Twisted Wonderland Yuu - Blog Posts
Thinking about writing a singer Yuu fic. Who sings sad songs about her past and stuff. Maybe they participate in the sing dance competition or something. Just been listening to sad songs and am feeling the angst. What do you guys think?
Edit: will probably post it on ao3, but may cross post in the future.
Can I request after their years of NRC with his long time girlfriend Yuu they eventually married and have a child together
How does he feel when holding his first child after birth as Yuu ready next to them, as the baby is very beastmen like them human but very chonky
The chub.
Leona he loves how chubby and chonky the kids are their like little Marshmallows...he bites their arms softly to play with them. He was a chubby baby too them he lost his baby fat when he was around 5. He loves how they touch his face with a chubby hand when they want to nap with him.
Ruggie loves that they are chubby it shows they are healthy and are well fed. Where he lived chubby baby's weren't a big thing. He loves playing with then and holding them all the time. Ruggie blows raspberries into their stomach to get to their laughing screams.
Jack. He. Fucking. Loves. It. He loves how chubby his children are because it's so fucking cute. He was a chubby back too and you told him you were a chubby baby too so he knew the babies were gonna have chub on them. He does those baby exercises and when he does push up and goes down he kisses their head as they laugh at him.
There's a good reason I like this, and it's vary good.
Loki's Child Yuu can shapeshift and uses it to mess with people
Original Post
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Yuu shapeshifts into a cat and will lay down with Grimm by the fireplace on a cold day.
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They will shapeshift into a person and then follow them for the whole day, and copy their movements.
They also once got into a fight with said person over who was the fake. They did this once and were then banned from turning into any real people.
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Turned into a snake and just vibed with Mocha for the whole weekend and everyone thought they went missing.
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Turned into a snake and when a first-year thought they were Mocha and picked them up they turned back and punched him in the ribs. (only because they didn’t have a knife)
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Offered to shapeshift into other people and go to class as them for a fee. It was a solid business for a few weeks before someone snitched.
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Sometimes just to mess with people they slowly change certain futures like their eye and hair colour until they’re a totally different person by the end of the day.
Yuu: Woooooow...
Yuu: I'm so disappointed in all of you.
Ace : What did we do!?
Yuu: Y'all actually forgot.
Yuu: I mean, my standards were none existent, but still.
Epel: What did they do now?
Grim: I didn't do anything, Henchman!
Yuu: I told y'all a week ago and you still forgot.
Deuce: I'm sorry, Prefect, but none of us know what you're talking about.
Yuu: It was my birthday yesterday.
*Silence*
Ace: What!?
Yuu: Yea, even Leona gave me a present and I'm pretty sure his ass was nowhere near me when I told y'all.
Yuu: Although it was just plain money, but godanm was it a lot.
Yuu: Oh, and Jack, Epel, and Sebek already gave me something yesterday.
Yuu: Anyway I'll see yall hoes later while you scram to get me a present or two.
Yuu, jogging off to hang out with faceless students who don't have any drama going on: Byeeeeeeeee!
Yuu: Y'know I hate you, right?
Ace: You've been telling me that since we've met... Why?
Yuu: I just thought you'd look really pretty with long hair.
Ace: Why are you telling me this?
Yuu: 'Cause, if you somehow got really long hair I'd give you a pretty pass to being an asshole. I gave Deuce one already, he's not an asshole but he is stupid which I hate just as much.
Ace:
Ace: I'll go look for some spells.
Yuu: Happy Christmas bitches!
Yuu: Now, I can't give any of ya'll shit 'cause I be broke.
Yuu: For that I'm sorry. But I sure as HELL expect presents.
Yuu: Now I'm gonna go and hang with Tsunataro while you all freak out about how you didn't get me anything but, at like, the end of the day you somehow get me something and I'm gonna have to act like it's the best present in the world while knowing some of ya'll didn't do nothin while the rich ones get me something that's expensive, or just plain money in Leona's case. Don't worry about it though Ruggie, we broke besties.
Yuu: Shit. I went on a whole monolouge.
Merry Christmas ya'll, and happy birthday to Karma.
Yuu: Yo, Azul!
Yuu: What kind of octopus are you?
Azul: Why..?
Yuu: I wish to know how edible you are.
Twst incorrect quotes #11
Cater: Oh and for your information, I don't have an ego.
Cater: My Magicam banner photo is a landscape.
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Yuu: Yeah, I don’t like people.
Crowley: Oh, well now that’s not fair Yuu. Have you met all of them?
Yuu: I’ve met enough of them. People. What a bunch of bastards! You're a perfect example.
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*Yuu talking about their world*
Yuu: I’ve made a spread sheet of all the crime in Brooklyn.
Yuu: There’s so much crime in New York, no one should live there.
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Azul, having recently lost his glasses: KILL THE BUG!!!
Idia: ....That’s a gecko—
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*Yuu walking into the dorm leaders meeting*
Yuu: Sorry I'm late.
Yuu: I was doing…
Yuu: Stuff.
Azul: YOU PUSHED ME DOWN THE FUCKING STAIRS!
Twst incorrect quotes #10
Cater: You want to know why people are so afraid of clowns? Well you know what people say about how their feet aren't the only thing that's big? And how people who drive really big cars have small dicks? Well clowns are out there with their big feet and tiny cars…
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Yuu: Real life should have a fucking search function, or something.
Yuu: I need my socks.
Yuu: I only have 3 pairs.
Yuu: How the fuck did I lose them.
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Yuu: I once tried to play a pirated copy of Twisted Wonderland, when (favorite character) jumped out of my phone! We are currently married with three beautiful children and a summer house in Lisbon.
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*Another overblot happens*
Yuu: Well, needless to say. Uh-oh Spaghetti-os.
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Yuu and Ruggie: *slowly pushes a cannon into a 17th century bank* Okay everyone, be cool. This is a robbery.
Twst incorrect quotes #09
Yuu: You have gone to far. You have captured me. Enslaved your whole dorm. Lied and manipulated me since the very beginning. All that I could forgive. But Jamil…
Jamil: What?
Yuu: A hoodie in this heat?
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Azul: Blackmail is such an ugly word. I prefer extortion. The X makes it sound cool.
Or
Yuu to Crowley: Blackmail is such an ugly word. I prefer extortion. The X makes it sound cool.
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Rook: A fistfight CAN be romantic.
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Shapeshifter: *transforms to look like Vil*
Vil: Okay, are you like BLIND? You look nothing like me. First off, I'm way taller. Secondly, I have a MUCH elegant posture, if you could drag comb through that hair you're like a 7 on a good day and I've been told I'm a constant 10.
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Yuu: Social distancing says you shouldn't be within an elbow's distance of each other.
*later, in a fistfight with a student tryna start some shit*
Yuu: Social distancing doesn't say nothing about feet! *kicks opponent in the face*
Twst incorrect quotes #08
Epel: I think I should be allowed on ghost hunter tv shows.
Deuce: I think that would be dangerous for the ghosts.
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Kalim: I can't believe you've done this.....
Yuu: I'm sorry I didn't know-!
Kalim, on the verge of tears: YOU CAN'T JUST BUY ME A GIFT OUT OF NOWHERE NOW I FEEL LIKE A HORRIBLE PERSON!
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*First years talking about past crushes*
Deuce: What the fuck? People actually tell their crushes they like them??
Ace: What the hell do you do?
Deuce: I die? What kinda question…
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Yuu: Quitting! It's like trying, but easier.
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Cater: °sapnu puaS
Azul: What??
Lilia: What language is that.
Cater: Turn your phone 180 degrees.
*Cater was removed from the group chat*
Twst incorrect quotes#07
Ace: Alright Deuce, Epel. Let's go over this one more time.
Ace: If something breaks?
Deuce: We try to fix it before Yuu gets home.
Ace: If it doesn't work?
Epel: We blame Grim.
Grim: Seriously guys, what the hell?!
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Vargus: Why are you like this??
Yuu: I used too much "No More Tears" shampoo as a kid and I haven't felt a single emotion since.
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Kalim: I'm cold.
Jamil: Here, take my hoodie.
*meanwhile*
Ace: I'm cold.
Yuu: I can't control the fuckin' weather, Ace.
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Riddle: How was your day, Ace?
Ace: Yeah, fine, it's anti-bullying week at school.
Riddle: Oh? And what does that mean?
Ace: It means I can't bully anyone for a whole week.
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*The Squad is on the bus, and a child is crying*
Vil: *rolls eyes to the sky*
Lilia: *makes funny faces to get them to stop*
Jamil: *puts their earphones on at 100% volume*
Epel: *doesn't mind, doesn't bother*
Floyd: *is the reason they're crying*
Yuu: *enjoys in silence*
Twst quotes #06
Grim: Do you ever think? Because I don't.
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Yuu: I'd like to live through a week that's not a whole new verse of "We Didn't Start the Fire."
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Yuu, on the phone: So no head?
Yuu: *Breaks Crowley's phone and mask*
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Ace, dangling from a rope over a pit of fire: Remember when I said I'd tell you when we're in too deep?
Deuce:Yes?
Ace: We're in too deep.
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Yuu: If I die you can have what little I own.
Jamil: Wait. What do you mean "if" you die?
Yuu: My unending existence is fuelled by pure spite, that of which the painful experiences of life have rendered me full.
Jamil:
Jamil: *Sighs* Let me call Professor Crewel.
Twst quotes #05
Yuu: Alright, which one of us is gonna check outside?
Ace: Not it!
Deuce: Not it!
Grim: Not it!
Yuu: … None of you are as dumb as you lead on to be.
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Yuu: ARE YOU-
Ace: Fucking.
Yuu: KIDDING ME?! YOU-
Ace: Fucking.
Yuu: IDIOT!
Leona: … What was that?
Ace: Crewel banned Yuu from swearing, so I'm helping them out.
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Ace: Not gonna lie, I'm kind of afraid of Kalim…
Yuu: As you should be.
Ace: No, for real, he's just really-
Yuu:As. You. Should. Be.
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Ruggie: The results are in, I'm afraid you have updog…
Leona: What's updog?
Ruggie: Jack! Get in here, I told you I could do it!
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Yuu, grinning: I have acquired a knife!
Crewel: Put it down Yuu.
Yuu: You have magic! I have knife. Fair trade! *sprints away*
Twst quotes #04
Yuu: In terms of money, we have no money.
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Cater: Croissants: dropped.
Kalim: Road: works ahead.
Floyd: BBQ sauce: on my titties.
Idia: Shavacado: fre.
Yuu: Miss Keisha: fuckin' dead.
Leona:
Leona: … I didn't understand a single word of that and I hate every single one of you.
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Ace: Can you see it? Where Yuu slapped me?
Deuce: Your face looks like a don't walk signal.
Sebek: Your face looks like a photo negative for the hamburger helper box.
Jack: A palm reader could tell Yuu's future by looking at your face.
Epel: The phrase "Talk to the hand 'cause the face ain't listening" doesn't work for you, because the hand is your face.
Ace: A simple "Yes" would work.
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Idia: We've been conducting an ongoing study to see what Grim will and will not eat.
Yuu: Grass? Yes!
Idia: Moss? Yes!!
Yuu: Leaves? Ohh, yes!
Idia: Shoelaces? Strange but true!
Yuu: Worms? Sometimes!
Idia: Normal rocks? Usually nah.
Yuu: Twigs? Usually!
Idia: Lilia's cooking? Inconclusive!
Azul: How did you… test this?
Idia: You just hand him stuff and say "Eat this" and if he eats it, he eats it.
Azul: … I don't know how to feel about this.
Ace: IS THAT WHERE ALL MY SPARE SHOELACES WENT?
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Crowley: I still don't have a new year's resolution.
Crewel: You could take care of the overblots.
Yuu: You can get me home.
Sam: Don't be such a bitch.
Crowley: Okay DAMN, SHIT.
Twst quotes #03
Kalim: Hello, McDonald's, I would like to purchase 130 chicken nuggets. Prepare yourselves.
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Deuce: Good morning.
Epel: Good morning.
Jack: Good morning.
Crewel: You all sound like robots, try spicing it up a bit.
Ace: MORNING MOTHERFUCKERS!
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Grim: Thanks for not telling Yuu what happened.
Trey, Dumbfounded: I wouldn't even know where to begin trying to explain this.
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Jamil: I've never been in a snowball fight before. I don't know the rules.
Epel: What?
Jamil: Is there a point system, or is it to the death?
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Yuu: You three explain right now!
Ace: It was Grim.
Deuce: It was Grim.
Epel: It was Grim.
Grim:
Grim: … Fuck.
Twst quotes #02
Yuu: How do you know how to kiss? Like who teaches you?
Azul: Well it’s actually a class, but unfortunately it’s full right now.
Azul: Would you like me to tutor you?
Idia: That was smooth.
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Yuu: Is there a cactus where your heart should be?
Vil: What’s up your ass this morning!
Malleus: *walks in* ...Hey.
Vil: Hmm… nevermind.
Yuu: WAIT NO!
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Yuu: So... what would you do if you were in bed with me?
Jamil: Depends. Is your bed comfortable?
Yuu: Yes.
Jamil: I'd sleep.
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Yuu: ....Thou shalt not marry each other, for thy art both sinful...
Eliza: I just wanna fucking marry Idia!!
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*playing twister*
Azul: Right hand red.
Kalim: *ends up on top of Jamil*
Jamil: You're doing this on purpose, aren't you?
Yuu: We stopped spinning like 15 minutes ago. Honestly, I'm surprised you didn't notice.
Overblot!Yuu. Just OB!Yuu brainrot
Let's say this is after chapter 7 and Malleus already overbloted so he doesn't have that much control over his magic as he did before.
Cause if he did OB!Yuu would be out almost immediately.
The way OB!yuu overblots is because they're constantly under so much stress (we all knew that tho).
They're constantly in a state where they're zoned out which is why they almost never talk and constantly helping others 'cause they want to distract themself.
That's why they don't cut off the people that have wronged them multiple times.
The reason they stay in NRC is because something's always going on and they don't have to think about their situation.
So when they're left alone for too long they start thinking.
OB!Yuu finally grasps the horrible reality of their situation when they're in Ramshackle all by themselves.
When OB!Yuu overblots they look like a mix between a circus performer and the ringleader of a circus.
Their weapon's a whip.
The blot monster behind them resembles The Horned King from "The Black Cauldron".
OB!Yuu has a vast army under them, which includes the troll-like Creeper, the hunters of Annuvin, the draconic Gwythaints, and, obviously, the Cauldron Born.
OB!Yuu would have increased strength and be able to teleport.
OB!Yuu is really cruel to all the boys (Just look at clips of The Horned King but imagine that but also with verbal abuse).
Especially Grim and Adeuce.
They practically put OB!Yuu through hell since their first day in NRC.
Since OB!Yuu doesn't have magic the blot would suck on their life force until they die.
If/when OB!Yuu is finally defeated everyone is tired and in shock.
They never knew OB!Yuu hated them so much! If at all.
Although the constant complains about the head mage and wanting to go home made sense. They had had been in Twisted Wonderland for almost a year now after all.
When OB!Yuu wakes up people try being nicer to them, especially Grim, but OB!Yuu ignores them and is openly distasteful to all of them (maybe besides Jack and Trey).
OB!Yuu skips classes to look in the library for ways home since Crowley obviously isn't doing it.
They also sleep in the library and completely stop feeding Grim since they know the boys will take care of him (plus I'm pretty sure the Mc almost never eats since they're always buying tuna for Grim).
When they can't find anything in NRC they reach out to RSA who are happy to help.
Making OB!Yuu permanently leave NRC.
RSA very quicly finds OB!Yuu a home 'cause there are simaler spells. And after finding OB!Yuu a way home they thank RSA, probably crying, and leave.
When the boys at NRC decide to finally get OB!Yuu they discover theyre gone and sadness ensues.
Twist quotes #01
FIRST YEARS' REACTIONS TO BEING TOLD "I LOVE YOU"
Ace: Thanks fam!
Yuu: Oh no…
Jack: *cries* I love you too.
Epel: Sounds fake, but ok.
Deuce: *a flustered mess*
Sebek: Can I get a refund?
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Deuce: Wait. Where's Epel? He loves *insert twst's version of dungeons and dragons*
Ace: I thought you invited him.
Jack: I thought Sebek invited him.
Sebek: "I thought Sebek invited him"
Sebek: The only person I'll ever invite is Malleus-sama.
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Ace: So, Duece is late today. Wanna bet why?
Ace: I say he somehow slipped through a grate and is having terrible sex with the mole man.
Yuu: I bet 50 madol his alarm didn't go off or he was in line at the cafeteria.
Jack: Take this more seriously! He was clearly taken in his sleep!
Sebek: I bet he tucked himself in bed too tightly and got stuck.
Epel: Maybe he fell into another dimension where he's more interesting..?
*Deuce finally arrives*
Deuce: Sorry I'm late, there was a problem in the cafeteria.
Yuu clapping excitedly: YES! Now hand 'em over bitches!
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Epel: Dumbest scar stories, go!
Sebek: I burned my tongue once drinking tea.
Jack: I dropped a hair dryer on my leg once and it burned.
Ace: I have a piece of graphite in my leg 'cause I accidentally stabbed myself with a pencil in first grade.
Deuce: I was taking a cup of noodles out of the microwave and pulled it in my hand so I got a bad burn.
Yuu: I have emotional scars.
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Jack to the first years: I'd die for you guys.
Sebek: Then perish.
Ace: You will.
Deuce: please don't.
Epel: Cool.
Yuu: I'd die for you first.
Nothing special, just a scribble of MC shrimp
I mentioned I made a TWST oc now I'm considering if I should share my OC content with ya'll
Here a little drawing I did in class
Original by @little-miss-mei
Kalim and Gyaru!Yuu friendship anthem, change my mind if you can!!
You know what i want? A fem lesbian reader in twisted wonderland, i usually hate fem readers in nrc but i think it'll be so funny to see it, IT WOULD BE FUNNIER IF THE READER HAVE LIKE A GF OR SMT. example:
*reader and the 1st year crew having lunch*
Fem!reader: yeah so i love dressing up all cutesy with my girlfriend-
Everyone: WHAT????!?!
*cue the 1st year crew being so shocked *
Sebek: HUMAN. WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY?
fem!reader: I said i like dressing all cutesy? I don't think its that shocking guys.
Ace: ..ITS NOT THAT..
Deuce: is that.. you have a girlfriend..
Epel: a girlfriend which you never told us!
Jack: I'm quite surprised too..
sebek: THIS REVELATION IS VERY SHOCKING.
Ace: bro.. why did you never tell us! I thought we were bros..
Fem!reader: not my fault you never asked.
(yes, the characters r a bit occ but let me live.. I'll learn to make them not occ ok..)
Crewel: Ive decided that I won't punish you pups.
Ace and Deuce: Thank god.
Crewel: The Prefect will.
Yuu:(In the distance) Tweedle Dee and Tweedle dumbass!
Crewel: God, help you.
Ace: Please just whip us or something!
Deuce: Am I Dee or dumbass?
Here's a rough sketch of Yuu
I thought of something. So you know how Grim calls Yuu/Mc "henchman"? Naturally, the first thought is having superiority over them and filling up his ego, but what if it is something else?
In stories at one point a someone close to the protagonist will betray them like friends or siblings, but with the villains very rarely the henchmen betray them unless they have prolonged contact with the "good guy" or the villain is abusive to the henchman.
What if Grim calls you henchman because he trust that you will never leave him and maintains his ideal goal of being someone important?
Since he is always by your side and doesn't harm you, there is no reason for you to turn your back towards the Great Grim, right?
Always happy to add more mcs to the Ramshackle portrait. Just add them here with refs and how tall they are.