Tony Earthbound - Blog Posts

*pops out from hell again* here’s another one of these. *goes back to hell*

*pops out from hell* here’s this. *goes back to hell*

This post has me in a chokehold

I got lazy about finishing the rest 🐊

One time while I was in the mental hospital I had a dream where I found a secret post game area in Earthbound. It was this really big fun house with not many enemies and a bunch of weird puzzles I don't remember.

When I got to the end there were two options, talk to Pokey or Tony. When I talked to Porky he just teased Ness and ran off again, and the game went to credits. When I reloaded the game and talked to Tony, he asked me if I'll ever find purpose in life and what I think happens after death. Then he told me to go play another game because he was tired.