Fun Fact: if you wanted to have sex with Joe Goldberg for at least thirty minutes, he’d have to cum 37.5 times. Rounded up, that’s 38. He would have to cum 38 times to complete thirty minutes.
Cutie patootie 🫶🏻
Me when I see a piece of media about something I’m hyperfixated on:
PLEASE ELLEASR PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE LLEASE LLEASE PLEASE PLEASE LLEASEE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE
we do not see enough fics of this MANNN. my beloved writers get busy cuz i'm desperate
perfect marriage
joe goldberg × amy dunne
"i'm the cunt who married you."
song: perfect girl by mureux
movie/show: gone girl + you
software: capcut
all rights reserved
perfect marriage
joe goldberg × amy dunne
"i'm the cunt who married you."
song: perfect girl by mureux
movie/show: gone girl + you
software: capcut
all rights reserved
(au) love quinn × steve kemp
tw: explicit scenes
song: killing me softly by fugees
haunted by beyoncé (ty beyoncé)
film/show: you + fresh
software: capcut
disclaimer: i do not own the song (but i did remix it on my own) or any of the clips used. this is an original edit.