Trust Me I Was There - Blog Posts

Actually all safe haven toys escaped the facility and now live happily in a remote cabin in the woods

*aggressive whispering* they also could adopt Saiko...

(doesn't matter that Saiko is canonically ((I think)) only a few years younger that Kaneki, I find it cute and she already calls them 'Maman' sooo...)

Whoops sry @tg-headcanons I keep rebloging your older posts, I just love your ideas/headcanons cause they're a god I'd worship if I was religious lmao.

May we have some milf Kaneki hc?

WE LOVE THIS HONORARY MILF

Kaneki is a nurturing person. No one expects that of him but after he spends every morning tutoring Hinami on reading, practically adopts the quinx, and reminds Ayato so much of his dad that he calms the fuck down, no one can deny that this is a 43 year old suburban woman with three kids and kitschy home decor in the body of a deeply traumatized half ghoul man

Every so often, Ken will do something that someone will point out as a mom thing. Whether it be his stupid cardigans or berated Touka for doing the dishes badly or the fact that his bag is filled with napkins from restaurants and coffee shops that gave him too many because “we might need them”, he has the vibes of someone with kids

You look at his wedding caked up ass and tell me he wouldn’t rock the mom jeans

Since he started looking after the quinx and they gave him the half-joking Maman nickname, Hide has made so many milf jokes

A few years after Kaneki and Hideyoshi get married, they adopt two kids. At the adoption, Koma and Irimi exchanged bet money, Yoshimura admits that he already started a collage fund since it was only a matter of time, and Touka tied it all together with “fucking finally”