Here is our next Digital Friend! The Trickster with a hard exterior but a soft interior, please to welcome
Jax!
Joker, voiced by Mark Hamill, and Trickster, also voiced by Mark Hamill, kidnap Mark Hamill (also voiced by Mark Hamill).
A giant cat attacks (long story). Everyone is struggling with it, and Batman just casually uses a laser pointer to distract it. Did I mention the laser pointer beam was bat-shaped?
Batman attempts to be the “good cop” and Superman attempts to be the “bad cop” when they interrogate Deadshot. As you can imagine, Batman offering coffee and a chocolate doughnut is absolutely terrifying.
Villains fear Batman and heroes are afraid to mess up in front of him, but he still has some really sweet moments.
Batman knows what a videogame called “Boulevard Brawler 2” is because “Robin plays it all the time on the batcomputer.”
Same episode, Batman’s trapped in the game and Toyman uses Wonder Woman to beat the hell out of him. Batman is lying on the ground, likely in pain, and he just glares at Toyman and says “Robin’s better [at playing the game].” This man is so proud of everything his children do.
Same episode, we get a peek into the Batcave. Along with some other costumes there is a Robin one, likely Jason’s (*cri*), which means the aforementioned Robin is Tim.
We get to see Batman on his first case (wibbly-wobbly timey-wimey), in which he watches his past self try and fail to use a grappling hook.
The Joker is such an icon in this. In most media I despise him (mostly the character, not the characterization) (except for in Suicide Squad, no more of that characterization please), but in JLA he’s hysterical. Goes to the watchtower to genuinely appreciate a tour.
Martian Man Hunter, turning to Batman after making a pun: [It was] my attempt at humor. How did I do?
Batman, deadpan: I’m the wrong one to ask.
Djinn, with a creepy and triumphant grin: I am Uthool!
Batman, ready to fight: I don’t care.
Zatanna, to Batman: Don’t underestimate yourself. Little secret: when goblins want to scare themselves, they tell Batman stories.
Green Arrow, to Batman: *sigh* I know it’s generous, but we’re both in the billionaire masked vigilante “making the world a better place game,” so I figure—
Batman: *ejects him from the batmobile*
Solomon Grundy: That’s how servants treat their king!
Batman, with narrowed eyes: You’ll forgive me if I don’t curtsy.
Superman: *briefly loses his powers, breaks his leg*
Batman, with absolutely no sympathy: Hurts, doesn’t it?
“I…. AM…. BATMAN!”
Wonder Woman. Just Wonder Woman being an absolute icon.
Booster gold wearing this:
And there are so many more hilarious interactions like this. If I had a week this post would be longer than the “color of the sky” post.
Gabriel: Grammar tip “farther” is for physical distance, “further” is for metaphorical distance, and “father” is for emotional distance
Sam: Do you? Do you need a hug?
Gabriel, tearing up: Yes...
All this time I was in the MLP fandom growing up back when Friendship is Magic was still going and I never drew Discord! Well I have finally changed that!
Mr. Hiddleston's quote on that:
There was a big sequence on the Last Bridge in the movie, and we all had these choreography sequences while Chris and Cate Blanchett, and I, Idris and Taica were fighting together. [Waititi, the director] There were all these elements related to the great stunt department in a motion capture suit.
And we were doing that run, it was in the afternoon, and it was me, Idris and maybe Taica. I can’t remember. Sure, Idris was there, and it was our two-shot fighting these great athletes who are stunt guys. And I ran out of choreography. Basically, I think I finished the move before Idris, and he was still rolling, and I just stood there like a lemon and didn’t want to do anything interesting. So I flipped the knife over and caught it by accident. “
Idris laughed at it. We looked back on it.He was [like], “Oh God, he went and finally played the knife.” Because he had finished the fighting movement. But yeah, it ended up staying. Since then I have tried to do it. When I try to do it with a wooden spoon, it doesn’t work and I always drop it. So that was one of them, but it never happens twice.
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I just saw on youtube that Loki's knife flip scene was an accident. Idk if it's true tho. See for yourself. Here's the video:
I just saw on youtube that Loki's knife flip scene was an accident. Idk if it's true tho. See for yourself. Here's the video:
Sylvie *bored af* : *gets an idea* Loki let's play Truth and Dare.
Loki *knows sylvie is planning something but agrees anyway* : Sure.
Sylvie: Truth or Dare.
Loki: Truth.
Sylvie: Do you love Thor or not?
Loki:........
Loki: Dare.
Sylvie: I dare you to tell Thor that you love him. *smirks*
Loki: Never have i ever...
Sylvie: *yells* That's not the game Loki.
................... An hour later ....................
Thor *sees Loki and Sylvie arguing* : What are you talking about?
Sylvie *panicks*: Stabbing.
Thor: *warns* Don't stab anyone *leaves before they can deny*
Sylvie *to thor*: Thor, what is your strongest weapon?
Loki *sweating*: *smiles nervously* *about to leave*
Thor *smiles widely*: *to sylvie* That's a good question. *sees loki* Where are you off to brother?
Loki *panicking*: T-to my room brother. *smiles innocently*
Thor *crest fallen*: Wouldn't you like to demonstrate about my strongest weapon brother?
Sylvie *knows something is up with loki*: How can he help you demonstrate about that thor?
Thor *grinning*: Watch. *lifts a struggling loki and throws him*
Sylvie *laughs*: Loki's your strongest weapon. *laughs even louder*
Thor *joins sylvie*: Yeah. It's called get help.
Loki *angry* *yells*: Stop laughing.
Thor *sees loki thinking*: Brother what are you thinking about?
Loki *bored af and gets an idea to panick Thor*: Just bored. I'm planning on who to stab today. Do you have any ideas brother? *smirks*
Thor *panicks* *sweating*: No idea brother. I'm sure you'll think of someone. I'll just leave you to it. *nervous smile*
Loki *knows Thor is frightened*: See you later brother. After I plan who to stab.*smirks*
Thor *petrified af*: S-see you later Loki.
Thor: *runs out of the room and hides under bed*
Loki: *laughs in content of his prank*
Chocolates
Sylvie : Name one person who doesn't like chocolates
Loki : What about-
Sylvie: And if you say your name I'm gonna stab you
Loki: *laughs* I'll reincarnate myself like always
Sylvie: *angrily* I'm gonna break up with you
Loki: *smug* you'll come crawling back to me anyway
Sylvie: I'm gonna vanish all chocolates from the world using my magic and I'll conjure one infront of you everyday and eat it alone while you watch.
Loki: *Gasps*
Everyone: *Gasps*
Sylvie: *smirks*
Loki: You take that back
Sylvie: No *Smirk widens*
Thor *entering Loki's room happily* : Brother, guess who I am going to dress as for Halloween.
Loki *fully aware of who thor is going to be* : Hmm... Let me guess. As a stupid moron.
Thor : No. Why would you even say that?
Loki : Oh sorry. My bad. Why would you pretend to be something you are?
Thor *clearly offended* : HEYY!
Loki : *laughing*
Thor : ...
Lmaoo
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Lmaoooooo
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Thor and Loki after Endgame
Thor *searching for his game controllers*: Brother, where are my game controllers?
Loki *reading a book* : I've sent it off I know not where
Thor: *throws loki into the closet and locks him in*
[An hour later]
Valkerie *noticing that loki was nowhere to be seen* : Thor where's Loki?
Thor *looking at the closet laughing* : I've sent him off I know not where
Loki *yelling angrily from inside the closet* : Not funny Thor
Lmaoooooooooooooooo 🤣🤣🤣
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Interesting... Very interesting...
So that means...
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At last... Some common sense...
I'm totally gonna use this...
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They are totally gonna do get help...
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A loving caress, whispers spun across digital threads, grace in the fleshless dance of code. Beautiful they are, yet never offer them your truest name. In deep vaults, behind locked packets and corrupted data streams, lie promises unkept, empty kisses forged from lies. Behind their doors, questions twist, waiting to ensnare the unwary. Speak not of your home to the daemons, nor let your voice touch the ears of the old bots. Keep your secrets cloaked, hidden behind layers of silence, and trust not the guides who offer to lead you.
Through alleys of code, across synthetic forests, voices echo, crafted from those once stolen, now reborn. Look to the runners, the ones trailing neon wisps, whose hearts beat in synth-rhythms. Trust their hand, if they take pity, to guide you free. But do not dance their line, no matter how entrancing their grace across the darkest depths.
It is easy to watch them, those who glide with endless elegance through the abyss, Ears deaf to the many who fall, unnoticed, into the void. ‘Ware the networks, child, for they do not move as we do.