Dino-folly - Nathaniel

Magnus archives dropping hints and adding private videos while I still have 30 hours of showtime to catch up on and then giving us a date for something to happen in 38 hours and it just so happens I don't have work the next few days

Just the timing of that

I can finish it all and get a whole eight hours of sleep!

Part two of dnd

Libby pov

Okay so Libby you were in your own home, when worms began eating through your floors, a group of worms so large they tangled themselves in each other

They told you they needed help, to find a girl and bring her back to them

They told you that this girl should be in the mountains far south of your home, and you akwardly refused because you needed to stay home for schooling and such but then the worms rose revealing more and more worms falling and rising like a spout of water

They told you that you may not refuse, or else they would take you instead

they were sure they could make you look like her

And so you took your horse that may or may not have also been stolen and you made your way south

You make your way to a wall that stretches as far as the eye can see, the only thing in the smooth stone a gate that sat wide open

you pass through and find two women

one vaugle matching the description of the girl the worms asked for

Dm pov

HELLO THERE *ahem*

"So uh,, lovely weather we are having huh?

I guess what I'm trying to say is, you must come with me!" Libby then attempts to put blobbers, the woman who vaguely resembles the description, on their epic horse

Blobbers screams, and instantly in the other Autumn's hand appears a short curved blade "Hey!" She shouts at libby "Let go of my dance partner!"

Libby makes a verbal key smash "But,, I want to dance with her!! On my horse!! Back home!!"

Failed persuasion check

Autumn sprints at lib and kicks ltheir back and the vines around her feet whip their neck

-4 damage

Libby yells, still holding onto blob as they summon their familiar

Homebrew spell tries to grow a tiny snail but failed wasting a spell slot

Libby feels magic tingle in their arm as they use summon and grow familiar and you grin triumphantly

But then they see it appear on the tip of their finger

a snail, the size of a raindrop

While they spent time useing magic Autumn grabs lib by the arm and twists it off of blobbers before throwing them to the ground

Smh blobbers the dumb lesbian saved by the other dumb lesbian

Autumn stands over Libby on the ground and points her blade at them glowering

"What do you want with my dance partner?"

Blob: Kinda hot ngl

Nat: BLOB YOU SIMP

"To tango" libby lies

"You threw her on your horse, because.. you wanted to dance with her?" She questioned, shaking her head "You are going to have to tell me the truth."

"Fine. Picture the scene, you are a human in a house, minding your own business, when suddenly, worms come out at you and tell you to come here and to bring them a person with the description they listed!"

Autumn puts her blade away and looks to libby "You were summoned by worms?" Her eyes shift to blob for a moment "But isn't that what you were here for?" She asks blobbers

Libby stares at blobbers confusedly

"Oh yeah, yeah I was" blobbers said

"Then obviously she isn't who you are looking for" Autumn holds a hand out to lib to offer help up

Libby accepts help taking her hand and she pulls libby up akwardly then goes to help blob up by picking her up bridal style and setting her back down on her feet "You two have the same goal, so now you can't kidnap my dance partner right?"

Blob: nAT I AM ALREADY GAY

"I suppose." Libby brushes off dirt from their clothes

"But surely if the worms sent us here that means,, the one we are looking for,, is nearby..?"

Autumn shakes her head "You aren't even half way there, it is a weeks journey on horse from here."

"what??? Aw man, I'm gonna miss my bug racing tournament now" libby groaned

"W e e k s??" Blob questioned "That's like, more than 7 days"

"Well it's over a thousand miles, it takes a while to get to those mountains. There are many resting places though, and I wouldn't doubt there being a bug race in the gambling place in the next town" she offers akwardly clearly not a fan of bugs

"GAMBLING?!! SIGN. ME. UP!" Libby cheers

"Money??? I'm going." Blobbers the capitalist agreed

"I can show you the way there if you'd like me to come with you" Autumn began and blobbers did not even hesitate to say "Yes."

"Sure- Besides,, it would be nice to have some sort of company considering how long this journey is gonna be" libby hopped onto their horse and gave their familiar a pat "hold on tight bagel" the whispered

Autumn beams, then gets onto blobbers horse, holding a hand out to help blob on behind her "I hope it is alright we ride together, as I don't have a steed"

Blob: Ah dang I cant say anything about the riding thing, there are children present

"Uhhhhh horse,,, big" blobbers commented before Autumn helped Blob onto the horse in front of her and arms around blob to stear the horse they lead lib's horse to the next town

It takes about three hours so by the time they get there the sun is rising at 7 am

Blobbers falls off the horsedramatically, and Autumn hops off the horse and helps blobbers up again "Are you tired from the ridding? I can get us to an inn if you need rest"

"Ah. .,. The tired.,.,., walking.,.,.such an extenuating exercise,..,.,if only there was a way .,.,.,.to n o t walk ,..,"

Autumn snorts and picks blob up "shall I carry you to the nearest inn then?" She grinned

"YES- I mean. If it's not too much trouble"

"Will you talk to me, Bagel?" Libby asked the snail

Bagel chews gently on their arm, it doesn't hurt but it tickles a bit

Autumn smiles and looks to lib "You need rest to, after the sorta fight from kidnapping blobbers, you're a little roughed up."

She takes the reigns of horse and leads lib and horses to the nearest in in town while carrying dumb lesbian tm

Break to talk spell slots and what a rest will do

They are taken/carried to the town inn, which happens to have a stable next door. And lock up the horses

Autumn then takes them to a gambling shack across town, and find a sign saying there is indeed a bug race!

They go in, and are met with the smell of cooked meats and sound of cheers as many people are placing bets at one counter and at the other snacks are served

As libby walks up to the counter the man managing bets slides across the counter and smiles "come to place a bet? Next race is for bug, but afternoons horses and evening will be dogs."

He waves at the sign that has a list of bugs they may bet on. There are many bugs, including but not limited to rhino bettles and african land snails

but they notice there is no worms on the list

Blob: is this place legal?

Nat: wisdom check

Blob: 7

Nat: you didn't even know bug races existed

"Yes, I bet 200 on the snail." Libbly places 200 copper on the table and the man hands them a ticket with a grin "thank you kindly, luck laddeh"

"I bet 200 copperoonis to the grasshopper" blob sets the money on the table

The man laughs and holds up a ticket "Sure thing lass, grass hoppers are lucky after all"

Blob steps away from the counter and to autumn "Miss tarta what are your thoughts on cheating, lying and deceiving?"

Autumn raises a brow and grins "depends on the context of the lying cheeting and stealing. Why have you asked?"

Game paused, libby sleepy

Evil boops aren't rng!! If you hold the button down and it spins twice you send an evil boop!!

WHY IS IT SAYING “BOooOoOoOo” @cloudsanddays explain yourself

Happiest of Birthdays, Percy Jackson, congrats on being 17 again

Roman and virgil bonding time babey💕

Going insane about Solomon in Nightbringer and how doting and domestic he is

The things living with a man can do to your heart, man. Calling when you'll be home late, shopping for furniture together, cleaning the house, doing dishes, watching movies, walking home from work together, getting groceries, staying up too late talking nonsense, sleeping through alarms, hiding under the sheets, cooking breakfast, brushing your teeth together before you go...

I truly have not been normal since Solomon called if the mc needed anything from the store and asked what toothbrushes they prefer

i just posted but i feel INSANE hua cheng’s entire appearance in the ghost groom arc is just symbolism.

when xie lian is alone (having sent everyone away, in danger but perfectly capable of fighting his way out), hua cheng steps in front of xie lian, offers his hand, and guides xie lian through the woods to where he needs to be. monsters cower before him, magical barriers don’t stop him, he steps on the skulls of enemies and crushes them so thoroughly that xie lian behind him feels like he is walking on flat ground. he doesn’t just swoop in without asking — he offers his hand, and waits, and xie lian willingly reaches out and lets himself be guided. and his grip is featherlight, even as he steers xie lian through danger and darkness. his blood rain warns away all who would dare harm them, but xie lian doesn’t get hit by a drop. and hua cheng does this all in his true form, not in disguise, because he’s not playing a character or trying to achieve anything, this is just him. despite not being confident enough to face xie lian directly, hua cheng has already shown him exactly who he is.

(now excuse me while i gnaw through an entire wall because how was this not glaringly obvious to me all along)

How are you sending evil boops???

With the power of evil of course >:3

To use the power of evil, you must make your boop longer. On pc you over your mouse over the button a little before you click, on mobile hold down on the button

it will spin once, and you will have a "super boop"! Keep waiting!! Hold your power!! Spin twice, and you will have an "Evil Boop"

itch.io

Detective Beebo: Night at the Mansion by Bwobbers

On an urban city like any other, an office awakes

Try out the demo for my little project, a mystery romcom Point-and-click adventure game

Make sure to read the download instructions!

Hhhhh I should probably prepare for the DnD game next week, but what am I but a beacon of procrastination waiting until the last minute to set up everything for my players?