The Hale Pack - Blog Posts
*Stiles is cooking*
Erica: Any chance that’s for me?
Stiles: It’s for Derek. I’m planning on making some bad choices tonight and I need him on my side.
Boyd: Huh. I never realized the forethought that went into being a disappointment.
Derek: You really put aside everything and came all this way for me? How did you even get here so fast?
Boyd: Several traffic violations.
Erica: Three counts of resisting arrest.
Stiles: Roughly thirteen cans of energy drinks.
Isaac: Also, that’s not our car.
Stiles would tho
Priest: do you take this man as your husband?
Stiles: I scooby doobby doo
Derek: is it too early for divorce
I was just thinking about how stiles has the same vibe as Jim from treasure planet - endless curiosity, intelligence sarcasm, generally fucks around with the law - so now I’m thinking of treasure planet sterek au. Plus stiles would totally build a solar surfer if he had the chance.
So stiles being dragged down to the police station after being caught flying in a restricted zone, gets to watch as he dad hauls in a criminal for questioning. (Probably Peter) The criminal is clearly not doing to hot and in his last breath gives stiles a random sphere that he calls treasure before being dragged to the hospital.
This leads the the station being attacked, as some pirates came looking for the sphere. Stiles and his dad narrowly escape. They make it to Dr. Deaton‘s house where stiles unlocked the sphere and finds a map to Treasure planet.
Now I can’t figure out if it would be better to have enemies to lovers sterek. With Derek being one of the bad pirates who ends up joining stiles after falling in love with him
Or
Bodyguard Derek who was hired by his dad to protect stiles on his journey through space. Bodyguard Derek who slowly falls for his charge and swears to do anything to protect him, no matter the cost to himself.
Pirate stiles in space please. Also if you have never seen this movie do yourself a favour and watch it.
Works every time
GET OUT OF MY HEAAAAAAAD TEEN WOLF GET OUUUUUUT
THIS just scratched something in my brain that I didn’t know I needed!
So El goes to Lenora hills high school in California right?
And what does Lenora mean?
It means light. And a light can also be called a beacon.
Like Beacon Hills.
I cracked the code.