ran From The Police- Canada, my guy, what do you know?
Gave You & Your Partner A Clue- Nyo!Germany: she is out here doing The Most
Skipped Town- Hungary: good on you, but perhaps that's why my partner here is Austria
Who You Convicted For The Crimes- Poland: Be gay do crimes
Who Actually Did It?- LITHUANIA! What did you do to Estonia??? Also, he definitely planned this with Poland.
YOU CAN HAVE DOUBLES WITH ANYONE BUT THE PERSON WHO IS DEAD FOR OBVIOUS REASONS. IF YOU GET THEM FOR SOMETHING ELSE YOU HAVE TO ROLL AGAIN. OBVIOSULY IF SOMETHING DOES NOT MAKE SINCE YOU CAN RETRY TOO. (LIKE YOUR PARTNER RUNNING FROM YOU AND HIM. HE CAN'T RUN BECAUSE HE'S THERE. STUFF LIKE THAT.)Don't forget to put your results in the notes so everyone can see your wild and wacky time!
For Google Chrome and mobile use screen shots. If not you will get the base choice not a random one. If you are using something else you can use the click and drag method for a randomized choice.
I've been really into the Noir aesthetic lately, been reading a mystery and watching old black and white movies. So I thought I would throw both of my niches together. Other Games: Your Hetalia Love Story Cliché Prom Experience Hetalia Christmas Party Your Hetalia Gakuen story
Answer Key (To make posting results easier) Who Was Killed?- Reported The Body- Who is Your Partner- The Grieving Widow- Your Clue- Who Saw Him Alive Last- Prime Suspect- Suspected Accomplice- Was Killed After Being Questioned- Ran From The Police- Gave You & Your Partner A Clue- Skipped Town- Who You Convicted For The Crimes- Who Actually Did It?-
Hypothetically, what would the ramifications of a soulmate au type of system be on cultures where imperial harems, or just polygamy in general, is a thing?
Is it just me or do any of y’all also routinely forget that obey me is an otome game?
Ango is the type of guy to look at an organization, ask “is anybody gonna betray that” and not wait for an answer.
I did not know today was National Sandwich Day but I had a compulsion to make bread yesterday night.
Some prophecy level bs right here
Purugly learns body slam a few months later and thankfully by that time it has learned to not jump on people.
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Oh my god WEED CAT
IT’S GREEN TOO
Hi it’s me again, back with more Pokémon brainrot
Satan and the glameow/purugly line
Dude imagine it evolving in the middle of the day and suddenly it’s over 10x it’s normal weight (it would be funnier if it’s jumped into someone’s arms and just crushes whoever it is-what do you mean you don’t want a whole 96.6 pounds and cat in your arms)
oh he would be so offended that whoever names pokemon called this cat purugly. he'd be mashing furiously through ik's pokedex trying to figure out who did it so that he can call them and give them piece of his damn mind, because NO cat is ugly and HOW DARE THEY IMPLY SUCH A THING
i think he would be a teensy bit sad that it can't ride around on his shoulder anymore (like ik having taught it to while it was still a glameow), but the good thing is purugly still adores him, so he can use it as leverage against his brothers - who do not want to get scratched, thank you very much
Okay,okay hear me out:
mimikyu wears a pikachu costume
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barbatos feels a disturbance in the force whilst encountering pikachu
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Ik has a mimikyu (as her first mon no less)
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CONCLUSION: Barbatos gets an odd feeling at the back of his head when seeing ik with all her mon following her around and he just CANNOT work out why
Hello!
I was just reading your Pokémon trainer ik au and I know ik doesn’t have a raticate or rattata but I’m just imagining, through some shenanigan or another, Barbatos ends up running into one and just loses his entire mind.
honestly i'd say any of rodent-like pokemon would give barbatos the heebie-jeebies, no matter how cute they are
pikachu, for example, the electric mouse pokemon - but barbatos doesn't know that. the little guy's sweet, sure! but.... why does he feel such a heavy fog weighing on him when he looks at it.......
also yeah he would take one look at a raticate (0.7m and 18.5kg) and pass out immediately
I respect @noose-lion but what if it is organic material (at least for how the anime does it) since picking the Steinbeck example the guy was at least wearing denim which is cotton.
By the way, wasn’t there something about a cloth in Fifteen? (I didn’t actually get to read the light novel)
More crackish bs over here, but if it’s organic material what are the limitations: organic as in naturally derived, or organic as in chemically speaking?
If no longer human only works with skin on skin contact then won't a condom negate the nullification?
I don’t care if modern fridges have instaview technology, I will still end up opening it to inspect and inevitably come back five minutes later to open it again.
I know this has been done but:
One Brother: Why are you interrupting my date with MC?
The others:
I just read this as Jamil’s board
To be fair I was scrolling through my following and was in the midst of Twisted Wonderland posts.
Just shortened Hogwarts Legacy to Hog Leg in conversation
H a m
I’m fucking cackling
I just saw an ad for “reusable period underwear”
What the fuck do you mean by that are you not reusing the underwear you use when you are on your period because I just checked in with my biologically female friends and they all agree that that is not in fact what happens
On today's episode of Greek History:
Man digs up random graves on obscure islands until he finds a suitable one to loudly proclaim as Theseus
One of my chem profs once had the draw function on his iPad glitch and produce a really funky loop de loop arrow and responded to that with “look at that elaborate, rather sexy arrow”
So you know when you go into a game going like “that one will be my favourite character” but then you play for a bit and it completely changes?
Yeah so funnily enough I don’t really see this with Levi stans, which is really fucking funny to me because this demographic legit looked at the guy and went like “yes that one” and actually stuck with it.
Devildom Hot Springs and Overanalyzing their Atmospheric Pressure Pt.2: Cooking
Since pressure cookers cook things faster how the fuck would cooking in the Devildom work? As we sort of analyzed the atmospheric pressure of the devildom here
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Imagine if the reason why Solomon's cooking is that bad is because he's still using the same cook times as on Earth and overcooking things at such stupid high pressure his food literally goes nuclear (I know that the pressure isn't nearly enough but it's funny okay.
Devildom Hot Springs and Overanalyzing their Atmospheric Pressure
I remember this one post that I saw a while ago talking about how the hot springs in the devildom and their ridiculous temperatures so I decided to actually go and overanalyze it.
So in one of the chats Asmodeus says that the hot spring in the Devildom is a balmy 400 Fahrenheit (or around 200 degrees Celsius), which sounds like bullshit because water boils at 100 degrees C or 212 F.
But water boils at higher temperatures at higher atmospheric pressure. According to The Engineering Toolbox, water would boil at around 400 F at 17 bara which is around 16.8 atmospheres.
But hot springs are not at boiling temperature, and Asmo describes the water as 'balmy.' The standard Japanese hot spring is around 40 Celsius, meaning that 400F should be less than halfway to boiling (especially since it's 'balmy'). However that would mean that the pressure is above 220 bar or above 217 atmosphere since water boils at around 373 C in those conditions.
The NCBI provides a hypothetical limit for the amount of pressure humans can withstand based on how far a human can dive (article here) and it's around 100 atmospheres (which honestly what the fuck humanity). But that is still below what we think the pressure in the devildom is and I don't think it is advisable to stay for long in those conditions.
What the fuck is the MC made of for them to be able to withstand this.
(Also was going to talk about Solomon too since he's also human but that guy is immortal I'm not putting things past him by this point)
Wolves and Lamb
I need a drawing or a drabble where there is just a lamb amongst a pack of wolves but the lamb is a murder lamb and the wolves just roll with the punches.
Just realized it's really funky when I see 'lmaoooo' because that basically just means 'laugh my ass off off off off'
I once compared our Latin class to alcoholism right in front of the prof because “it’s so bad for my mental health and yet I keep coming back for more” and he just agreed and went on with his day