The expressions and the colors eeuughughhghg
MODERN AU ACESAN !!!! first impressions with a guy who barely passes the No Shoes No Shirt No Service rule
i love my eating schedule
breakfast: curry
lunch: even more curry
snack: some drink i forgot about yesterday
dinner: probably even more curry
Fanart of Evil Morty from @ask-evil-morty
So my commissions are open, DM if interested.
+ An extra character is just -5 dollars off of the asking price.
Some examples
the love triangle in TLT is so funny because it's not even a true love triangle. it's like a shape that hasn't even been invented yet. first you've got Ianthe, who thinks Harrow is totally into her but isn't. and Harrow is into Gideon but also this really sexy corpse. the sexy corpse was maybe probably in a relationship with Gideon's dad who's also the leader of the solar system. he hooks up with his officers sometimes and has hooked up with his best friends over the last 10,000 years because they were bored. Ianthe also has this weirdly borderline incestuous relationship with Coronabeth but Coronabeth is in love with Judith who had a crush on her now-dead cavalier. the only ones who've got a semi-normal relationship are Camilla and Palamedes and even then they had a weird poly thing with Dulcinea even though they never met her in person. and they have another weird poly thing with Pyrrha but by that point they're sharing a body. then they decide to do a mutual suicide/soul binding ritual and become a whole new person in Camilla's body. also they're second cousins. oh Pyrrha also had a weird poly thing with her necro and Gideon's biomom/the leader of the rebellion who's fighting against Gideon's biodad. I don't even have time to unpack all that and that doesn't even cover half of the shit happening here. there's also the whole Cytherea thing
Poor Thing
Also, follow OP, they're amazingly awesome.
The Thing, being the alien that it is, pretty much doesn’t know or understeand most of human’s lame jokes, poor bastard
For those of you who have read Scythe by Neal Shusterman AND know the Life series, hear me out here:
Scar as a Scythe. The man so afraid to kill now the one sentenced to bring death to every. Single. Person.
And his final test would be to redo Third Life, same ending fight and everything, except this time, he wins.
I don't care who does it, I just need this to exist 😭
Dedicated to my dear friend Lenny