So I marathoned all of the Spy Kids + Sharkboy and Lavagirl with my brother. To the result of this:
One of them is gay and I don’t know which
None of the men in this are straight
All of the guards are himbos
*chanting* Steve Buscemi Steve Buscemi
-Ya know this could be an allegory for depression
-what
-hummm
-No wait. Please tell me your deep analysis of shark boy and lava girl
-No
Taylor Lautner is the murder hobo of this movie
I’ve seen a few henties that started like this...