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Didn't I tell you guys "do not the bread" ?
We should be fine as long as we do not reblog bread.
A causa de un desequilibrio de hormonas tf2 y falta de proteínas source, fuerzo mis gustos en otros.
Una colección.
Memes de baja calidad
Brainrot final. The killin is done.
Aquí estan unas ediciones que utilizo como foto de perfil.
Profile picture for when we were hunting ice monsters in winter, but its hot in my country, so...
Not tf2 but. Knuckles my beloved ❤️
Brainrot beta. Ah, that's the stuff!
Lmafo.
Temporal profile picture for the season and hype. Nobody said a thing nor replied to me :c. But yeah! I was happy! I didn't forced, it was just my profile picture c:
There's more... 🍞
Gonna post later
Have you guys seen that one joe exotic insta post with kabuto (under the cut)
Soldier isn't actually my favorite merc but his personality is so fun and for some reason he speaks to me creatively.
my personal headcanon yeah
my friend sent me THIS so I HAD to do it
what would you do in this situation
I got it you guys like memes, huh
I forgot I have tumblr page😂💀
enough with arts I'm back on memes
GREAT GOOGLY MOOGLY
Uhm, TW for slight suggestiveness? I don't really know...
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Yeah I dunno I was bored ❤️
Also pls ignore my WONDERFUL ability to post frequently! I kinda forget that I'm supposed to like...show stuff on here I dunno man
I’ve been seeing my silly stupid TF2 memes floating around several sites so I thought I might as well post them here lmao
Enjoy the product of my dumb dumb brain
rare sniper art
laughed the whole time I was drawing this-
...
Man, you made my whole f-[redacted]-g year just by existing...
That's why I love you, man 💖💕
— ⚰️👍
!WARNING!
!!PLS DO NOT DRAW ANYTHING BACK! NO FANARTS NO NO NO! PLS FOR ME DONT DO ART ART ART BACK !!
Anyways here are fanarts for these TF2 artists!!!
@fusemelt - tradesman,
@tacoshellc5458 - fish man fish fish,
@sad-boy3 - junitor (holy god i thought i lost ya forever! Btw sorry for naming ya wrong on this paper!)
@magpye-xio - amsel ludwig,
@ruthytwoshakes - glider,
@shyartistscorner - showman,
@the-treefort-au - woe (is this correct?),
@ranger-la-criatura - ranger,
@bucketofjaybirds-bucket-emporium - chemist,
@dumbhomestump - trower,
@thestrangelyalwaysconfused - priest/exorsist,
@insanityloss - nurses,
@tf2occontest lol just miss P. ,
@hachixb - Trickster,
@asleepingsunflower - beawler,
@officiallygrapesoda - broker
Love yaaa!!
Hey there good looking person. Are we having a great day? Bc if not i god i hope your day gets better bc you DESERVE IT!! MVA here is kiss and now go and have fun!!
I got to the point of redrawing memes, yay...
Original image that I found on Pinterest (yes, I look for all my inspiration on Pinterest, please don't hit me-)
And yes, I'm still trying to find my style. I think I should switch from something too anatomical to a more cartoonish style, but that's just difficult for me too. I wanna destroy myself for my useless...
— just... Stump.
Well... Uh... I don't know why I did this...
I'm really sorry, but I was trying to make some sort of meme... I think I screwed up again.
(And yes, I'm still trying to find my drawing style, but even here I can't come up with anything original.)
+ BONUS. Alternative version with BLU Medic.
(I didn't mean to offend anyone's opinion about the Medic, I was just trying to be funny. I apologize in advance.)
- Stump.
Seat saved for you
◇ Team Fortress characters 7th comic timeline and GenderNeutral!Reader - [platonic,family dynamic]
Your breath puffed in faint clouds, as the sun was slowly hiding behind mountains of snow. You walked through a neighbourhood, gazing at houses decorated on Smissmas with bright lights and other plastic holiday-themed decorations. You hold a small letter addressed specifically to you from your old friend, Scout, or now, Jeremy Willis, who was inviting you to join and celebrate holidays this year. You couldn't show up on previous ones, you worked alongside Miss Pauling, helping her get rid of even the smallest connection mercs ever had with the TF industry. You spend over six years helping them, just so they can live normal lives. After long years of destroying the past, you were happy to enjoy the future.
When you got that letter, you answered, promising to show up.
A cold wind was blowing the at back of your neck, as you slowly raised your hand to knock on doors. You waited, ready for someone to open them, tapping your foot over the wooden porch, in the meantime checking if you had everything on you, soon doors opened, and you couldn't stop smiling knowing you'd get to see them again, after seven years.
◇ ◇ ◇
"Oh hey! It's You !" Jeremy opened the door, welcoming you with a wide smile on his face "Get in here, you big dummy"
"Hello there Jeremy! I am late?" You asked.
Fortunately for you, they were just getting started. You put away your coat and presents you brought for others and change your boots, not wanting to dirty the floor with wet shoes. Scout led you to the living room from which loud sounds of laughter were heard. As you walked, you listened to your friend, thanking you for showing up and sticking around for so long. You sparkled with joy at every word he was saying, still in disbelief at how much this loud boy had grown.
"Alright c'mon before this gets embarrassin' " you smirked, knowing it kinda already did.
"Miss Pauling brought us a turkey! But just remember...-"
Both of you stepped into the warm bright light of the room, it blinded you for a moment, but when your eyes adjusted, you saw them all sitting around a large table with a smile on each familiar face. Not the fake one. No. It was the true smile of joy, happiness, freedom, ...of life.
It was something..... that even the most positive words could not describe.
"We couldn't' have done any of this without you."
...you?
You stood there, eyes slowly filling with tears as wide smile showed up on you face. You stared at Scout, who was pointing at saved seat for you, waiting for you to sit down and join them. You walked up to him...and gave him big hug.
"Thank you..." you wishpered, before letting him go.
You sat down, and noticed a man sitting on your left next to you. Was it-
"I see you finally decided to join us"
It was Spy. You tried hard not to freak out, or scream in joy, so you just cracked wide stupid smile.
Everyone started do what they did best, the started to talk loudly, asking you many questions about you job, life, family, everything! You were happy to meet in person their family members, little girl named Tanya was the first one to introduce herself and invited you to play with them. Other kids swarmed you like bee's, wanting all your attention to themselves. So did Pyro, who was holding your arm close to their chest, expressing how much they missed you. Fortunately you were saved by Heavy, who invited you for a drink alongside Medic, Demo, Engi and Sniper. Later Solider pulled you aside to introduce you to his children [with interesting choice of names] and his loving wife Zhanna, who gave you death threat if you try to look at her man in any funny way. At least she gave you strong handshake. Later Heavy's youngest sister Bronislava handed you over some pictures she took, from simple selfies to group photos with men you used to work with but never stop beeing friends with.
◇ ◇ ◇
Hours passed but for you it didn't matter. Time was not a thing when you were with them all, enjoying every second of chaotic energy they brought to this room. Scout was more than happy to see how you and his kids bonded, especially after you told them stories about how their father saved your life many times, how they beat up the bad guys and uncovered secrets together. For the little ones it was one check of a fairly tale, but for you it was your past. Then loud booming was heard outside, as sky sparkled with colors.
"Fireworks!" Kids shouted as they run past you, pining their face to the window and watching with aw how sky lights up on many different colors. As kids watched you sneak away, to join the adults in the living room, to take a break. Spy poured some water in your glass, and handed it to you with gentle smile. You took a sip and looked around, memories coming back to you. It was a long time ago.... wasn't it?
Well
This party just like every party will end, but memories from it will stay in your mind, sorry but you won't forget those nine morons in a lonnggggg time ha! Enjoy this party, even if you have to know it will end eventually, because this won't go on forever... but long enough to make fantastic moment that soon you'll be calling memories.
At that moment Scout rased his glass and shouted "Wishing you Merry Smissmas everyone!"
Team shouted with joy as you joined them, with bright smile on your face, feeling lucky to meet this team all those years ago.
Hello again,
I feel bad for asking for multiple things, but... could you do like a heavy story?
Take care,
-Tavern/Stary
[Don't be! I love taking requests! Besides not many people text to me anyway so don't feel bad! Thank you for texting to me!💀🌌]
Ropes and Dingos
◇ TF2 Heavy (non canon)story
◇ warning: some blood and violence
"Hello"
The day started pretty chaotic. Scout was hiding from Medic, Spy found Demo asleep in his wardrobe, Soldier was mad at Merasmus for not celebrating 4th of July with him, and Medic was looking for Scout to sew him extra limbs. Heavy meanwhile was alone in the kitchen, making himself a nice coffee to start the day. He sat down on the chair, ready to take a sip when suddenly the phone in the living room started ringing. Since no one was around, he put the cup of coffee on the table and picked up the phone.
"Oh good! It's you, Heavy. Pauling here. We have a job for you. It's from the Administrator herself"
"What does the old woman want now." he asked.
"Well, she- huh? You want to- sure. Of course. Heavy Administrator wants to talk to you"
For a moment, things went quiet, and then finally he heard a deep breath and a sharp voice answered him.
"I have a proposition for you. And believe me, it is worth your time"
She stopped and lit another cigarette.
"Do you remember the last time we spoke? It was when you fought against your fire loving friend. I remember giving them new weapons and leaving you with nothing. But today, it might change. I can deliver new weapons to you by the end of the week. Does that sound good for you?"
"Heavy wants to know the prize for it. I know that offers like this don't come without doing something in return"
"Going straight to the point, I see? Verry well, the administrator placed her hand on the folder that was lying down on her table.
"Last week, I was looking through files Saxton Haled had sent us. Mostly useless garbage that is not even worth mentioning. But one of them caught my eye. It was about Charles Darlings' zoo. Or more like a piece of newspaper from that day. A famous Australian philosopher made a bet that he would enter a dingo cage with his hands and feet tied and escape alive. Of course, I failed because the ropes with which he tied his hands were made of australium. After this 'accident,' no one went inside that cage again. I'm starting to think you know what I want you to do"
"Yes. Heavy also wants to know why you are sending Heavy and not someone else."
"Huh. For a man that doesn't speak much, you do have a lot of questions"
She sighed.
"It's because my last messenger fell into the Tuforts river with nuclear toxins. The hallucinations were so strong that now she thinks she is a mermaid and lives in a well. And because I want to see if you succeed. Is this a sufficient answer for you?"
"Yes. " Heavy answered.
"Good. Miss Pauling will send you more details later and remember. Succed, and you'll be rewarded, fail, and you'll get nothing. That is all"
After those words, she hung up. Heavy sighed and went to his room, waiting for more information about his mission.
A couple of hours later, Heavy stepped into the zoo. He was wearing more civilian clothes and had a small bag, full of necessary equipment. He walked up to the map to find where the Dingo paddock was. Soon, he was walking down the path until he stopped, noticing tape straped around, with a big sign next to it saying : DINGO PADDOCK CLOSED.
Of course, that didn't stop him because he just passed under the tape and started walking along the path, finally reaching his destination. He looked around and noticed a small building with an open door. He quickly went inside and looked around. It was a small control room, with cameras placed around the paddock, and next to it was a huge door. Heavy opened them, walking inside and quickly he noticed that there were leaves surrounding him, but they weren't real, just made of plastic. He looked around, but there were no Dingos in sight. Maybe they took them? That would explain why their paddock was closed today to the public. He started to walk, soon noticing something behind small rocks. As he got closer, he recognized it was the ropes made out of australium he was tasked to get. He reached his hand out but stopped after hearing a growl on his left. He immediately stood up, ready to fight. He started to hear more barking and growls from left and right, when suddenly from the front, Dingo jumped at him, biting his hand. Heavy backed away and threw him away into a small pool. This is when the other one showed up, growling at Heavy. He quickly was ready for the attack from the front when Dingo he threw into the pool and jumped at him from behind. Soon, both of the Dingos were biting him wildly. Heavy didn't have a choice and started to punch both of them, throwing them away, soon backing up to the all. This is when he looked at both of them, skinny, dirty dogs. Both of the growled at Heavy, looking really hungry.
This is when Heavy reached into his bagpack. For a weapon? A knife? No. He took out his sandwich. Soon, both Dingo stopped and started to sniff, Heavy raised his eyebrow and threw his sandwich on the side. Surprisingly....it worked. Two Dingo run after the sandwich, when one of them barked. Soon from behind the rocks where the rope was, small puppy walked out. Little pup ran to his parents and started to eat. Heavy slowly walked to the rocks and took the ropes, then quickly he ran out of there, closing the doors behind him. He sighed, putting the roped into his bag. He was ready to leave when he heard multiple footsteps. Quickly, he hid himself in the storage room. At that same moment, three men walked in.
"You got the weapons?" one of them asked.
"Yea. Are you sure we have to do this?"
"Of course I'm Darling payed us to kill those two adults."
"Why?" the worker asked again.
"Because those are the last dingos in the world, you idiot. After we get the big ones, the small one will be transported to Darlings mansion. Probably to be put there as his new trophy or somethin' "
"Alright guys, less talkin' more workin' " the third worker spoke, loading his weapon, and all of them walked inside the paddock.
Heavy left the storage room, arguing in his mind. He started to think as everything started to make sense. That's why paddock was closed to the public today, so they could kill the adults without any problem. No wonder they looked so thin and hungry. They probably hadn't been fed for a few days to make them weaker and easier to kill. Heavy now stood, wondering what to do. He could just leave at that moment. He completed his mission, after all. What could possibly make him stay.
"Steady..." the worker said while he was aiming.
"Take a quick shoot, and we will get the bigger one.
"Alright." he aimed at the female dingo, smiling, ready to take a shoot ready to-
Then, someone grabbed his rifle and took it out of his hands.
"What the hell?!" But they didn't finish their sentence because Heavy punched them right in the face.
Others were allergic to this.
"Hey! Who the fuck is that?!"
"No matter! Get him!"
Soon, they both started shooting at Heavy, who quickly dodged the bullets and ran, hiding behind the trees. As two of them approached, one of them was picked up by him and thrown away.
"You bastard!" Other guy shouted. He loaded his rifle and shot Heavy in his leg.
Heavy riped and fell as he tried to stand back up, when he felt a cold metal gun being pressed against his head.
"I don't know who you are, or what are you doin' here but just so you know you are going to jail -" this is when they heard a scream. It was one of the workers that Heavy threw away. Then, everything went quiet.
Soon, they both started to hear growling in front of them. The worker quickly pointed his gun at moving leaves. Then something jumped up from them.
"Woof!" barked small puppy dino. It stood between Heavy and worked, barking.
"Ha. Is this all? Wow, oh well" he pointed his gun at puppy, when Heavy pulled it closed to his chest.
"You won't hurt them." on those words worked smirked.
"Really? And who's gonna stop me?"
"You might have a weapon, but even this isn't enough to stand a chance against the worst type of animal to fight against... furious parents."
This is when the worker heard growl really close to his left side.
"Clever girl..." he said before Dino jumped biting into his face, then the other one joined biting their neck.
Both parents were biting and soon leaving the man motionless on the floor, this is when both of them turned their attention on Heavy. They started to growl at him when a small puppy jumped from his hands and ran to his parents. Both of them happily washed their tails, staying close together.
Later, Heavy manages to get all three dingos out. Both parents ran into the forest, but the puppy stayed behind. They grabbed Heavy's by his finger, gently licking it before then ran to their parents. Heavy smiled as he waved at them and soon left himself, returning from his mission.
"Good job" said Miss Pauling, when she took ropes from Heavy.
"Heavy always completes his mission." he answered.
"That's good. Now, maybe you should see Medic. You are covered in blood and bite marks"
Heavy nodded as he was going to Medic's laboratory, happy that this all was woth saving that family as he himself cared about his, and it was more rewarding than any weapon he could get.
[Am I putting a Jurassic Park reference in there?Hell yea I do. Hope you enjoyed it! Thank you for requesting this one💀💙]
You said you'd be up for writing some spydad? That's awesome!! I would love to read something fluffy but I want to give you total creative freedom. I understand if you aren't up for it/won't get around to it for an bit, either way tysm for the offer!
Mission, father
◇ Spydad action story [Spy and Scout]
artwork by me
Today was an unusual day. Why? Because Miss Pauling send Scout and Spy, together, on a mission. She was saying that:
"I need it to be done fast and quietly" said Pauling, while talking to Spy who was using only available phone in the area.
"Miss Pauling, are you sure I can't continue this mission alone?" Spy asked with hope that he can convince her to let him finish the job alone.
"I really wish you could do this alone too, but in this mission two people are needed, and your and Scout's skills are they most compatible for this-"
"Ayo Miss Pauling, you called?" Scout hearing his named through phone, immediately snatched it from Spy's hand.
"No Scout. I was just-... mentioning you..."
"Oh...right. So um, can ya remind me- i mean- US what exactly our mission is?"
Miss Pauling sighed, as she opened one of the many files on her desk.
"As I was saying back in the base Scout, you and Spy have to get inside this building, to take down taget that is causing problems for the Administrator and take golden statue of platypus. We have suspicious that it might be made out of australium, so remember, don't mess this up and come back alive. Pauling out..... heh I always wanted to say that"
"Wait Miss Pa- anddd she hang up. Alright, so let's get this over with" Scout was ready to run straight into the emery's building, but Spy grabed him by his t-shirt to stop him.
"Not so fast Scout. We can't just rush in there like that, we need a plan"
"Tsk. Whatever fancy pants. So, what is your plan?"
. . .
"Ugh, remind me to never listen to your stupid plans ever again" Scout complained while both of them were walking through the sewers, trying to get inside the building as unnoticed and fast as possible.
"Don't be so delicate now. We have sewers at base too."
"Yea we do! But our sewers are cleaner than those. Smell better too, bleh"
Scout hold hand over his nose while continuing to complain. Soon they reached small room, with stairs that leaded upstairs and corridor to the left.
"Alright, we are now in the death zone, take your meele weapon out and be ready, remember, we use guns only when necessary. We don't want to draw attention to ourselves- what are you doing?"
While Spy was giving speech Scout in the meantime started to walk not upstairs but down the corridor.
"Well, I'm going to get that australium statue, aren't I?"
"But you do not know were it is. And I don't think it's there Scout."
"Why? Because you think I can't find it cuz I'm stupid or something?"
"Do you want sarcastic or realistic answer?"
"Whatever fancy pants I'm going there, and I bet I will find that ple...ply...pla-tu-parus myself!" Scout run down the corridor, disappearing behidn the corner. Spy stared at it for some time, before using his watch to disappear. The mission has officially started.
. . .
Spy took his knife out, moving through corridor and mumbling to himself.
"He never listens, always too stubborn. He takes after his mother... I won't even be surprised if he's going to come back screaming and runing away from some kind of the danger he caused. As always."
Spy walked for some time before he noticed doors at the end of the corridor, with yellow light coming from under it. He slowly walked up to them but when he reached for a handle, doors suddenly opened. He jumped and quickly hid himself behind rock statue of a woman dancing with platypus-headed man.
"I WANT THIS TO BE GONE" bald tall man shouted at the phone.
"What? I do not CARE! That old hag broke contract with me, she found out I know about use of the australium. Yes. She wants me killed. But i won't let her send people after me. No. I won't die like this, I won't give her this satisfaction. I want you to activate protocol B-ye. Yes I know this place will bow up THAT'S THE POINT! Who is the boss here. Yea...so shut up and START IT NOW !" man angry craked his phone with his hand, and walked away.
Spy came out of his hideout and walked through, now opened doors, into the security room, full of tv screens. He noticed count down on one of them: 'Protocol B-ye will activate in 25 minutes'.
When Spy turned his head he noticed Scout, fighting with the guards. He quickly run out of the room to find him. They needed to run.
. . .
"BONK b!tch!" Socut hit last of the guards with his bat. He laughed and continued to check the rooms.
"I don't even know why Miss Pauling wanted two people to go together. It's so easy, like fighting with easter bunny"
Scout noticed giant metal doors, next to it was panel with numbers.
"Huh. I wonder" Scout preseed four of the buttons.
"Invalid password. Please write correct password to enter"
"Ah! Alright. Sooo 1234?"
"Invalid password. Please write correct password to enter"
"Hm how about 6969?"
"Invalid password. Please write correct password to enter"
"Uhhh 95...7...3?"
"Invalid password. Please-"
"UGH! STUPID SECURITY SYSTEM! WHY ARE YOU SO HARD TO BREAK?! I bet Solider would be stupid enough and say "we in America just press 1111" "
"Beep! Password accepted."
Giant metal started to open, leaving Scout with jaw dropped as he slapped his face.
"Of course. At least hard part is over"
This is when he noticed that in the middle of the room was golden statue, sitting next to it were 4 real platapuses, on top of that they were surrounded by red lasers that touched probably would trigger alarm, spikes on the walls, and small squiky toy on the ground. Scout rolled his eyes as started to crawl under the lasers, soon he had to stand up and get closer to the wall, almost impailng himself by spikes, then he triped but luckily for him there was no more lasers. He walked up to the statue, gently picking it up.
"Heh. Easy" This is when he accidently put his foot on the squiky toy. He turned his head ready to be attacked by the 4 animals that were still sleeping.
"Phew."
But this is when alarm turned on.
"Oh come on! Really?!"
'ATTENTION! PROTOCOL B-YE IS ACTIVE. YOU HAVE 15 MINUTES TO EVACUATE'
"Protocol B-ye?"
Suddenly Spy stoped in front of the doors looking at Scout.
"Scout get in here! We have to go, now!"
"Hey! But for the record i didn't start this alarm-!"
"Just get in here!"
Scout started to slowly crawl under the lasers. Spy panicked and shouted at him.
"STAND UP AND RUN YOU IDIOT! THOSE ARE JUST LASER POINTSERS!"
Scout tood up, noticing that lasers- do nothing to him. He looked at one of them, seeing those are in fact small laserpointers just taped to the walls.
"Ah crap."
"JUST GO!"
Both of them started to run as alarms rang wildly. Scout was faster than Spy so he was a bit left behind. This is when another communicate was made.
'ATTENTION! 6 MINUTES BEFORE THE EXPLOSION. EVACUATE IMMEDIATELY'
Time was runing out. Soon Scout finally got to the exit but this is when he felt pain his left leg after hearing a gunshoot.
"AHhhhh!" Scout triped, dopping the statue, that rolled down the stairs, near the exit. As he turned he noticed tall bald man standing with his weapon pointed at him.
"I was right." The man spoke "The old hag hired you to get me ...didn't she? Pathetic. I thought she send here an actual threat." Man picked Scout by his neck.
"Ugh- let...me go!" Scout shouted.
"No. Why should I. If i have to go down anyway, i may as well take down one of her mercenaries with me." Man laughed, as he started to squeeze his neck even harder.
This is when Spy runned out of the room. He saw stature near him, close to the exit, but upstairs on his left he noticed big bald man holding Scout by his neck, walking further into the building. Spy was someone who's all missions were successfull. He never failed, he would sacrifice anything to achieve victory. Anything......but, anyone?
Scout punched the man into the face, blood run out of his nose, but he didn't let him go.
"Ha. Look at you. It's actually really funny to see you like that."
Scout couldn't even talked back, as he started to feel dizzy from lack of the air in his lungs.
"Ha! You are so peth- AHHHHHHHHHHH!!"
This is when man screamed and let Scout go, while collapsing on the ground. Scout looked at dead body of the bald man noticing butterfly knife in his back. This is when he felt that someone picked him up. It was Spy who started to run with him, jumping out though the window.
'PROTOCOL B-YE ACTIVED'
This is when explosion happend. It wasn't enormous one but, it was big enough to destroy the center of the budling. Spy looked back to see it seeting on fire. He looked down noticing Socut on the grass, not moving at all...
"Scout?... Socut!!" Spy run up to him, checking his pulse. He was alive but unconscious.
"You idiot! You almost got yourself killed!" Spy shouted. Scout's eye were still closed. This is when he realised he was screaming at unconscious Scout...but why?
Spy couldn't help but noticed his own hands started to shake as tear showed up in his eye.
"You almost died you idiot..." this is when something triggered Spy, he didn't knew if it was shock from the explosion or "parental" instinct but he hugged Scout. He hold him close, holding him after years for the first time. His mind went back in time. This is when he saw himself holding Scout as small child...he remembered how he was holding his small hand...and now?
He hugged him, not knowing why, he just wanted him to be okey, to wake up, to be alright...he wanted his son to wake up. This is when Scout slowly opened his eyes, he felt that someone was holding him. When his vision cleared he noticed businessman suit.
"Uhhh. Spy? What are you doing?"
On these words Spy backed up quickly.
"I- I was just chekcing your pulse.."
"Were you hugging me? Wait- Are you crying?"
"It's because of the smoke." Spy quickly cleaned his eye from tears.
"You choose me over the statue... why?"
Both of them looked at each other before Spy smirked.
"I didn't do it because I cared. I did it because that statue wasn't made out of australium. It wasn't even made out of the real gold!"
"Oh yea? And how could you know?"
"Under it was sticker which says: Custom made platypus statue from Toys For Rich Pets factory. Didn't you see?"
Socut scoffed, lifiting himself up.
"Yea yea whatever you say old man-" he almost triped but Spy caught him.
"Here. We need to get out of here fast. I don't want you to waste my time by passing out again." Spy supported Scout while both of them walked to the car.
"But you careeeee" Scout smiled. This is when Spy messed his hair.
"Shut up will you? You might pass out..."
"Heh. You do care" Scout said with big smile on his face.
Spy meanwhile mumbled quietly
"...maybe I do."
. . .
When they got back to the base Scout visited Medic, to heal his injuries. After he came back he was good as new (and probably had another organ replaced).
He walked up to Spy, and took his hat off.
"Hey uh. Thanks back there. You know...for savining me and all"
"Don't mention this... it's nothing."
Scout rolled his eyes and walked up to Spy hugging him. Spy didn't push Scout away, as usually, but he actually put hand on Scout's shoulder, letting them hug for a while. This is when he came back to reality and pushed him away.
"Okey. You need to rest now. This mission wasn't easy and the next ones are going to be much harder. So go."
Scout smired while walking away. Spy meanwhile smiled a bit, as this warm feeling came to his heart. For the first time he acted like a parent...like a father.
Maybe this mission...wasn't so bad after all.
[Yooo! I'm glad you requested it! I'm so happy you saw my post and you texted to me! Thank you! .Hope you like it! It may not the best...but if you want I can try write more bonding father/son things in the future!💀💙]
Stick em up 🔫
Made this on a stream earlier lol
It’s a gender reveal party but spy changes colors depending on the baby’s gender
IMAGINE THE PARTY BEING AT THE RED BASE AND HIM TURNING BLUE AND EVERYONE IS LIKE HAPPY AND SHIT AND SOLDIER STARTS AGGRESSIVELY ATTACKING SPY BECAUSE HE THINKS HE’S ACTUALLY BLU BRJDHDB
this is why he left
Idk i tried
Not ship!! (maybe 2nd yes... LOL..)
It is frickin almost 4 am but @/backgammon-cat’s banner made me want to make some crappy little tf2 monkeys so have monkeys tf2 fans
monkey 1: orangutan, monkey 2: chimp? monkey 3: a lemur actually, the aye aye, monkey 4: idk anymore i need sleep
should i flesh these out?? should i do that to myself????? tf2 monkey au when?? i see so many furry aus (love them) that this is my version
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i took inspo from another artist i found on pinterest
MEET THE AVIATORS
Meet the Aviators! These fellas were found and hired to support the others in battle with their mighty usable flight ability!
Certainly interesting personalities! Look so similar, they look like twins!! Hah! .. They're not though, so don't say that.
They will assist their teammates with the best of their ability! They are fast, so make sure you're aware of your surroundings! Or else get paid with a kick to the face!
Relationship Chart ↓ (Both towards their own teams)
does anyone wanna liek . make a tf2 based group chat and talk about their silly tf2 ocs,, . im rewlaly lonely and would love some friends that also have a concerning addiction to men in war loop .
MEET THE NURSES
Meet The Nurses! These two gals were found and hired to specifically assist Medic in base. Which means they do not join in battle for both job reasons and combat reasons.
Both have very unique personalities, even while being so similar! Never mistake them for one another.
They will assist their Medic's with various tasks! Such as scheduling for appointments, keeping track of medical supplies, helping during surgeries and many more!
Relationship Chart ↓ (Both towards their own teams)
